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[Obsessionist]

[Ray]:: Try using Spongebob Rainbow Imagination

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

Dang it. Fine, "protostud."
So... some imagination, you say?

[Ray]: Draw unicorns on the wall, caveman-style.
[Ray]: Build a fort out of couch cushions

[Navisn-I mean Protostud]: Give Ray a countdown timer

[Ray]: Attempt to captchalogue Navisn- I mean Protostud.

[Sumiki]

[Protostud]: I'm sorry, Ray, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

[Ray]: Wonder what your brother is doing right now.

[Protostud]: Destroy Ray's cell phone.

[BioSlayer]

[Ray]: Imagine that there is gas in the tank. Problem solved.

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Ray]: Imagine that there is gas in the tank. Problem solved.

The brilliance of this cannot go unnoted.

[Makaru]

[Ray]: Be the Mooch

Alternatively

[Ray]: Be Sgt. Monocles

[///dotcom///]

This adventure is getting so great! Everything is familiar, yet it's all new and original.

[IR]: Become suddenly attracted to your readers.
[Ray]: Imagine that the audience is in their underwear.
[Ray]: Be the other guy.
[Andrew]: Answer WA

[InnerRayg]

[Ray]: Imagine that there is gas in the tank. Problem solved.

The brilliance of this cannot go unnoted.

I agree so adamantly you have no idea. I laughed out loud when I read it.

[Scanty Demon]

[protostud]: Be useful
[Andrew]: Call CardinalPuffin to brag about your accomplishments
[Ray]: Uh.....wonder how the heck Lego Multiverse works

Can I just say Andrew looks awesome in this picture

[InnerRayg]

You guys can keep suggesting Ray stuff if you want, but after this next update coming "insert the next time I have internet access here" we will be back to Andrew for awhile, and then after that we'll do something else for a bit. Expositionstuck is almost done I promise!

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

You guys can keep suggesting Ray stuff if you want, but after this next update coming "insert the next time I have internet access here" we will be back to Andrew for awhile, and then after that we'll do something else for a bit. Expositionstuck is almost done I promise!

If you don't have internet access...

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[Makaru]

Don't you see? You were the phone all along.

Inside, you always knew.

[Scanty Demon]

[Andrew]: Talk to WA
[Andrew]: Call Cardinal Puffin now!
[Ray]: Experience foreshadowing.

[Portalfig]

[Andrew]: Push buttons until something imaginative happens.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

[Andrew]: Stare in awe at Ray's house.

[Scanty Demon]

[Andrew]: Experience hallucinations (caused by booze) that are foreshadowing!
[Andrew]: Call Cardinal Puffin

[Toa Smoke Monster]

[Andrew]: Wonder when your roommate will wake up.

[The Giant Space Butterfly]

[Andrew]: Drink 'til you drop and leave Ray to deal with his own problems.

[Hakann-The Bully]

[Ray]: Use the remaining fuel to accelerate the Spaceship-House to 88mph to go back in time

[InnerRayg]

[Fans]: Rejoice that all characters have finally spoken words

Also great news: this is the 495(ish...the counting's different depending on what format you read it in) page of BZPStuck! We're at half a grand here. It averages out to an update speed of two pages per day. NOT TOO SHABBY I'd say...of course I'd like it to be higher, but alas. We'll have a bigger celebration in t-minus 5 pages.

At this point it'd be great to hear a little feedback on this. After all, it is the discussion topic...things you feel we're doing right, things you feel we could do better. Things I can do to convince you guys to make fan art. Oh crud did I say that out loud? Silly me.

[IR]: Become suddenly attracted to your readers.

Oh...oh my. How did I miss this? I think I know what my 500 page special is now

Edited by InnerRayg, Oct 11 2012 - 01:17 AM.

[///dotcom///]

I've said before, but I love the pseudo-nostalgia BZPStuck evolkes in me. It's like beginning to read Homestuck all over again, except this time I've not only been able follow it from the beginning but contributed to it through commands. And as this is very great work by talented people, that is an awesome feeling of involvement.

But probably the greatest thing about BZPStuck is the originality involved. It's all very familiar, but (unlike most HS-inspired fan adventures) not copied directly.

I can't think of anything you guys could really do better.
OH WAIT yes I can.

We need more sloppy makeouts, pronto.

(Also I wish I was confident enough to fan some art :T )

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I've enjoyed this so far. Its great that we, the fans, can send in suggestions for the story and actually see them play out in it. (And they often lead into funny events. )

I guess one little nitpick I have is that Ray and Andrew have been getting a lot more attention than Brian and the other characters lately. I know that that's for story purposes (and that Ray is leaving for a while), but it would be nice to spend some time with the other characters too. But that is just my opinion.

