Thus, without further ado:
Fight 1: Introduction
Tahu jumped up and of the way of the wind blade, coming down with a slash of his fire-sword. Matau went launching off the stage, leaving a smoking trail behind him. Karzahni shot a mental beam at the Toa of fire, but he shield-dodged and launched the insane ruler up and almost offstage. But on the way down, Karzahni grabbed a smash ball and activated it. Rainbows, ponies, and flowers shot everywhere, launching Tahu off-stage and severely damaging the newly-respawned Matau, who had come off his floating platform seconds before. Karzahni proceeded to grab Matau and then project a picture of him, only pink. The nightmare caused the Toa to launch himself offstage.
"GAME!" came the deep voice of Worf.
"Worf? My name is Mata-Nui," said Michael Dorn.
"Michael Dorn? It's Mata-Nui!" he said again.
"Anyways," he continued, "welcome to Super Smash Bros. Bionicle! It's a comedy based on mixing Bionicle and the popular series of Super Smash Bros. games. Here's the history of the games: It all started when-"
"Shut up!" yelled a white and green Toa carrying spears with flags. "My name is Toa of Dancing, I'm the author of this comed- I mean, game. And I'm a fighter. And I'm on a very low budget. So expect cheesy effects and the worst gameplay, movesets, character roster, and puns ever. And now that I've got that off my breastplate... PLEASE! PLEASE READ THIS! PLEEEEEEEEEASE! !!!"
As ToD sat there crying, Worf-
..."Mata-Nui" walked up, dropped a tissue box and walked toward an angry mob. They all stopped fighting as he walked up and smiled at the camera... er... keyboard... er... yeah...
"These are the fighters! We have a few open spots due to ToD begging for guest stars, but this is who we have: ToD, Karzahni, Artahka, Tahu Stars, Matau, Gali, Pohatu, Onua, Kopaka, Turaga Nuju, Lewa with adaptive armor, Pridak, a cookie, Mario, Luigi, Link, Ganondorf, Zelda, Rahkshi Stars- Hey, wait, Bionicle characters only!"
"Scree scraw screw!" yelled the Rahkshi.
"I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them."
"You're from Star Trek," Ganondorf replied gruffly.
"I'm Mata-Nui! Get out!"
"No," came the simple, unanimous reply from the characters.
"Fine, whatever. But no one else! Anyways, Gresh Stars, Takanuva Stars, Nektann Stars, Tahnok-"
"You missed me, Skrall Stars!"
"No, you aren't a character because you have a long neck. Now go away. As I was saying... Ah yes, Makuta of Metru-Nui, Turaga Dume, Axonn, Brutaka, Antroz, Tanma, and... oh yeah, me!"
By now, ToD had quit bawling and threw the last tissue box he used onto the pile of OVAR NINE THOUSAND! ! ! Then, he walked toward the characters, slipped on a banana peel, fell face first into a magical giant appearing pie, ate the cheese filling, yelled "al yur bas r blng two us" and belched loudly while throwing random rubber chickens everywhere. And now that all the overused gags had been used, he turned toward the camera... er... computer... er... keyboard... And smiled and huge, cheesy smile.
"Bye everyone! And remember, PLEASE LAUGH AND WANT TO BE A GUEST STAR! PLEEEEEEEASE!"
Out of nowhere, a ghostly specter appeared and scribbled out the last line. “This is future ToD. Sorry, but no more guest stars. Anywho, bye bye!”
Edited by Toa of Dancing, Oct 14 2011 - 04:48 PM.