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[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but someone notices the fact that you hit points are unusually high and incinerates your card.

 

I wish for a Komau.

[AeroIon]

You get a fake Komau, hence it dosent work when you wear it.

 

I wish for a Tails doll.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but it shows you that [Popular video sharing website] video "The Ring", and you learn you have but 7 days to live.

 

I wish I could reanimate corpses level 81 and beyond.

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 08 2013 - 07:44 PM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but the first corpse you reanimate kills .you.

I wish I had a pencil.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 08 2013 - 09:43 PM.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. It's a Noble Suletu and you can't turn it off.

I wish for gum.

Edited by DeltaStriker, Feb 08 2013 - 10:43 PM.

[Dwanny]

They overdid the chicle, and now your upper jaw is glued to the lower.

 

I wish for happiness.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. You are happy for a second, then you become an emotional wreck for the rest of your life.

I wish for him to be happy.

Edited by DeltaStriker, Feb 09 2013 - 08:19 AM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but one second after THAT he becomes an emotional wreck again.

I wish there were more fans of Naruto and/or Dragon Ball on this site.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 09 2013 - 09:14 AM.

[Rampant]

Granted BZP becomes so overrun with Naruto and Dragon ball that the it crashes.

 

I wish I was better at drawing.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, now you can draw stick figures with clothes.

 

I wish that my MOC will win this BBCC contest.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you win by mistake, then they announce the official winner.

I wish I had the last three BIONICLE Adventures books I need to complete my collection.

[Dwanny]

Granted, each one has half the pages torn out.

Actually makes for some interesting reading that way.

 

 

I wish I could be happy for as long as i choose, and i can choose how happy i am. 

 

...I'm having a bit of trouble being happy.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you get so depressed that, even though you have the ability to be happy, your too depressed to use it.

I wish I had a real kunai.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, you stab yourself by accident

 

I wish I can make this code on my sig, to become a picture

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it becomes the wrong picture.

I wish I didn't stab myself.

[Wazdakka]

Granted, but you accidentally fatally stab your significant other in your celebratory dance for not stabbing yourself.

 

I wish I was Optimus Prime. 

Edited by Wazdakka, Feb 10 2013 - 03:19 PM.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You become an inanimate toy robot. The dog of your owner chews you to bits.

 

I wish for canned hamburgers

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, there're disgusting.

 

I wish to be the movie version of Autobot Mirage

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. It looks like a junkheap.

I wish for Grimlock to appear in Transformers Prime.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, GlaDos wants it back.

 

I wish I were Da Bane.

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 10 2013 - 11:56 PM.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, you die

 

I wish to be at Grammy's next year

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, yet you get assassinated by Da Bane.

 

I wish I were the Flood.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, but Master Chief kills you

 

I wish to be on the Grammy's

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you get assassinated again.

 

I wish I had a Katana.

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 11 2013 - 12:17 AM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you die of a fatal self-inflicted wound.

I wish I had Sharingan.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it is imbued with evil energies and corrupts you.

 

I wish to wish for some kind of wish upon one can wish for.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but that wish is for constant nightmares of whatever you hate most.

I wish my Sharingan weren't imbued with evil energies.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but it is is stolen by Necromancers for use in their practices.

 

I wish I could F1re M4h L4z0r!1!!1!!!11!!!eleven!!

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 11 2013 - 01:34 PM.

[Vakama-san]

(Isn't L33t not allowed?)

Granted, but the immense power being fired off causes your Lasor Cannon to explode, killing you.

I wish I had Rinnegan.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it causes you to implode.

 

I wish to improve my comedy.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it improves so little that no one notices the difference.

I wish I could use Genjutsu.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You cannot control it and you accidentally use it to kill all of your loved ones.

 

I wish for a pet Bai Ze

[Wazdakka]

"googles" - OK, I think I've got it. 

 

Granted, but the economy stagnates and you are unable to feed your Bai Ze or sell it. It starves, and your house is filled with pests gnawing on its remains. 

 

I wish I could be invisible. 

[Vakama-san]

Granted, when you realize you cannot see yourself either, the shock sends you into a coma.

I wish I could go to the planet Cray.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, you crash land and die

 

I wish for  chocolate shake

[Wazdakka]

Granted, but you then realize that... the shake is a lie... 

 

I wish somebody would look at the drawing I just posted in the General Art section. 

[Vakama-san]

Granted--*checks General Art*--, at least one member has viewed your drawing(it's pretty good ).

I wish I had Shelob for a pet.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 11 2013 - 08:01 PM.

[Wazdakka]

Granted. Shelob's hungry. Guess who's snack #1?

 

I wish I had an Olmak.