Unless I'm completely unable to get to a computer, A2 will be pretty much just like A1, which is 6 chapters a week. The only reason that it wasn't before was because of football season, and...well....that's over now.
So if Aftermath 2 gonna become an everyday, until your done with your chapters you have stored up?
So on to bigger and better things, right?
Anyways, along with the original version of this chapter game a quiz which will test your knowledge of previous events in TBTTRAH and A1.
@Kpik: A storyline's coming up eventually, however, in the beginning, A2 was supposed to be the completely unserious brother of A1. But then A1 and all the other topics in the forum were archived, so A2 became the only comedy to do both.
Chapter 10: Dangerous Wildlife
That night, somewhere in Texas...
Car: (pulls up)
Border Guard: Hey...who are those guys?
Guard 2: Might be another illegal immigrant.
Guard: Blah. Hate dealing with all these guys. (walks towards the car)
Guard 2: (sips his coffee)
Guard: (pulls out a flashlight) All right, buddy. Let's get this over iwth.
Guard 2: (stops watching and looks down at his newspaper)
Guard 2: What the-?!? (falls over)
Guard: (collapses on the ground)
Guard 2: (picks himself up and runs towards the car, gun extended) LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!!! HANDS UP!!!
Xplode: ...(opens the door and steps out) You wish to see my hands?
Guard 2: ...
Xplode: (reaches into the car and pulls out a freaking huge gun) You can see my gun as well.
Guard 2: (falls over)
Xplode: ...there. Problem solved.
Fire Lord: Now...where's Pridak?
Meanwhile, on the interstate to Florida...
Piraka: 670945 Bohrok canisters on the wall! 670945 Bohrok canisters...
JL: ...mmm...(wakes up)...
Piraka: Knock one down and throw it around...670944 Bohrok canisters on the wall...
JL: ...are they still doing that stupid song?
JL: ....oh. (looks at the back seat)
Onua: Someone save me!
Piraka: 670944 Bohrok canis-
JL: ...(examines the back seat)...hey!
JL: ...where's Zaktan?
JL: Yeah. Green dude.
Vezok: ...um...I don't know...I THOUGHT he was going on vacation with us.
Avak: Where could he be?
Back at the house, in the top of a tree...
Zaktan: ...this is insulting.
Meanwhile, back in Texas...
Fire Lord: This is as close as I can get to the actual holding cell without being seen.
Xplode: All right. (opens the door) We'll have to walk the rest of the way the-OOP!! (trips and falls into the grass)
Fire Lord: ...
Xplode: ...wow. This is some tall grass.
Fire Lord: ...tall...grass?
Xplode: Yeah. This is awesome. We won't be seen.
Fire Lord: Uh, dude. (hops out) Tall grass is bad.
Xplode: How so? How could it possibly be ba-(takes a step forward)
A WILD TEXACHU APPEARED!!!
Fire Lord: ...dang Pokemon.
TEXACHU USED BRAGGING ABOUT THE SIZE OF TEXAS!!!
Xplode: Oh no. It's fitted with Texas stereotypes, too.
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!!!
Xplode: (grabs his ridiculously oversized gun and fires at "Texachu")
XPLODE USED GUN!
IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!
Fire Lord: ...
Xplode: ...son of a $%^&#.
Texachu: ... (faints)
XPLODE USED PROFANITY!!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
TEXACHU EXPLODES AND DIES HORRIBLY!!!
Fire Lord: Wait, I thought they fainted.
Xplode: Meh. Overkill and such. Changes the rules. Come on, let's go save Pridak.
Fire Lord: ...
Xplode: (walks off)
Fire Lord: ...hey...Texachu looks just like an armadillo!
Meanwhile, on a distant planet...
Solek, Toa of Ice: (tumbles out and crashes onto the ground)
Solek: ...bleh...that was a heck of a journey...hope that no other robots are planning to-
Large Security Sentinel: (notices Solek) Runaway spotted! Runaway spotted!
Sentinel: Arrest him immediately. (beings firing rockets and lasers at Solek)
Solek: ...aw, come on. (takes off running)
To be continued...