Yeah, I know, this is very late. Well, sorry about that, but college beckons and I must answer. So this was actually a story in my "vault" that I wanted to post for Halloween. I am 2 days (3 days if it's past midnight) late since I couldn't get onto BZP in time. With that said, sorry if it seems dated and irrelevant. Hope that you'll enjoy it anyway. I was actually wanting to make a "sequel" to this story, but... well, you'll see when you get to the end.
For those who followed my stuff since the old BZP, you might recognize this story. For those who haven't, this will be new to you. And before you ask, I unfortunately can't find the original topic anywhere. And since this is sort of part of the "Dimwit of Time" series, I figured it ought to be posted alongside the main stories since I'm giving them new life.
DOT: Lewa's Halloween
*It was a semi-normal day in the city of Metru Nui. Well, that's not even entirely accurate when you take into account the inhabitants of said island city. Perhaps we ought to go and visit another place for Halloween?*
Lewa: Hello, everyone, I'm Toa Lewa, and this is Navi.
Navi: Why aren't you wallowing in self-pity like you're supposed to be?
Lewa: This is a spin-off, nothing has to make sense.
Navi: Darn you, Lord of shadows.
LOS: I can do whatever I want, so too bad for you!
Navi: So what is it that we're supposed to be doing?
Lewa: According to Shadows' notes, we have to go around and see what goes on during Halloween.
LOS, takes notes: Who keeps going into my notes so I can wring their necks in a cheese grater?!
Lewa: Let's ask this guy. Hey, what are you supposed to be?
Happy Mask Salesman: I'm actually very proud of my costume this year… It's an authentic Toa Lewa costume.
*But obviously the freak with the swollen back was dressed in purple, not green like the real Lewa was.*
Lewa: What? What are you talking about, you don't look like me.
Happy Mask Salesman: Hey… you're dressed up as Lewa, too.
Lewa: What? No! This is how I actually dress-up. Besides, I'm the one-only Lewa! Besides, can't you wear one of your freak-masks?
Happy Mask Salesman: Wear one of my masks…?
*He grabs Lewa and begins to strangle him like a serial killer.*
Happy Mask Salesman: I HATE MASKS!!!
Lewa: AAAHHH! Get me out of here!
Navi: No, I think I'll sit this one out.
*So since this is a family-sort of story, I'm going to cut out the brutal details of what happened next and skip over to the next part, somewhere in the woods.*
Lewa: "Happy Mask Salesman?" Crazy Mask Salesman is better-suiting.
Navi: So are you going to give up and give it a break?
Natalie, singing: Give me a break, I'm melting away. You're so dangerous…
Lewa: No, I think I'll keep going. Besides, with the ever-hawt Natalie here, anything is possible.
Natalie: I'm only supposed to make limited cameos in this one, so don't be too over-confident. *laughs.* See you around.
Navi: Hey, there's a homeless guy.
Lewa: Hey, homeless guy, what are you dressed as?
Remote, wheezing: I've got on a Lewa costume, I'm really happy for it.
Tael: I honestly don't know why you are, man.
Lewa: You're stupid! You look nothing like me!
Remote: I'm not supposed to be you, Lesovikk, I'm supposed to be Lewa.
Lewa: Why do people keep saying I look like that guy? Well, your costume sucks, go get another one, you make me sick!
Remote: But I don't have another one… except for this cursed mask… But it's supposed to be evil.
Lewa: That's sure-fine for Halloween! Go get it.
Remote: Well… okay… *So Remote reaches into a sack and pulls out Elitha's Mask and puts it on.*
Lewa: How do you feel?
Remote 2.0: Hail Karzahni!!
Lewa: See, you're in the spirit already!
Remote 2.0: Foolish mortals, now prepare to suffer my wrath!
*Remote knocks Lewa off balance and takes off with Tatl and Tael.*
Remote 2.0: All who oppose me shall perish.
Navi: That was weird… and why does he have more than one fairy with him? Who does he think he is, you?
Lewa: Well, he's definitely nothing like me, that's for sure.
Navi: Okay, I think we should get out of here now.
Lewa, mocking: Why, are you afraid you-know-who is going to get you?
Lewa: The guy whose name you can't say because if you do he comes and takes you away forever.
Navi: What, like Candle Jack?
Candle Jack: Hello…
Lewa: Oh, you've done it now, Navi.
*So what's his name takes Navi and ties her up (which is amazing considering how small she is) and takes her away…*
Lewa: Maybe that explains why she didn't come out in the sequel. Oh, well, I'll go to the coliseum and see what's going on there.
*In the coliseum…*
Vahki 2: Sir, it's Armageddon.
Dume: I love that movie! Where's Bruce Willis?
Vahki 3: No. People are getting kidnapped everywhere.
Dume: Really, how come?
Vahki 1: Because they say the word Candle Jack and then--
Candle Jack: You rang?
Vahki 1: Darn it.
Dume: I didn't know it was Halloween already! I better go get my costume on and throw another party!
