I did so, and wrote a number of chapters for it to get a head start while I had free time. Point of all this being...if you request to be a GS, and then don't get any parts for a while...well...that's why.
And of course all of this comedy series business was started by the original The Bionicles Try To Run A House, which was launched back in 2007 and was closed down in 2009. A1 ran from TBTTRAH's ending to now, and A2 picks up where A1 left off.
CHAPTER INDEX(Thanks to Hubert for going to the effort to organize this):
There’s a certain legend that tells about a group of Bionicles. These toys weren’t really a being in the purest sense of the word, but they were existant just the same(whatever that means). They managed to come to life one day, about 8 years ago, and escaped from their confines in Legoland, California, to eventually come to live at a house in the southeast region of the United States.
The Bionicles lived in what could be loosely defined as peace, led by a Tahu and a Tahu Nuva set. The group met friends over the years, including a Toa team called the Zehvor, a bunch of sadistic Barraki and Piraka led by the irritiable Pridak, and even a giant seemingly stuffed turtle that only went by the name “Omega.”...
Chapter 1: Re-Opening
At the house...
On the back deck...
Zaktan: Hey guys! (walks down the stairs to the deck)
Pridak: ...oh....it’s him.
Xplode: What’s wrong with Zaktan?
Pridak: He’s kinda...well....um....he’s a few peanuts short of a Planter’s factory.
Pridak: Y’know, he’s...um....he’s a few coins short of a 1-Up.
Pridak: He’s retarted.
Zaktan: Hey everyone...why the long faces?
Xplode: We’re a little...annoyed...at this.
Zaktan: ....annoyed at what?
Pridak: Pulling the pool cover off.
Xplode: Tahu assigned me to work with this moron to help pull the pool cover off and get it ready for summer. Summer’s just around the corner, you know.
Zaktan: Yes, I’m aware that it is.
Pridak: ...how in the world would you have any clue about the date?
Zaktan: The wonderful invention called the “calender” enlightened me.
Tahu: Hey! Pridak!
Pridak: ...(looks up towards the back door)...yeah?
Tahu: How’s it going?
Xplode: Depends on what your expectations for our progress are.
Pridak: If you expected him to be stupid, you won’t be disappointed.
Xplode: Don’t make me push you in another fireplace.
Tahu: ...well....um....I’m not one for huge expectations, but I was more or less hoping, y’know, that you two had at least moved the cover somewhat.
Pridak: Oh, so all we have to do is move it a tiny bit? Very well. (walks over to the pool cover, still covering the pool)
Pridak: (shoves the pool cover an inch to the left)
Pridak: ...there. Moved. We’re done now, right?
Tahu: You set your expectations too low.
Pridak: And yet, I’m never disappointed.
Tahu: Well, I’m going inside. (starts walking towards the door) Keep up the good work, or, in your case, start the good work.
Xplode: You’re just going to leave me with this retard?
Tahu: Yep. I’ve got a meeting.
Pridak: With who? Who could possibly be more important then me?
Tahu: (turns around) Well, for starters, there’s Takadox, Ehlek, Kopaka, Gali, Lewa, Hydraxon, Nocturn, Carapar, Hakann, Jaller, Hahli, Matoro, Kongu, Kopeke, Macku, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Kalmah, Thok, Vezok, Vezon, Fenrakk, Umbra, Pohatu, Onu-
Zaktan: I think you’ve made your point.
Pridak: Man...I’m like...depressed now.
Tahu: Well, apologies for making you feel insignificant.
Xplode: I accept on his behalf. But you still haven’t told us who this big meeting is with.
Tahu: ...oh, right! I’m meeting with Toa MT and Hydraxon. We’re discussing potential vacation plans.
Pridak: Ooh! Yay! Yay! Not depressed anymore!
Tahu: Well, good for you. Maybe when you finish pulling that pull cover off, you can come along. (heads inside the house)
Pridak: ...man....now I’m all depressed again.
Brenmac: ....oh, the mail’s here.
Ackar: Indeed it is.
Levacius: What’s in it!? What’s in it?!
Ackar: Hold on, hold on. Sheesh, are all you Zehvor this impatient?
Levacius: No, just the ones of us that have packages coming in the mail.
