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[-DJ-]

OK, so KR:NZ's hit a snag, but I don't want to leave my fine fans (all 1 of you) without their regular dose of Deej-tastic N00bslayer-liness. So I figured a non plot-oriented side-series was good for everyone. So without further ado...



Die Comics
Nummer Eins
Nummer Zwei
Nummer Drei
Nummer Vier
Nummer Funf
Nummer Sechs
Nummer Sieben

Die Character-Referenzen
Coming soon, perhaps...

Die Credits
For the spectacular Rayg 2.5 kit, Innerrayg and all those who contributed.
For his embarrassingly useful backgrounds, Nuparurocks (NR/Ennar).
For the random title, a Random Friend.

In a bit, you sorry lot.

Edited by Earl Grey, Oct 28 2012 - 09:39 AM.

[Ptolemy]

Just have invertoan say you're dead instead of faking your death every day, you might as well him to do it!

[-DJ-]

Just have invertoan say you're dead instead of faking your death every day, you might as well him to do it!

Hm, that's a good point. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

[Katniss Everdeen]

These comics are cool so far.

I like the part when you said for him to tell your friends you're dead. XD

Great job. XD

[-DJ-]

These comics are cool so far.

I like the part when you said for him to tell your friends you're dead. XD

Great job. XD

Well gee, thanks Haley. What a lovely and completely unprompted response.

So, new comic now. Yay. I was hoping I'd get a lot more attention before now, but that's a little far-fetched, isn't it?

HERE IT IS: NUMMER ZWEI.
Yeah, I know the text in the last panel is hard to read. What are you gonna do?

Edited by Earl Grey, Oct 23 2012 - 03:18 AM.

[Chath]

Ah, the return of the Hause... This is a good day indeed.

[-DJ-]

Ah, the return of the Hause... This is a good day indeed.

Yep. The Hause was one of my favourite aspects of Greyscale, and I really wanted to carry it over somewhere.

[-DJ-]

'When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother:
"Muuuuuum? When will the next Circle People Fight Squares comic be up?"
Here's what she said to me:
"Just as soon as DJ gets starved enough for attention that he makes one."'

And, lo and behold, NUMMER DREI.
Just a note on this comic - I made a whole Matoran alphabet in paint just for this one comic. If you can decipher what it says, then you'll win a secret mystery prize!

[-Absorba-]

I see that your recent Rayg 2.5 obsession has gotten the better of you.

Anyways, the recent comic is rather amusing, to be honest. I like the spider speaking in Matoran-lingo, and the whole Hau-house thing looks like a cute little callback to Greyscale.

Oh, how I miss the days of making people do work. *sigh*

[Chath]

It is Pokemon, my good sir, and I like this personality that you gave Chath in this series. Very much.

Was that the same gambling fiasco where Chath won Teridax's left foot?

[-DJ-]

I see that your recent Rayg 2.5 obsession has gotten the better of you.

Tis not an obsession. I can quit any time I want to.
I just don't want to....

Anyways, the recent comic is rather amusing, to be honest. I like the spider speaking in Matoran-lingo, and the whole Hau-house thing looks like a cute little callback to Greyscale.

Indeed.

It is Pokemon, my good sir, and I like this personality that you gave Chath in this series. Very much.

Yep. Modeled him after you. Shows, doesn't it?

Was that the same gambling fiasco where Chath won Teridax's left foot?

Maybe, but DJ does have a serious gambling problem so it could be anything.

OK, so NUMMER VIER....Will be up later.
I hope you guys like a gracious number of cameos!

[-DJ-]

OK, now's been long enough.

NUMMER VIER

If you happen to be in this comic, good for you.

COCONUT

[Chath]

But c'mon, Deej, Epsilon gets to live there!

Chath and he are inseparable!

Also, I never really realized this until now, but whenever Chath and Epsilon are alone in a comic, Chath somehow gets hurt either physically or emotionally.

Maybe I should fix that...

[Ptolemy]

Thi almost makes me want to walk right in too

[-Absorba-]

Why is it always Flammee that happens to be my partner when going on PGS things done by you?

Then again, Leka is a real person, so meh.

