117 replies to this topic

[Hahli Husky]

I'm pretty sure I can keep members from posting for a set amount of days, which is kinda like suspension, but no, I'm not one to do that kind of thing.

Aw, I thought you were gonna be all like an evil apprentice or something with dreams of grandeur.

©1984-2012 Toaraga EAM

Ssshhh shh shhhh, I was trying to lull them into a false sense of security ...

[Pantera]

I dunno.

Nothing in particular. I know NOTHING!

About being a moderator or Admin.

[Peach 00]

Freak out as my inbox becomes filled with reports.

The sig reports...

... there were so many my first week @.@ (like 20+ in one message ;-

I don't recall sending you any in the first week, but I remember a few weeks after you got promoted, I sent you about 10+ in one message. Since the report button showed up, I haven't had the pleasure of bugging one of the staff about sigs. Good times, good times...

[Paleo]

I speak from experience.

Read PM. Re-read PM to check for hallucinations. Fling arms up in the air and squeal (very un-manly). Next, get up from chair and dance around the room, spinning and failing arms in the air. Then, wait for promotion.

So… yeah. I danced.

[ReckoningReckoner]

Promote myself and become admin.

And then quit.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Promote the TB BRPG Forum and try to become staff there if I wasn't already (if i was then i'd be working on doing what i could for it).

Shocking, huh?

[ZHX]

I'd try my best to do the least work possible if I became staff.

[Randy Disher]

Promote Smooth Jazz.

[Damaracx 7.0]

I would probably work somewhere in the creative outlet.

[The Legendary QQQQ]

It would be the beginning of my taking over the world.

First BZPower, then ALL THE INTERNETS

[????]

[Damaracx 7.0]

I would BAN YOU ALL!!!!!!! (Just Kidding (from what you know...........)).

Edited by TOA PIRAKA HAKANN 2.0, Apr 27 2012 - 11:43 AM.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

If I became staff I would wreak havoc all over bzpower

[Soran]

Lets see... If I was invited to be staff then I would first call all my friends, have an all night party at my place, and then somehow wake up in Vegas.

If I was abducted, I am going to assume that they implanted some kind of mind control chip inside my brain, so first I would take that out... For science...

(For real I would probably hide in the forums and hope I don't get a hard job.)

~Soran

[-Absorba-]

I'd instantly reject the offer. XD

I'm a terrible admin. I was once one for a Pokemon RPG forum, and I didn't find myself to be very useful.
Besides, I think it's now degerated.

[Wind Elemental]

If I was staff, I would probably look over COT or General Discussion but I'll make a bad staff member.

Edited by Veigar's Shadow, May 05 2012 - 11:27 PM.

[Meiko]

Follow the rules.

I'd probably learn what would be expected from me first, just so I don't do something out of the ordinary, and I'd probably learn more and make friends with the other staff. Then... I'd be a staff doing what staff do, I guess.

I wouldn't immediately accept the offer however. I already have enough responsibilities at this point.

Edited by Meiko, May 06 2012 - 10:32 AM.

[Randy Disher]

If I became staff, I would almost certainly accept, and I would probably just do what I was supposed to do.

[Zaxvo]

Instigate a revolt a la the April Fools prank a couple of years ago. But actually revolt.

(Staff: I'm just kidding. Don't let this take me out of consideration for a staff position)

[Damaracx 7.0]

I would first die of a heart attack...then I would wait I just said I would die of a heart attack how can I do anything if I am dead.

[Maphrox: Toa of Polygons]

If I became a staff, the first thing I would do would be falling over and hitting the floor, making a somewhat wooden noise upon hitting it. I would then lie there until something happened, since staffs are not able to move on their own.

[Gatanui]

If I became a staff, the first thing I would do would be falling over and hitting the floor, making a somewhat wooden noise upon hitting it. I would then lie there until something happened, since staffs are not able to move on their own.

I´ve just realized I´ve been a large wooden stick for almost four years.

-Gata

[Taka Nuvia]

I guess at first I would jump around squealing in delight. No really. xD

And then... make a comic about it.

And then... I would start doing my job. D=

[thebeggerpie]

Remove the word filter. Give out permanent bans instantly if someone abuses that.

Remove the Proto Meter. Only Mods and Admins can see it.

Wipe Bann........ah? Never mind about that one.

Change the color from blue and gray to green and purple(It would be awesome.).

Edited by thebeggerpie, May 18 2012 - 05:52 PM.

[Randy Disher]

Remove the word filter. Give out permanent bans instantly if someone abuses that.

Remove the Proto Filter. Only Mods and Admins can see it.

Wipe Bann........ah? Never mind about that one.

Change the color from blue and gray to green and purple(It would be awesome.).

What do you mean by "Proto Filter"?

[thebeggerpie]

What do you mean by "Proto Filter"?

Meant 'Meter.'

Mea Culpa.

[Bulik]

wake up from whatever impossible dream I
was in

[Raiden: Toa of Storms]

Do my job, and become the nicest and most comedic staff ever, while having good relations with all other staff.

[Parazan]

Ban everyone!!!

D:
But you ARE a member of the staff! I bet you will ban everyone on 21/12/12(Yes, I was born in Europe), and then rename the site to EEKOPower.com and rule us all with an iron fist!

[Sumiki]

Ban everyone!!!

D:
But you ARE a member of the staff! I bet you will ban everyone on 21/12/12(Yes, I was born in Europe), and then rename the site to EEKOPower.com and rule us all with an iron fist!

Not if I ban everyone first - I mean, everyone knows that SumikiPower would do better than EekoPower.

[Scanty Demon]

Ban everyone!!!

D:
But you ARE a member of the staff! I bet you will ban everyone on 21/12/12(Yes, I was born in Europe), and then rename the site to EEKOPower.com and rule us all with an iron fist!

Not if I ban everyone first - I mean, everyone knows that SumikiPower would do better than EekoPower.

Lies McSmeagPower would the best.

Anyway if I became a staff member I'd probably have to learn what I can and can't do (what can I do as a Mentor what can I not do as a Mentor).

[Mendicant Bias]

I wouldn't become staff. That's the cold, hard truth.

If I did, though, I would run naked through the streets of the unnamed city in which I live, screaming "I ARE STAFFZ!!"
I would also post a video of the deed being committed. I honestly would. *Winks at B6*

[Phantomesque]

I would act like a normal staff member:

Post,
Post,
Delete Post,
Post,
Delete Post,
Ban,
Post,
Post,
and so forth.

~Gravity

Edited by Gravity Caiox, May 31 2012 - 07:33 AM.

[Riglax]

Stalk the staff forums like a proper creeper.

Edited by Riglax, May 31 2012 - 08:49 AM.

[Aderia]

What would I do first? That's easy.

Brag.

Then I'd get on people's nerves and then I'd stop, and go do whatever awesomeness that the staff does around the Forums. You know, cool stuff.

Edited by Zosia Darr, May 31 2012 - 10:37 PM.

[Mylo Xyloto]

I'd laugh.

Me, promoted?

[Vataki “Vahi” Teridax]

Hahaha, I've trolled so much in the past that I'll never become a staffer... Even though I gave up and apologized to the man. (Black Six lololol.)

But if I did, I'd probably remove some of the word filters. Not for real swears, though.

I don't know, that's just my opinion, and what I would do.

Edited by Vataki Teridax, Jun 04 2012 - 02:37 AM.

[WATERMELON!]

i would probably randomly close topics because it would be fun

[Nuparu1995]

Do a happy dance, and then patrol the forums looking for who needed a question answered or dead topics and the like.