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[Dude w/ a Hat]

Fortunately, it was artificially flavored.

[Pulsate]

Unfortunately, the artificial flavours made Matoran faint.

[Strack]

fortunately, the matoran woke up soon afterwards.

[Pulsate]

Unfortunately, the Matoran was Vultraz.

[ninjamonkey3000]

Fortunately, a Toa showed up to stop him!

[Pulsate]

Unfortunately, the Toa was actually Gorast.

[TNT-Vezon with an Olmak]

Fortunately, she doesn't have four arms and look like a giant mosquito.

 

(I missed this game!)

Edited by TNT-Vezon with an Olmak, Mar 06 2013 - 05:36 PM.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, she has 8 arms, and looks like a spider.

[Strack]

fortunately, she was friendly

[TNT-Vezon with an Olmak]

Unfortunately, Vultraz wasn't.

[Pulsate]

Fortunately, Mazeka came along and neutralised Vultraz... for now.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, "For Now" meant 10 seconds.

[Pulsate]

Fortunately, Vultraz had a sudden change of heart.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, he undergoes a heart transplant.

[Pulsate]

Fortunately, Mata Nui is the one performing the heart transplant.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, his hands are enormous.

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, it doesn't matter how big Mata Nui's hands are because he's using a machine to operate on Vultraz.

[Strack]

unfortunately, the machine malfunctions

[Pulsate]

Fortunately, Vultraz was going to destroy everything if he woke up anyway.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, memories of Vultraz haunt Mata-Nui forever.

 

(Why do I always get the Unfortunately's?)

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, these memories of Vultraz are mostly about him yelling about ice cream before Mata Nui operated on him.

[Pulsate]

Unfortunately, Mata Nui then dies of ice cream cravings.

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, people take another Mata Nui from an alternate universe to replace him.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, this one's from the Great Spirit Makuta Universe.

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, this one gets addicted to ice cream before doing any real damage.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, he suffers from withdrawals.

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, Vezon appears with his Olmak on and teleports this Mata Nui to an alternate universe filled with an endless supply of ice cream.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, my horrible timing strikes again.

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, that means that I always end up typing the "Fortunately..." statements.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Unfortunately, this inflicts misfortune upon me.

[Pulsate]

Fortunately, a Ce-Matoran came along to make this BIONICLE-related again.

[Liopleurodon]

Whoops, off-topic.

 

Anyway, unfortunately, this Ce-Matoran nearly gets run over by a Lego ice cream truck.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Fortunately, he survives.

[Strack]

Ce-Matoran are female

 

unfortunately, she has to spend 6 months in a hospital 

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Fortunately, Bionicles have long lifespans, so no loss.

[Liopleurodon]

Unfortunately, when she wakes up in the hospital she realizes that she is being force-fed rotten Bula berries.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Fortunately, Bula berries(even rotten ones) are packed with fiber.

[Pulsate]

Unfortunately, these Bula Berries were poisoned by none other than Ahkmou.

[Liopleurodon]

Fortunately, these Bula berries are still edible - despite being rotten/poisoned - because of their high fiber contents.

Edited by Liopleurodon, Mar 19 2013 - 06:44 PM.

[Pulsate]

Unfortunately, that doesn't stop them from killing countless Matoran, Toa, Turaga, Skakdi, Vortixx, Agori and Glatorian.