[-DJ-]

But c'mon, Deej, Epsilon gets to live there!
Chath and he are inseparable!

DJ isn't made of money, you know!

This almost makes me want to walk right in too.

Which one of you? I don't think Deej can afford to keep you all there.

Why is it always Flammee that happens to be my partner when going on PGS things done by you?
Then again, Leka is a real person, so meh.

Because Flammee is a fun character to write! I just hope I get to do some cool things with him here.

ROYT
Nummer Funf, and OH LOOK. Topical!

Catch you on the flipside, Macdaddyo. #TooMuchSwag

[Ptolemy]

But Space, it has to be subjugated!

hmm, It would probably be me author version, the other two have enough to worry about

[-DJ-]

But Space, it has to be subjugated!

Republicans...

hmm, It would probably be me author version, the other two have enough to worry about

Yeah, but I know all about what he did in Honolulu two years ago, so he's not allowed.

So new comic, and start of what you might call an 'Arc'.
NUMMER SECHS

Have a lovely kiwi.

[Calvirick]

Man for a guy who's an introvert, he sure is sociable.

[-DJ-]

Man for a guy who's an introvert, he sure is sociable.

You'd think so, wouldn't you?
Of course, what you don't know is that DJ goes through about five extravagant suicide strategies every hour.
He's uh, he's kind of messed up that way.

[Calvirick]

Hmm...interesting.
I have a suggestion.
When it comes to writing comics or a story, you should always try to present your ideas a in clear creative way.
For example, I don't see DJ's character as that. I interpreted it as something different. In my case, I thought he was just a grump and wanted nothing to do with people, but got people people.
I'm not sure if you were about to enunciate that, but maybe try writing his actions so that people will start to get that message. If you're really wanting his character to be like that for humors sake.

And BTW, I'm a not a professional at this kind of stuff, I've just made a lot of mistakes along way.

[Ptolemy]

It's okay DJ, I already got the adoption forms ready!

[Chath]

But Space, it has to be subjugated!

Republicans...

hmm, It would probably be me author version, the other two have enough to worry about

Yeah, but I know all about what he did in Honolulu two years ago, so he's not allowed.

So new comic, and start of what you might call an 'Arc'.
NUMMER SECHS

Have a lovely kiwi.

Chath'll lend you Epsilon. You know, for something in return.

[-Absorba-]

Great, your neighbor is your former enemy.

Now you're under the threat of being yelled at for making noise.

...

You're also under the threat of having a rocket shot at you.

[-DJ-]

Hmm...interesting.
I have a suggestion.
When it comes to writing comics or a story, you should always try to present your ideas a in clear creative way.
For example, I don't see DJ's character as that. I interpreted it as something different. In my case, I thought he was just a grump and wanted nothing to do with people, but got people people.
I'm not sure if you were about to enunciate that, but maybe try writing his actions so that people will start to get that message. If you're really wanting his character to be like that for humors sake.

And BTW, I'm a not a professional at this kind of stuff, I've just made a lot of mistakes along way.

Thanks, man. This is some pretty sound advice, something you don't get too much of lately in Art III. I did mean it more as an offhand statement, but still this is quite helpful, to me and (hopefully) other people reading.

It's okay DJ, I already got the adoption forms ready!

That seems awfully complex and expensive for a one time thing.

Chath'll lend you Epsilon. You know, for something in return.

I don't think Chath would trust DJ with Epsilon. Heck, I wouldn't trust DJ with Epsilon. Or anything small and delicate, for that matter.

Great, your neighbor is your former enemy.

Now you're under the threat of being yelled at for making noise.

...

You're also under the threat of having a rocket shot at you.

Yeah. You'd think becoming an introvert and moving out to the middle of nowhere would fix this somewhat, but no...

SO YEAH. NEW'UN.
NUMMER SIEBEN
Almost didn't post this one, seeing as it's almost a stand-alone, but not quite there. Still, it's nice to see interaction.
I should probably tell NX09 that she's in this one; maybe then I'd get a few more posts. :/

TO ARMS!