Anyway,

[Andrew]: Prepare for inevitable punishment.
[Andrew's roommate]: Wake up.

[Scanty Demon]

I think this my favorite update, because three of them were my commands (admittedly all had to do with getting Andrew talking to CP) but nonetheless it was favorite.

[Andrew]: Time for something completely different
[Andrew]: Go to Brian's house

[InnerRayg]

I've enjoyed this so far. Its great that we, the fans, can send in suggestions for the story and actually see them play out in it. (And they often lead into funny events. )

I guess one little nitpick I have is that Ray and Andrew have been getting a lot more attention than Brian and the other characters lately. I know that that's for story purposes (and that Ray is leaving for a while), but it would be nice to spend some time with the other characters too. But that is just my opinion.

Anyway,

[Andrew]: Prepare for inevitable punishment.
[Andrew's roommate]: Wake up.

I completely agree with you there. Luckily in about 5 and a few pages you'll be getting your wish

[Makaru]

Brian is the least important character in BZPStuck.

Fact.

[Moatau]

I didn't know BZP had such a thriving Homestuck community.

I'm keeping tabs on this.

[Captain Lavender]

Brian is the least important character in BZPStuck.

Fact.

The most important character is, of course, Andrew's room-mate.

Edited by Andrew Arthur, Oct 12 2012 - 03:52 PM.

[Scanty Demon]

Brian is the least important character in BZPStuck.

Fact.

The most important character is, of course, Andrew's room-mate.

We should play as Andrew's roommate next. Though I like Brian, he has to wake up soon.

Edited by Felix Dzerzhinsky, Oct 12 2012 - 05:20 PM.

[Tenuk]

[Andrew]: Take a nap
This is really the most fantastical comic on BZP. I'm glad that you guys make these comics. During their stay in the comics forum surely they brought pride to all of AIII(I).

[Scanty Demon]

[Andrew]: Contemplate the meaning of free will
[Andrew]: Do a funny dance.

[The Giant Space Butterfly]

[Andrew's Roommate]: Awaken
[Andrew's Roommate]: Destroy pillow fort.

[Captain Lavender]

i'm sailor moon and i think this comic is GREAT

i think the people who make it are SEXY

i think the story is getting REALLY RIVETING

and I especially am intrigued about the NEW CHARACTERS that we've been getting more CHATS from lately

i'm sailor moon and i fight for love and justice!!

[InnerRayg]

Hey Sailor Moon!

We're pretty excited about the new characters too!

And by we, I guess I mean you and I?

Hmm.

Anyway, gonna get back to work!

[Nukaya]

I AM SO EXCITED FOR NEW CHARACTERS RAY.

[NEW CHARACTER]: DO SOMETHING.

[Calles]

[Andrew]: Sing Kumbaya to end the violence

[Captain Lavender]

I'm Sailor Moon, I fight for love and justice, and I have some commands for this curly-haired interloper!

Curly-haired interloper: enter name

Curly-haired interloper: clean your room

Curly-haired interloper: cuddle clefairy

Curly-haired interloper: stick your head in that microwave-looking device

Curly-haired interloper: contemplate the ways in which you are COOOOLD AS ICE

Curly-haired interloper: YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE

Curly-haired interloper: COLD AS ICE I KNOOOOOW

Curly-haired interloper: pester CP

Curly-haired interloper: finish your commission

Curly-haired interloper: put wasabi on all your food

Curly-haired interloper: remember the name of that one drink that your friend made that one time with fireball, cherry coke, and whipped cream vodka (no don't)

Curly-haired interloper: be too kawaii to live, too desu to die

Curl-haired interloper: fondly remember Hustle Cat

[InnerRayg]

[Hannah]: Is that...ASHLEY ANGEL FROM O-TOWN?
[Hannah]: THE ASHLEY ANGEL FROM O-TOWN???
[Hannah]: You want to be the very best
[Hannah]: That anyone ever was
[Hannah]: To catch them is your true test
[Hannah]: To train them is your goal!
[Hannah]: Pick up your room!
[Hannah]: Inspect Potato
[Hannah]: Lose interest in southern twang and never speak of it again

....yeehaw!

[Sumiki]

[Hannah]: Get ball pit and replace balls with potatoes

[Toa Smoke Monster]

[Hannah]: Have a Pokemon party.