Brenmac: What package do you have coming?
Levacius: Something very important.
Levacius: Like you’re not allowed to know. Until it gets here, that is.
Levacius: Hmm....looks like it didn’t come today.
Ackar: Shame. Now can you two move out of the way so that I can bring this mail to Tahu Nuva like he wanted?
Levacius: Oh. Yeah. Sorry. (moves out of the way)
Ackar: Thank you. (walks down the hall with the mail)
Brenmac: ...why are you being so secretive about this package?
Levacius: Because it’s a surprise.
Brenmac: ....a surprise?
Levacius: (nods) Yep. It’s a surprise for Tahu.
Brenmac: Oh, don’t tell me this is another one of your birthday surprises.
Levacius: ...actually, it is. Why?
Brenmac: Cause most of us remember what happened with your LAST surprise. Remember, the car that Tahu thought was possessed and he burned it as a response?
Levacius: Meh. Don’t worry. He’ll love this one.
Brenmac: You sure?
Levacius: Yeah. Trust me. You don’t know Tahu like I do.
FLASHBACK(One Year Ago)...
Brenmac: ...are you SURE this is a good idea?
Levacius: Don’t worry. He’ll love it.
Levacius: Now, I’ll just stick the talking toucan in the engine, and whenever Tahu says something, he’ll at least have someone to talk back to him!
Brenmac: ...I think he’s more liable to go crazy than actually like it.
Levacius: Brenmac, trust me. You don’t know Tahu like I do.
END OF FLASHBACK...
Levacius: ...what is THAT look?
Brenmac: Oh, nothing. Just reminiscing...and plotting a way to keep that package from ever reaching you?
Tahu: Ah. Glad you could make it.
MT: What’s this about, Tahu?
Tahu: Well, you two are the leaders of some of the most influential groups in the household, MT, you being the leader of the Zehvor.
Tahu: ....and Hydraxon....you being the leader of the association of the mentally retarted.
Tahu: So, anyways, since your groups will most likely determine how the rest of the house’s inhabitants will react, I figured I’d give you first notice.
MT: First notice of what?
Tahu: Well....we’re going on vacation.
Tahu: But not just any vacation. We’re going....to Germany.
Tahu: Yep. We got the tickets purchased, and we’ll be leaving in a little less than a week.
MT: ...wow, Tahu...that’s...amazing. You’ve always been so tight-fisted with your money...
Hydraxon: I agree, it’s nice to see some generousity from you.
Tahu: ...so...you would say you are surprised by this.
MT: ...we are rather taken aback, yes.
Tahu: I suppose you could say you did Nazi that coming.
Tahu: Ok, puns aside, we’re not going to Germany.
MT: I knew it.
Tahu: Because A: Barely anyone in this house can speak proper English, let alone German, and B: Because there’s no way in heck that we could afford a trip to Germany.
Tahu: So we’re going back to our luxury resort/hotel in Florida. And hopefully, this time, we won’t have our vacation interrupted by a stupid villain kidnapping me. Sound good?
Hydraxon: I still refuse to speak to you after that stupid pun.
Tahu: ...you just talked to me.
Hydraxon: (turns to MT) I still refuse to speak to that guy after his terrible pun.
Hydraxon: (whispers) Relay the message.
MT: (turns back to Tahu) The honorable Mr. Hydraxon would like to inform you that he has undergone a vow of silence due to the-
Tahu: I heard.
MT: Just making you aware.
Tahu: Right. Well, I would suggest that you more or less begin packing...these things always get dragged out into the last minute and then we’re never ready to go.
Hydraxon: (whispers to MT)
MT: The honorable Mr. Hydraxon would like to inform you that he and his team can be packed in a couple of hours.
Tahu: Wonderful. And tell the “honorable” Mr. Hydraxon that he can speak to me. His mouth isn’t broken, and quite frankly, I hate him talking through you.
Hydraxon: (whispers to MT)
MT: ...Mr. Hydraxon would like to inform you that you are, in fact, a moron.
Tahu: ...guess who’s not gonna be getting the window seat on the airplane.
Edited by Toa Zehvor MT, Feb 27 2012 - 03:49 PM.