TW = Toy Wars
NJN = Nuva Join the Navy
TBE = The Bionicle Entrepreneur
BMS Gaaki: Come on. When's he going to show up already?
NJN Kopaka: Toarobot's usually pretty quick about getting started.
BMS Gaaki: Well, he'd usually have the title up at least by now.
BMS Lewa: It isn't going too speedy-fast this time, is it?
NJN Kopaka: He was just here exactly ninety-eight seconds ago!
BMS Gaaki: Hey, look way above us up there on the wall! Those abbreviations!
NJN Kopaka: He must have put those there, but I wonder why, and why he left after that. Looks like we have name tags too...
TW Nocturne: Have him disassembled!
BMS Tahu: He could have at least have given us the scripts so we could study.
TBE Hakann: Not that you'd need it for long. He'd probably kill you off right away again.
BMS Tahu: I can tell you this: I'm not sweeping any floors this time!
NJN Tahu: Nor am I! Ship Cleaning Department indeed...
BMS Gaaki: Well, all we can do is wait for him to show up.
BMS Hakann: I waited.
BMS Gaaki: Shhhhh! You're spamming the post! At this rate, the comedy title will be halfway down the page!
BMS Lewa: You're spamming the post too, you know, by shushing him.
BMS Gaaki: Well, now you are also.
BMS Lewa: Well at least I'm not pretending to be responsible.
BMS Gaaki: Hey, I'm a senior toa, and obviously I'm in charge in Bionicle: Mission Space for a reason!
BMS Lewa: Well, we'll see about that. Just don't let me blow you away.
NJN Lewa: Yeah! Go Lewas! We'll blow you away!
TW Lewa Mata 7: Yeah Lewas! Wind power!
NJN Lewa: You don't have any wind power! You're a bunch of plastic Lego pieces!
TW Lewa Mata 7: Oh yeah?!
NJN Lewa: Yeah.
TW Lewa Mata 7: Oh. Yeah.
TW Lewa Mata 7: But sets came before story! I'm the original!
NJN Lewa: What?! That's ridiculous! What do you think they based the sets off of?
NJN Kopaka: Lewa's right.
TW Lewa Mata 7: Yess!
NJN Kopaka: No, the other Lewa. Besides, in the extremely unlikely hypothetical scenario that the sets came first, some prototype would be the first, and you would still be a copy.
BMS Lewa: If you put it that way, I'm the original Lewa, since Bionicle: Mission Space came first.
NJN Kopaka: Now wait a second...
BMS Gaaki: Guys! Shut up! Wait 'till Toarobot18 gets here...
BMS Hakann: Dumm dee dumm. This is fun.
TBE Hakann: I know, right?
NJN Kopaka: I've got an idea! Let's play the quiet game!
BMS Kopaka: Good idea, Kopaka. Let me find my iBrick...
NJN Kopaka: All right. We staaaaart... now.
BMS Hakann: Come on, Toarobot!
BMS Gaaki: HAKANN!
NJN Kopaka: You spoke. That means you lose.
TBE Hakann: Yes, Gaaki?
NJN Tahu: Uh, Kopaka...
NJN Kopaka: Now you lose too, Tahu.
NJN Random guy: You all lose. Now we're going to do quiet time, M.N. Navy Style! ARE YOU READY?
NJN Random guy: The correct answer is "SIR, YES SIR!"
Almost everybody: "SIR, YES SIR!"
NJN Random guy: Alright, we begin now. Wow, there's a lot of you recruits here. Did Toarobot call everybody?
BMS Hakann: Pretty much. Even the--
NJN Random guy: WHAT'S THIS YOU SAY, MR. FIERY PIRAKA? DID I HEAR A WORD OUT OF YOU? FIVE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS, ON THE GROUND, NOW!
BMS Hakann: But sir--
NJN Random guy: DON'T YOU SPEAK AGAIN, RECRUIT! THAT'S FIVE HUNDRED MORE RIGHT THERE! DOES ANYBODY ELSE CARE TO SPEAK?
NJN Random guy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
NJN Admiral Arktinen: Thank you, recruiter. I think we should move on. Frankly, I'm not sure Toarobot is going to show up anytime soon, so while you're all being quiet, I'd like to give my speech from Nuva Join the Navy, since many of you didn't get a chance to hear it. I had to have the entire thing memorized for the last chapter, and I'm very proud of my work, so I hope you enjoy it. "I will now begin the traditional Navy Welcoming Speech: Welcome, welcome, welcome! A most wonderful welcome to--
NJN Kopaka: I swear to Mata Nui, if you say one more word of that speech, I will freeze you in the largest block of ice you've ever seen.
NJN Admiral Arktinen: Oh please don't do that. You know, that would probably be that iceburg I bumped into once on one of my battleship cruises. Now mind you, it wasn't my fault, I wasn't on the bridge at the time, but Toa Ga--
TW Lieutenant Pohatu Phantoka: Guys, look what I found! It's one of Toarobot18's item summoning devices!
BMS Gaaki: He must have left it here by mistake. We shouldn't touch it, those are only for writers--
TW Lieutenant Pohatu Phantoka: Summon, machine gun! Summon, fort! Summon, time bomb! Summon, cannon! Summon, ten thousand loyal soldiers! Summon, a million widgets! Summon--
BMS Gaaki: POHATU!
TBE Hakann: Hey, let me have a look at that--
Edited by Toarobot18, Jul 07 2012 - 05:07 PM.