[Chath]

Ah

Hmm...interesting.
I have a suggestion.
When it comes to writing comics or a story, you should always try to present your ideas a in clear creative way.
For example, I don't see DJ's character as that. I interpreted it as something different. In my case, I thought he was just a grump and wanted nothing to do with people, but got people people.
I'm not sure if you were about to enunciate that, but maybe try writing his actions so that people will start to get that message. If you're really wanting his character to be like that for humors sake.

And BTW, I'm a not a professional at this kind of stuff, I've just made a lot of mistakes along way.

Thanks, man. This is some pretty sound advice, something you don't get too much of lately in Art III. I did mean it more as an offhand statement, but still this is quite helpful, to me and (hopefully) other people reading.

It's okay DJ, I already got the adoption forms ready!

That seems awfully complex and expensive for a one time thing.

Chath'll lend you Epsilon. You know, for something in return.

I don't think Chath would trust DJ with Epsilon. Heck, I wouldn't trust DJ with Epsilon. Or anything small and delicate, for that matter.

Great, your neighbor is your former enemy.

Now you're under the threat of being yelled at for making noise.

...

You're also under the threat of having a rocket shot at you.

Yeah. You'd think becoming an introvert and moving out to the middle of nowhere would fix this somewhat, but no...

SO YEAH. NEW'UN.
NUMMER SIEBEN
Almost didn't post this one, seeing as it's almost a stand-alone, but not quite there. Still, it's nice to see interaction.
I should probably tell NX09 that she's in this one; maybe then I'd get a few more posts. :/

TO ARMS!

Point taken, 'bout the trust thing.

But seriously, don't dress Chath up as a girl.
He hates that.

[Vataki “Vahi” Teridax]

Hello DJ! I see you're an introvert, now.

This is a pretty interesting series so far. The giant Hau-house is pretty cool. The idea of all of your old friends moving in while you're trying to be an introvert is going to continue to become more and more amusing, I think.

Good work!

[Ptolemy]

If you plan on making a robotic family, it could actually work...since, ya know, we're all technically machines in this universe...

[-Absorba-]

Hooray for Bionicle androgyny!

[NX09]

oh hey deej is and introvert now *CLAPS*

you could always take chath with you to dinner and says he's you're husband (this is revenge on your ship)

but any who, these are great and I can't wait to see more

Edited by NX09, Oct 28 2012 - 12:39 PM.

[Calvirick]

Wait. Deej's a girl! Mind blown!

[Chath]

Funny how this was supposed to be updated regularly XD

 

Well, it's been a while, but I can't wait to see how your shenanigans end up.

 

IF THEY EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY

 

DUNDUNDUN.

[-DJ-]

okay so
i may never update this again, but i remember i premade a comic for just such an occasion 

enjoy what may be the last comic here because i have lost all interest and cant find any spare under the seti

NUMMER ACHT

bye guys
<3

[Ptolemy]

Holy carapar, ha, that was funny.


Aaaaaaaaaah D:

[Chath]

You can't leave us on a major cliff hanger like that!

 

You HAVE to at least show what happens.

[Vataki “Vahi” Teridax]

Wow. That comic. I mean, wow. Full of revelations.

 

I mean NX09 is a girl. I never even guessed.

[Ptolemy]

You can't leave us on a major cliff hanger like that!

 

You HAVE to at least show what happens.

 

Yeah, could you at least kill everyone off in a pleasing manner to make up for it?

Pretty please?

[-DJ-]

i'll do something, i'm sure

though it could be incredibly meta, confusing and all around unnecessary 

still, it'd be something

[-DJ-]

actually HOLD THAT THOUGHT I GOTS SOMMINK NEW

it's one of them wibbly-wobbly, handy-dandy, hand-drawn comics so it is so it is

13 bloomin pages, too 

hope you're satisfied

 

Page 1

Page 2

Page 3

Page 4

Page 5

Page 6

Page 7

Page 8

Page 9

Page 10

Page 11

Page 12

Page 13

 

JEEZ that's a long comic

okay have fun take care bye

<3

[Chath]

Yeah, no one will notice at all. NOT AT ALL XD

 

I wonder what hijinks this will lead to.