Vahki 2: What about Candle Jack?
Candle Jack: I'm going to need more rope.
Navi: Don't push your luck, freak show.
*Outside in the garden.*
Lewa: Hey, Nokama.
Nokama: Oh… it's you. What do you want now?
Lewa: Please don't tell me that you're dressing as me for Halloween.
Nokama: Of course not, only serial killers and demented mask salesmen would want to dress like you.
Lewa: They're not the only ones. I like to dress as me, too.
Lewa: Wait, you didn't answer my question~
Nokama: I don't need to.
*Lewa gets thrown out of the coliseum and then the gates close on him so he can't get back in… unless he goes over them by flying, but let's not push it.*
Lewa: Wow, she sure got meaner after I… *As he gets up, he meets with Antroz, face to face…* NOOOOO!!!
Antroz: What are you screaming about?
Lewa: Oh, I thought I was having my nightmare again. What are you dressing up as?
Antroz: Well, you see, as a member of the Brotherhood of Makuta, I don't have to dress up since I can just shape-shift into whatever I want to. Plus, since I'm a Makuta, I can threaten people to give me all the candy I want and there's no one to stop me…
Antroz's mom: Now, Annie, don't eat too much candy or you'll get a tummy ache.
Antroz, flying away: You can't stop me, mom! I make my own destiny!
Lewa: O_O That was weird… This sucks, I'm going home now.
*Somewhere by Pon Pon Ranch…*
Iruini: Oh, hello there.
Remote 2.0: Silence mortal! Give me candy!
Iruini: No, no, it's Trick or Treat.
Remote 2.0: I think you underestimate me, you pathetic spoof of an Italian plumber… I am wearing the Mask of Elitha… I'm also dressed as Lewa and I have Navi the fairy with me!
Tael: What? I'm not any Navi, you fool!
Remote 2.0: Silence Navi!
Iruini: Are you trying to tell me something?
Tatl: We might as well just live in Lazytown for all I care, you people are freaks.
Remote 2.0: Forget Lazytown! Everyone knows that it's Bear in the Big Blue House where it's at. If you won't give me candy, then allow me to introduce you to Luna…
*Remote taps into the powers of Elitha, throws his head back, floats into the air, and emits a high-pitched scream. No sooner than when he does, the moon (which has a face on it now) starts to draw closer to the ranch.*
Iruini, spazzing out: What in the world is going on here?!
Tatl: Could be worse, you could've been kidnapped by Candle Jack.
Candle Jack: It's rare that a woman calls my name, you know…
Navi: Hey, what am I?
Tatl: Oh, great…
Tael: Dang it, woman, you know you're not supposed to say Candle Jack!
Candle Jack: Pleased to meet you…
Tael: Wait, I said Apple Jack, not Candle Jack! Darn it, I said it again!
Candle Jack: Thanks for your honesty, now I'll be sure to tie you up double.
Vahki 1: This reminds me of last Friday night at the Copa Gukko…
Remote 2.0: Ready, Luna? Hey, this was very fun…
Luna (The Moon): We hoped you liked it, too.
Remote 2.0: Seems like we've just begun…
Both: But suddenly we're through…
Remote 2.0: Good bye, good bye, good friends, good bye…
Both: Because now it's time to go…
Remote 2.0: But hey, I say, well that's okay.
The Moon: Cause we'll see you very soon, I know…
*And then as the song continues, the moon collides with Metru Nui and everyone perishes to their doom. The end.*
Lewa, passing by: Hey ,what's that in the dis-- *But it was too late as he was blown away by the massive explosion brought on by the collision of the moon. Did he die along with everyone else? Possibly. Time passed on and by the next day, Remote found himself in the ruins of Metru Nui, not aware of what went on the previous day...*
Remote, groaning: Ugh.. what happened? What was I doing last night? *He removes Elitha's mask from his face and starts looking around.*
*That was sort of a mistake as the eyeholes of the mask glow red and the mask slowly rises into the air behind Remote.*
Remote: Didn't there used to be some city here? I could have sworn there was around here, I know it.
Elitha: Yes, my little puppet, you are correct... there was a town here, but now it is no more, courtesy of me! *cackles*
Remote: What? Man, you're even more derranged than I am, and I kill people for a living.
Elitha: Bah, your tactics are child's play compared to my superior plans! With that said... *She raises her scissor scythe and then zaps Remote into oblivion.*
Candle Jack: Wow, you have style, I'll give you that.
Elitha: Thank you. Now go, whatever your name is and do whatever with your... captives as you please.
Von Nebula: Come here often?
Elitha: Beat it, Von Nutcase. And Happy Halloween, everybody.
Von Nebula: I'll get you, Stormer!!!
Elitha: You annoy me. You're all prickly. And why are your legs on backwards?
Von Nebula: Because I've got style.
Elitha: No, you're just a freak with gaps in his armor.
Edited by ShadowBionics, Apr 06 2013 - 03:01 AM.