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[Tenuk]

[Hannah] Eat a 'tater.

[Scanty Demon]

[Hannah]: Investigate CD on the floor.

[Hannah]: Talk to WA

[InnerRayg]

[Hannah] Eat a 'tater.

Hahahaha. You guys are great.

Do I tell you guys I love you enough? Seriously my fans are the best fans. Keep em comin!

[Captain Lavender]

I'm sailor moon, I fight for love and justice, and in the name of the moon, I will command Hannah Kanakanak!

Hannah: admit to yourself how you secretly really love bad puns but just pretend not to when your friends make them because you're TOTALLY ENVIOUS of their cleverness!

Hannah: recollect that you, yourself, frequently make bad puns and then in the SAME BREATH deny that you have an affinity for them

Hannah: ascertain what exactly your friends did to deserve this.........PUNishment

Hannah: PUNS

[Electric Turahk]

Oh you wanted feedback? Okie dokie.

First, the 500 page thing confused me. Still kind of does actually. I have no idea how you're at 500 pages at any format. o_O Even a few posts later I'm at just 2. Soooo yeah.

And really the only thing I haven't liked so far... Have been the massive IM conversations. Not necessarily just because of their length, but because they seem to be too replete with what I imagine are inside jokes. It makes following them very difficulty and makes me lose interest fairly quickly as a result.

It might just be me though.

That said, thank goodness we have a new character at last.

Hannah: Find out where your microwave's power cord disappeared to.
Hannah: Microwave the Oddish.
Hannah: Microwave a potato.
Hannah: Microwave.

~|ET|~

[Sumiki]

First, the 500 page thing confused me. Still kind of does actually. I have no idea how you're at 500 pages at any format. o_O Even a few posts later I'm at just 2. Soooo yeah.

I'm fairly certain the "500 page" celebration refers to the off-BZP version of BZPstuck, where each image gets its own page in order to reduce the load on browsers trying to load lots of images in its BZP topic.

[///dotcom///]

The off-BZP BZPstuck isn't just to help with loading. That is the "proper" way to view stories like these.

Also I am so happy my ridiculous commands got used for the 500 page thing.

[Hannah]: Arrange Pokémon plushes into a pile
[Hannah]: Set Pokémon pile on fire
[Hannah]: Recreate the great Squirtle-Tarakava war with your toys

[InnerRayg]

Oh you wanted feedback? Okie dokie.

First, the 500 page thing confused me. Still kind of does actually. I have no idea how you're at 500 pages at any format. o_O Even a few posts later I'm at just 2. Soooo yeah.

And really the only thing I haven't liked so far... Have been the massive IM conversations. Not necessarily just because of their length, but because they seem to be too replete with what I imagine are inside jokes. It makes following them very difficulty and makes me lose interest fairly quickly as a result.

It might just be me though.

That said, thank goodness we have a new character at last.

Hannah: Find out where your microwave's power cord disappeared to.
Hannah: Microwave the Oddish.
Hannah: Microwave a potato.
Hannah: Microwave.

~|ET|~

Yeah, as covered above, in the properly formatted version of the story, each individual "panel" is considered a page. So 500 (or so) panels. As for the longer chatlogs - I don't disagree with you, but some of our actors are a little...verbose. In any case what we are going for is a buildup of inside jokes that you are a part of - the constant misspelling of the word "forgot" as "frogot" is one of the earliest ones, saying "let's get this boat on the road", etc. They're sort of dumb, but over time you should recognize them and feel a little dopamine-led rush of reward for doing so. There are a few inside inside jokes that really only make sense to us (originally this was just a story for me and the people involved after all), but sometimes there's also things that maybe don't make sense, but intentionally so because they are story hooks that once revealed later on will give you that "ooooooh" feeling.

That said, I think from now on it's gonna be a rule that we don't do another seven page chatlog like we did earlier.

Not that I'm naming any names.

Andrew.

(love ya buddy!)

Edited by InnerRayg, Oct 29 2012 - 02:50 AM.

[Makaru]

I'll name names.

Andrew.

[love you]

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I never thought I'd see a chapter filled with so many Pokemon.

Anyway,

[Hannah]: Leave room to go get more French Fries.
[Hannah]: Think about the French Fries Eating Monster.

[InnerRayg]

Fun fact about this update. When I was working on one particular panel, I had accidentally done some erasing that ended up being hilarious when I colored in the layer behind it. I present to you Adam Savakanak, or alternatively, Louis Ckanakakak.

[Electric Turahk]

Hannah: So... It's not a microwave?

~|ET|~

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Hannah]: Move Onua to the Pokemon pile.
[Hannah]: Check on Ray. Mooch chess set from him.

[InnerRayg]

[Hannah]: Give them candles a whiff!

Working on a new thing that will give some people who maybe don't want to send commands another way to interact, stay tuned!

Edited by InnerRayg, Nov 02 2012 - 12:10 PM.

[Captain Lavender]

[Hannah]: Give them candle's a whiff!

WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS

[InnerRayg]

You sir are a liar and a fiend!

Edited by InnerRayg, Nov 02 2012 - 12:11 PM.

[Makaru]

Hey

Hey you two.


Shoooooooooooooosh

[Captain Lavender]

You sir are a liar and a fiend!

You can't edit your way out of this one, RAYMOND !!

