Episode Alpha: The Horror is Rebooted
*Somewhere on Destral…*
Teridax: Um… what are we doing here again?
Gorast: I’m not sure, Teri. Then again, our ending wasn’t all that clear.
Mutraine: No kidding. So why are we back on Destral?
Antroz: Perhaps the same reason why I’m here.
Teridax: Antroz! You’re alive again!
Chirox: He’s not the only one.
Mutran: It’s physically impossible to really know how we went from being dead to alive again.
Teridax: Shut your mouth, you pointy-headed lab geek. No one likes you.
Mutran Fangirls: >:[
Atheron: Personally, I don’t really care, so whatever works, I guess.
Velixa: Hey, what happened to Icarax?
Norenka: I don’t see him anywhere.
*Somewhere in the real world…*
Icarax: I already told you, I’m not a vampire! I’ve been telling you this for the past 2 and half years! Why don’t you listen to me?
Girl 6: He has to be a vampire! Just like in Twilight!
Icarax: ARGH! Why must I get tormented like this?!
*Back on Destral…*
Teridax: Ah, we don’t need him. He always got on my nerves, anywhere. He could be in some other universe being tormented by girls who admire him for no good reason, for all I care.
Bitil: What’s the point? We’re only going to get killed off again. Or bet brought back in some comedy after 2 years of being ended.
Torah: Ah, you’re both just sticks in the mud.
Zartross: Easy for you to say.
Gyzerox: Yeah, since you aren’t one of the missing members of our group.
Teridax: I don’t care, as long as I don’t have to deal with Icarax mentioning the Natalie girl or Krika doing something stupid.
Gorast: UM, Teri?
Krika: Look upon me, for I am your Miss Destral 2008!
Teridax: How is it he is back and we’re still missing a few of our number?
Atheron: Because he’s Krika? And he thinks we’re still in 2008?
Teridax: That is a plausible theory. So he still thinks this is the beginning of the series?
Velixa: I guess so. Then again, I wasn’t even here the beginning of the series, so whatever.
*Knock at the door.*
Antroz: I’ll get it.
*Antroz opens the door to find the Ask Roodaka salesman*
Salesman: I’m going door-to-door to make you this incredible offer!
*Antroz slams the door on his face.*
Antroz: What is it with these salespeople and them trying to sell us things on Mondays?
Torah: For you, it was Monday. For me… it was Amonday.
Torah: Amonday. It’s like Monday. But Amon. Because… because he’s Amon.
Gorast: You’re dumb. You got more annoying since Icarax disappeared forever.
Teridax: Well, since we’re running low on members, I guess the only thing left to do is…
Gorast: Teridax, don’t say it…
Teridax: Bring in our old servants.
Gorast: Darn it, you said it!
Antroz: Can we go out for smoothies later?
Teridax: No! There won’t be smoothies until I have these guys employed again.
*Some few hours later…*
Roodaka: Why in the world am I even here? I’m done with Makuta, especially after everything he put me through.
Sidorak: Yeah… and he did kind of destroy my house with a helicopter.
Roodaka: No… that was me.
Sidorak: Wait… *pauses to remember* That’s right! You never even fixed my house! You Roodaka-copter ruined it all!
Roodaka: Calm down. Don’t make me have to get the stupid pills to calm you down.
Sidorak: You’re making me crazy… and you don’t want to see me when I’m crazy.
Teridax: Ah. Roodaka.
Roodaka: You’re still here?
Gorast: You’re still living?
Sidorak: Oh, burn, Roodaka.
*Roodaka hits Sidorak on the head, making him fall to the floor.*
Teridax: I brought you here for a very special reason.
Roodaka: You’re going to apologize for putting me through all the pain and torment of a broken heart?
Teridax: No. Why would I do that?
Roodaka: Never mind, that was asking too much.
Teridax: I’m going to give you your old jobs back.
Sidorak: Yay! I’ll have a job again that won’t involve Roodaka embarrassing me on TV!
Roodaka: You don’t need me to do that, Sidorak. And why should I help you?
Karzahni: Because… you’re… mine now.
Music: Four, tres, two, uno.
