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[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, now the BZPRPG page closes

 

I wish I had the week off

[Dralcax]

Granted. You break your head open and you are hospitalized for a week.

 

I wish my school had moving sidewalks installed in the hallways

[stargatestaticTH]

granted,they move so fast,they smash everyone into the walls,severely injuring or killing everyone.

 

i wish i lived on spherus magna.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are quickly squished by a falling 4 million foot tall robot whose head just got smashed in.

 

I wish I would win the BBCC

[BZP-tan]

Granted, but your prize explodes, crippling half your body.

 

I wish to have a job at google

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are a janitor.

 

I wish for a Wocket in my pocket

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it asphyxiates.

 

I wish I were awesome.

[BZP-tan]

Granted, but aliens kidnap you and proform experiments to see what makes you awesome, killing you in the end.

 

I wish I had over 9000 pancakes

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, these pancakes crush and kill you.

 

I wish I were Dovahkiin.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but you end up killing yourself with your powers (I just googled Dovakiin cuz I didn't know what it was).

I wish no one ever hacked BZP at all.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, now they hack every other site on the Internet.

I wish I had a Kiln Fiend for a pet.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. One day you forget to feed it and it eats you.

I wish he wasn't eaten.

[Canis Lupus]

Granted, you are eaten instead.

 

I wish for intentionally vague stuff.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it's so vague you can't even tell if it is or not.

 

I wish I didn't FUS-RO-DAH myself.

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 19 2013 - 10:42 AM.

[Canis Lupus]

Since you did not make a wish, nothing happens. At all. You go insane from the boringness.

 

I wish for a pet wolf.

 

EDIT: I ninja'd you with an edit. So, too late!

Edited by Canis, Feb 19 2013 - 12:22 PM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it eats you and any other living thing in your home.

I wish the next Hobbit movie would come out already.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Since it comes out so soon, they rushed to edit it and the special effects look like they're from the 60s, and it's paced horribly. Everyone hates it, and they lost millions of dollars, thus deciding that it's not worth it to release the third.

 

I wish my iPod worked properly.

 

=)

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it works perfectly for 60 seconds, then it breaks.

I wish the next english dubbed episode of Cardfight!! Vanguard was out.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but they messed it up so bad that it was postponed...to 100 years later.

I wish that I could go back to sleep.

[Dralcax]

Granted, you sleep... FOREVER
I wish every iPhone app was free

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you can't download anything.

I wish I had enough money to preorder a booster box of the next Magic: the Gathering set, "Dragon's Maze".

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but Shipping/Handling is too much for you to pay for.

 

I wish I weren't Ninja'd

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 19 2013 - 06:44 PM.

[Canis Lupus]

Granted, you are samurai'd. A bunch of samurai break into your house, destroy everything, kill every living thing in your house and leave.

 

I wish for the LEGO RPG to have more non-noob, noon-spammer people. (Not that it does right now, that was just to make my wish harder to corrupt.)

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but there are three times as many noobs, spammers and the like as a result.

[DeltaStriker]

Your lack of a wish gets you killed by the noons and spammers you used to corrupt Canis' wish.

I wise I was not eaten.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted you get trucked (football term for hard tackle)

 

I wish I didn't have to control my mind.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, somebody else does it for you.

 

I wish I were invulnerable.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted but now people hate you

 

I wish to release the shadow within me

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, Gigayas pays you a visit at 2:00 in the morning.

 

[Google...if you dare!]

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

  

 

I wish I wasn't awakened by him

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you're fully awake when he comes by.

 

I wish for awesomeness.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you get Awesomeness; then you are destroyed by the Awesomeness.

I wish I could understand people better.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 20 2013 - 08:33 AM.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you are utterly disgusted at what you find.

 

I wish I didn't blow up every other wish.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted, you implode every wish.

I wish I could implode.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You implode just as you propose to your love interest.

I wish for a destroyed chocolate chip cookie

Edited by Dralcax, Feb 20 2013 - 10:56 AM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but the pieces blow away in the wind, never to be seen again.

I wish my cat didn't throw up on things.

[ZOMBI3S]

Granted. Your cat now throws down on things.

 

I wish for a good time...

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but the good time lasts for only a second.

I wish my annoying brother would leave me alone forever (I don't have any other siblings, so don't try of using it against me).

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but your parents do the same, and, out of sheer loneliness, you commit Harakiri(suicide).

I wish I had a COMPLETELY tamed dragon for a pet.

[Dralcax]

Granted. It is so tame that it absolutely refuses to sleep anywhere but next to you in your bed at night. Unfortunately, it has various spikey protrusions.

 

I wish for the cheat codes to life