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[Paleo]

Don't worry. I'll all make sense in 37.65 years.

[Sisen]

I'm sorry, I believe you've gotten confused again. We're not the demons. I'm killing the demons who inhabit sodas and their human forms.

You are not a demon, you are a crazy homicidal man who's logic is warped beyond reality. Lillith is a demon. Soda is soda.

That is all.

I'll have you know that Lilith is not a demon, but rather a witch. The difference is as vast as zombies are from sparkling vampires.

Also, that's an incorrect usage of the apostrophe. It's "whose," not the contraction of "who is."

In fact, I could be a human who is possessed by a demon, who originally was a witch during the plague and became a demon, thereby making me a witch. Nope, that's just my bff Ruby.

[JiMing]

I'm sorry, I believe you've gotten confused again. We're not the demons. I'm killing the demons who inhabit sodas and their human forms.

You are not a demon, you are a crazy homicidal man who's logic is warped beyond reality. Lillith is a demon. Soda is soda.

That is all.

I'll have you know that Lilith is not a demon, but rather a witch. The difference is as vast as zombies are from sparkling vampires.

Also, that's an incorrect usage of the apostrophe. It's "whose," not the contraction of "who is."

In fact, I could be a human who is possessed by a demon, who originally was a witch during the plague and became a demon, thereby making me a witch. Nope, that's just my bff Ruby.

Oh, was that supposed to be funny?

Now I must kill another 10 people to forget that awful joke.

[Hurricane iBrow]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

...Why would demons posses soda?

Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?

I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.

If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

-ibrow

[Scanty Demon]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

And here I was convinced the crazystuffinium was in the water supply. It was in this soda you seem to hate. Also are you sure MTN dew pitch black isn't a White Russian spy demonic soda he could be tricking you all. Now if you excuse me I have Soviet security to protect.

Edited by Eye Beam Lasers, Sep 09 2012 - 07:25 PM.

[Sisen]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

...Why would demons posses soda?

Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?

I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.

If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

-ibrow

When you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.

[JiMing]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

...Why would demons posses soda?

Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?

I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.

If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

-ibrow

When you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.

I said wouldn't it be simpler just to posses someone straight-on?

[Sumiki]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

...Why would demons posses soda?

Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?

I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.

If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

-ibrow

When you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.

I said wouldn't it be simpler just to posses someone straight-on?

So you're saying that, if you were a demon, you wouldn't possess a soda?

... and you think I'm strange.

[JiMing]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

...Why would demons posses soda?

Even if they could somehow possess people who drink the soda, wouldn't it be simpler to posses someone straight-on?

I'm afraid that explanation does not make sense whatsoever.

If you learn one thing in life, learn this:

You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.

-ibrow

When you think about it, it is quite simple really... Out of the soda can and into the mouth of a living breathing body.

I said wouldn't it be simpler just to posses someone straight-on?

So you're saying that, if you were a demon, you wouldn't possess a soda?

... and you think I'm strange.

That's because you are.

[Sumiki]

But I'm trying to kill soda-demons! Now look at me; I'm behind on my work and have to take out Dr Pepper and Cheerwine in the same hour. You people are messing my schedule up.

[Roki]

Been a while since the staff have done one of these.
Gave me a good nostalgia rush .

-Roki

[Sumiki]

Been a while since the staff have done one of these.
Gave me a good nostalgia rush .

Nostalgia from last February? Good grief, man. You're worse than these poor soda demons.

[Raiden: Toa of Storms]

Oooooooo. Did someone say SEANCE!?

*shoots spirit*

... nope.

Did someone say SPRITE?

*shoots sprite*

There, you happy now? Or should I take out Sierra Mist while I'm at it?

I wouldn't mind some Sierra Mist.

sorry Dew, but I think sierra mist is a little tastier.

[Roki]

Been a while since the staff have done one of these.
Gave me a good nostalgia rush .

Nostalgia from last February? Good grief, man. You're worse than these poor soda demons.

I don't believe was around to see the one in February, I was more referring to the various name and rank changes and staff-pranks over the last 10 years.


-Roki

[Ta-metru_defender]

Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.

*shoots original Mountain Dew*

YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on

*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*

Dear Pepsi, what have you done?

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

Oh hey look, it's George.

I don't believe was around to see the one in February...

I was a Slippery Naked Guy. Good times.

[Sumiki]

Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.

*shoots original Mountain Dew*

YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on

*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*

Dear Pepsi, what have you done?

