Takua, a weird Matoran with various mental problems, finally decides to talk to a voice in his head, which he thinks belongs to his brain.
Takua: Hi brain!
Takua's brain: Who is that?
Takua: It's me, Takua.
Takua's brain: I don't know you.
Takua: It's me, the owner of this body.
Takua's brain: I don't understand.
Takua: Listen I have to ask you something.
Takua's brain: Did you just say you're the owner of this body?
Takua's brain: I don't think you should call yourself the owner of this body.
Takua: Whatever man, listen I came here to ask you for a favor.
Takua's brain: Go ahead.
Takua: I was hoping you could convince your heartstone, well our heartstone, to start pumping backwards.
Takua's brain: Backwards?
Takua: Yeah, you know opposite of the way it's flowing right now. I was hoping it might make me live longer.
Takua's brain: Obviously, you don't know much about how the heartstone operates. Every time your heartstone squeezes it pushes blood downward, every time it expands blood comes back. It goes forward and backward all the time.
Takua: Ah, dang... I have blood?
Takua's brain: I think so... But that's not a problem, Your lungs are.
Takua: What's wrong with them?
Takua's brain: You know that pain you feel every time you take a really deep breath.
Takua's brain: That's cancer.
Takua: You sure?
Takua's brain: Believe me I would know.
Takua: But you can fix that, right? You can destroy that little pest?
Takua's brain: I can.
Takua: Will you do that for me?
Takua's brain: No.
Takua: And why the heck not?
Takua's brain: It doesn't work that way.
Takua: How does it work?
Takua's brain: I don't know man; you have to find a way. You have to make me do it. It takes years of practice, if you know how to approach it. Most people don't.
Takua: Do I have years to practice?
Takua's brain: No, you have a year at the most.
Takua: So, there is nothing you will do?
Takua's brain: No.
Takua: You'll just let me die?
Takua's brain: Yes.
Takua: Screw you brain, you choose not to help me. I curse the day that I decided to talk to you. You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to buy a gun and I'll shoot you like six times.
Takua's brain: Ha ha, that's funny.
Takua: I'll give you funny!
NEXT TIME: Takua's brainy adventure begins!
Edited by Rarity, Apr 08 2012 - 06:32 PM.