[Scanty Demon]

[Hannah]: Create Pokemon army!
[Hannah]: Flirt with Brian

[Calvirick]

[Hannah] Ermahgerd terahkerver
[Hannah] Un-pile Mount Tater
And guys, it is a proven fact that anything that you post on BZP I laugh.

I love all of you.
(more so andrew)

Edited by Calvirick, Nov 04 2012 - 09:08 PM.

[InnerRayg]

Just go ahead and gonna apologize now for the delay - it's been a crazy week, and with Halo 4 coming out tomorrow I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I'm not going to be updating for a little while yet.

[Captain Lavender]

Ray you are both a bum and a nerd.

I'd say we could just put our fry-mooching friend in charge of her own art, seeing as she is a professional comics person and all, but then we wouldn't have updates for like, another year b/c she is L A Z Y.

[Makaru]

It's been two weeks. Which one of you goons is holding up production?

[Captain Lavender]

It's been two weeks. Which one of you goons is holding up production?

Hannah

[InnerRayg]

This is clearly the result of IR's interference with the comic. ###### that author avatar within a comic about an author insert.

Just kidding. We've had a collision of issues, some quite personal and it has colluded to create this current unproductivity; stay tuned, we should have new content pretty shortly.

[///dotcom///]

Yay. I've been looking forward to more updates.

[Hannah]: Microwave Mr. Potato Head
[Hannah]: Microwave your beloved dog
[Hannah]: Examine fridge drawings
[Hannah]: Admire the Chikorita poster
[Hannah]: Staple all the things.

[InnerRayg]

We're hoping to be back on track again - we've got the next month's overall update in its entirety planned out and assuming more stuff doesn't hit us it should be a great one.

[Hannah]: Prepare for battle, wield kitchen artifact.

Edited by InnerRayg, Nov 21 2012 - 03:42 AM.

[Bulik]

[Hannah]: THE DOG! IT'S ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [/Frankenstein]

[Hannah]: inspect dog food for any assassination attempts.

[Hannah]: Use the Force to correct table posture.

[Hannah]: Wield PILLOW! It will protect you from the enemy that will likely appear in a glorious flash animation within a few weeks.

[Jedi Knight Krazy]

[Hannah]: Switch Mr. Potato Head's arm and left eye.
[Hannah]: Investigate pile of Doritos
[Hannah]: Give stapler to dog. Run.
[Hannah]: Investigate the stack of... something on the kitchen counter.
[Hannah]: Wait is that the female version of Ronald McDonald!? wat

Edited by Jedi Knight Krazy, Nov 21 2012 - 09:09 AM.

[Makaru]

[Hannah]: Admire the Chiquitarito poster

Fixed.

Edited by Makaru, Nov 21 2012 - 11:06 AM.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

It's been a while since the last update. I'm glad that we are going to get more updates soon.

But anyway...

[Hannah]: Remember how you got the colorless(!) Mr. Potato Head.
[Hannah]: Try to turn the Mr. Potato Head into a French Fry.
[Hannah]: Draw something on the table.

Edited by Toa Smoke Monster, Nov 21 2012 - 11:49 AM.

[Electric Turahk]

[Hannah]: PETTHEPUPPY.
[Hannah]: Clean the dishes.
[Hannah]: See what's in the fridge.
[Hannah]: See? Microwave.

By the way, it's totally a Bayleef poster, not a Chikorita one, guys.

~|ET|~

[Makaru]

I think it's pretty much assumed that we will never ever refer to pokemans by their real name.

[///dotcom///]

By the way, it's totally a Bayleef poster, not a Chikorita one, guys.

~|ET|~

I wouldn't know. I try to pretend Chikorita's evolutions don't exist.

Also, what Makaru said.

[Scanty Demon]

Finally an update, wondering what took so long. Anyway time for the commands.

[Hannah]: Investigate slightly oversized stapler
[CP]: Reveal yourself
[Andrew]: STRIFE!!
[Hannah]: Be Foreshadow

Spoiler

Hannah is MOOCH, and stole Andrew's roomate's frenchfries!

[Portalfig]

Spoiler

I thought that was fairily obvious. She has a MOOCHING machine, and an unhealthy obsession with fries. Of course, because it is that obvious, it is obviously false. Or is it? #mindflip

Anyways, glad this update finally came around!

[Tenuk]

[Hannah] Recruit the dog

[BioSlayer]

[Hannah]: add stapler to strife specibus

[Hannah]: use black moochifier to get french fries.

[Hannah]: pet your dog, french fries

[Hannah]: pet your dog, couch potato

[Hannah]: eat the massive potato that you carved to look like a dog

[Hannah]: add your dog to your rare and powerfull beastmasterkind strife specibus

[Hannah]: put self into microwave

[Hannah]: burn torn up failed comics with the lighter in your pyrokind strife specibus

[Hannah]: Be the dog

Edited by BioSlayer, Nov 26 2012 - 12:54 PM.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Game over? That can't be good....

 

[Hannah]: Decide what your least favorite Pokemon is.

[///dotcom///]

Wait did I just lose the game.
 
Oops.
 
Also, anybody else notice the dog chow "contains trace [stuff I can't read] of some [ex]traterrestial meat?"
That is highly troubling. 

Edited by dotcom, Dec 02 2012 - 12:38 PM.