*emerges, soaked in fizzy liquid*

I tell you what, I'm never doing that again. *collapses*

[Tenebrae Invictus]

Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.

*shoots original Mountain Dew*

YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on

*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*

Dear Pepsi, what have you done?

*emerges, soaked in fizzy liquid*

I tell you what, I'm never doing that again. *collapses*

It seems you will never be able to sleep once again.

[Sumiki]

Yeah, see, the witchery scares me a little. I just want my place back amongst the Mountain Dew Pantheon. Perhaps it would be time to dispatch of Baja Blast? I have put up with that thing's existence long enough.

*shoots original Mountain Dew*

YOUR GOD IS DEAD-whoa wait what's going on

*is engulfed in tsunami of soft drink*

Dear Pepsi, what have you done?

*emerges, soaked in fizzy liquid*

I tell you what, I'm never doing that again. *collapses*

It seems you will never be able to sleep once again.

I'M JUST

SO

HYPER

EXCUSE ME WHILE I RACE USAIN BOLT AND ACCIDENTALLY BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER IN THE PROCESS

*pchoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

I have a question. If someone were to feeds these things Mentos, they would internally explode, right?

[Paleo]

Okay guys. I think I can clear this up.
We are fighting THESE.

I have a question. If someone were to feeds these things Mentos, they would internally explode, right?

I don't know. Why don't we try…

*boom*

[Obsessionist]

Guys, I have and idea that could make us all millionaires.

This topic... in a graphic novel.

It would be the best thing since Narnia.

[Paleo]

FOR NARNIA!

[Sumiki]

MENTOS, ASSEMBLE.

We have some soda to take down.

[Eeko]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

[Sumiki]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

SOUR

I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UP

GO GO GO

[Eeko]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

SOUR

I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UP

GO GO GO

SOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...

It's super effective!!

7-UP fainted!

[Sumiki]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

SOUR

I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UP

GO GO GO

SOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...

It's super effective!!

7-UP fainted!

*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*

Good job, Mento minion.

Edited by Charles J. Guiteau, Sep 10 2012 - 12:45 PM.

[Eeko]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

SOUR

I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UP

GO GO GO

SOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...

It's super effective!!

7-UP fainted!

*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*

Good job, Mento minion.

You keep that minion business up, and you just might find a Bkue Rasberry slipped into your drdink one day.

[Sumiki]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

SOUR

I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UP

GO GO GO

SOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...

It's super effective!!

7-UP fainted!

*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*

Good job, Mento minion.

You keep that minion business up, and you just might find a Bkue Rasberry slipped into your drdink one day.

Mmm, Bkue Rasberry. My favorite flavor. How kind of you.

[Emperor Sirius]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED!!

CAPTAIN... MENTOS!

SOUR

I NEED YOU TO TAKE OUT 7-UP

GO GO GO

SOUR MENTOS used SOUR WATERMELON...

It's super effective!!

7-UP fainted!

*shoots 7-UP, finishing it off*

Good job, Mento minion.

Well, that escalated quickly.

[Obsessionist]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...

When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.

I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...

[Sumiki]

Driken, I don't think we've ever made sense. This will probably occur on December 21st of this year, however - the Mayans foretold it!

Also, I think we've annihilated most of the major soft drinks. The colas are in disarray.

[Raiden: Toa of Storms]

did you remember to kill Dr. Pepper?

[LewaLew]

This reminds me of a little song: *strums guitar*

"Coca-Cola came to town;
Pepsi Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up.
Now we all drink 7-Up."

Owait, you already got all those guys, didn't you?

[Eeko]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...

When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.

I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...

Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".

[Sumiki]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...

When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.

I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...

Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".

Plus, they can't overthrow us if they're all dead.

[Paleo]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...

When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.

I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...

Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".

Plus, they can't overthrow us if they're all dead.

Death to Soda!

[Wind Elemental]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when the staff starts to make sense...

When old grey returns and the soda resistance overcomes the Mentos army.

I thought everyone knew that... I've had it on my calendar for years...

Please, we will never fall to such petty a force as this so called "resistance".

Plus, they can't overthrow us if they're all dead.

Death to Soda!

I don't like soda so, yah. Death to all sodas!

Edited by FF Ice Master, Sep 10 2012 - 06:11 PM.

[Sumiki]

AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD FOR YOU

Let's overthrow them all!

Except Sun Drop. I like Sun Drop.