Sidorak and Roodaka: NOOOO!!!!
*Sidorak and Roodaka break down the doors and hide from Karzahni… who isn’t Karzahni at all.*
Teridax, laughs: Thanks for going along with the plan. I knew they’d crawl back to me if they thought Karzahni was after them again.
Spiriah: No problem. As much as I hate being having to change into that dreadful Karzahni, it was worth it to see Roodaka so scared.
Norik: Makuta Teridax…
Teridax: Ah, Norik, I see you and your team got my message.
Pouks: You got some nerve.
Gaaki: I can feel them… Everywhere! They’re everywhere?!
Gorast: What’s with her?
Bomonga: That mask of hers drives her crazy. I know how to fix it, but no one will let me.
Kualus: Because hitting someone over the head with a boulder doesn’t always work.
Bomonga: It worked for me.
Teridax: I’ll cut to the chase. I want you to work for me again.
Iruini: Why should we work for you? You tried to kill us.
Teridax: Oh, come on, just think of the good time we had together.
Norik: There weren’t any good times, you creep.
Gaaki: Stop the voices in my head! They’re angry… they won’t leave me alone! *screams*
Spiriah: Can someone get this insane woman out of my presence? She is giving me a headache.
Norik: Don’t you talk about my girlfriend that way.
Spiriah: Well, you’re a moron and your girlfriend needs to be institutionalized. Wait, why am I even rationalizing with you urchins?
*Spiriah takes all of them in his fist in Hulk-like rage and then he jumps through the other wall. Like the kool-aid man.*
Spiriah: You’re going to work for us and you’re going to like it! Or else you’ll end up like MY team of Toa Hagah!
Teridax: Well, that was effective.
Gorast: I’ll say.
*That’s when the doors burst open and a familiar unstable female warrior shows herself.*
Teridax, laughs to himself: I was beginning to wonder if you would ever show.
Elitha: You really think I’d miss a chance to see your ugly face again?
Gorast: Teridax is not ugly! You take that back!
Teridax: No, Gorast, let her vent off some steam. She’s nothing more than an angry little child, after all.
Elitha: You sadistic fool! You made me!
Teridax: No… you complete me.
Teridax: Not like that, you weirdos.
*That’s when ShadowBionics goes off to make his own ElithaXTeridax fanart and post it up for all to see.*
Teridax: Besides, if I hadn’t have interfered in your life, you’d be just some silly Matoran girl with silly fantasies running through your silly head all silly.
Elitha: You’re a creep. And a selfish, oblivious fool. You can’t even see that your little mosquito friend is madly in love with you.
Gorast, blushing: Cut that out! Besides, Teridax will love me someday.
Elitha: Well, technically he did love you in Episode 95 of the original series, which got undone by The Shadowed One after he made a deal with the Farshtey.
Teridax and Gorast: What?
Elitha, giggles: I have knowledge and powers you can’t even begin to imagine.
Teridax: What are you?
Elitha: I’m your worst nightmare, Makuta Teridax.
Teridax: You can’t get to me, you’re just trying to scare me.
Elitha: Then I guess it’s time for this little night nurse to take the night shift… I’ll be keeping my eye on you, Teridax.
*Elitha turns to her spirit form and escapes from Destral.*
Teridax: She scares me.
Gorast: Don’t worry, Teridax. If that little terror in red returns, I’ve got your back.
Teridax: Thank you, Gorast, I knew I could count on you. Yet, I can’t help but feel we forgot something…
*On some deserted island…*
Hodge Podge: Soon, my son, you will be able to avenge me and get back at the Brotherhood of wrecking my life.
Ailles: Yes, father… This is all just so much for me.
Hodge Podge: I know, and I’m sorry I had to hide you as a Matoran on Pana Nui, but that was the only way I could protect you from the Brotherhood. Luckily, you were made from my untampered DNA… I’ll get that lousy science school dropout Mutran!
Ailles: Did you say something about Icarax?
Hodge Podge: Yes, but he’s out of our reach now, suffering a fate worse than death. Never the less, we will strike soon…
Edited by ShadowBionics, Jul 27 2012 - 11:33 PM.