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[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, you accidentally maximize the difficulty.

 

I wish I were a conjurer.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you summon a Warbeast and, without you controlling it do to your lack of skill with your newfound powers, it goes wild and kills you.

I wish I was Chaor.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, you are slain.

 

I wish I were a master invulnerable conjurer who wasn't hated by anyone and could not be trapped or sent to other dimensions.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, everyone loves you so much, you are killed when the Paparazzi tramples you.

I wish I had a replica of The Master Sword.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, everyone loves you so much, you are killed when the Paparazzi tramples you.

(INVULNERABLE)

 

Granted, it's made of card board.

 

I wish I had a katana.

[Flaredrick: the Sniper]

Granted, but it's Raiden's so he kills you

 

I wish for a Bionicle Parody of Halem Shake

[Wazdakka]

Granted, but the Grammar (and Spelling) Nazi comes in and plugs you for spelling Harlem as 'Halem'

 

I wish I had a jetpack that wouldn't explode or run out of fuel or light me on fire or make me lose control. 

 

 

Wait, what? 

I'm pretty sure I had more than 37 posts... 

Edited by Wazdakka, Feb 20 2013 - 08:03 PM.

[Flaredrick: the Sniper]

Granted, but you can't use it.

 

I wish for a Bionicle parody of Home by 3 days grace

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, but then you wake up.

 

I wish I had Daedric armor.

[Vakama-san]

*Googles* (Wow, that looks cool. O.O)

Granted, but it shatters into pieces, leaving you disfigured for the rest of your life.

I wish for a Great Huna that actually works.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. It works for negative twelve seconds.

I wish that corruption wasn't so confusing.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it's even MORE confusing.

I wish I had the first volume of Fullmetal Alchemist.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, but it's in book-form. The book has half of the pages missing and is printed in Japanese.

 

I wish I knew more than one word of Japanese("artist" is the one I know)

[Vakama-san]

Harakiri = "Suicide". Granted, you now know one more.

I wish I had access to a completely free Japanese course.

[Kopekemaster]

You get it. Then you can only speak Japanese and none of your friends understands you.

I wish Bionicle was still going (cliche, I know).

[ZOMBI3S]

GRANTED!

 

But it get more and more convoluted  to the point where no one can understand how anything relates to anything, and you look back at early 2011 thinking, 'man...I wish bionicle would've ended back then.'

 

I wish I was kid cudi

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, the real thing kills you, shouting, "Impostor!"

 

I wish for Nord Mead.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted, but you hats it.

I wish for Strawberry Pie.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but after the first bite, it becomes Pie-flavored Pie, and that doesn't taste very good, does it, Precious?

I wish I had the original Makuta set.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 21 2013 - 09:02 PM.

[Flaredrick: the Sniper]

Granted, but he comes to life and kills you

 

I wish they made a second season of Outlaw Star

[Vakama-san]

Granted, they completely ruin it.

I wish Teridax didn't come to life and kill me.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, Gigayas does.

 

I wish I could write good jokes.

[Dralcax]

Granted, but you are the only one who finds them funny.

 

I wish Professor Oak would let me ride my bike indoors

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you can now ride your bike indoors. It goes quite fast though, faster than it should, so you always risk crashing into things or knocking over stuff and/or people. You are also not wearing a helmet, so I'd be careful with that if I were you...

 

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it thrusts it's magical horn right into you, and you cease to exist.

I wish I had a real GN-002 Gundam Dynames.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

GRANTED:You get one, but Tanama from Sargent frog spat in it.

 

I wish I was my character from my Loganto comics (which you should check out) and had the exact same things as my character. and me and my friends were all invincible. and we would be in a much more highly detailed form and looked good. And it was not a dream.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but being invincible doesn't mean you can't go insane, and, coincidentally, that's what happens to you.

I wish Tanama didn't spit in my Gundam Dynames.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, he spits on you instead.

 

I wish I had mind-control powers, not from a Komau.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but they're extremely poor.

I wish I was a Saiyan.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, Frieza finds and kills you.

 

I wish I had superb marksmanship with the kunai.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's only superb in comparison to an infant.

I wish I was a Vedalken.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, Yoshimitsu steals your teeth.

 

I wish the next person didn't corrupt my wish.

Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 22 2013 - 09:44 PM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you said "didn't", so your wish is still corrupted.

I wish I had a working Saiyan pod.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted, it explodes.

 

I wish I had a l4z0r.

[Vakama-san]

(I thought L33t was against BZP's rules...)

Granted, but it's so powerful it incinerates your entire town.

I wish I had the character Kamui Katsuragi's gravity-defying hair.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 23 2013 - 08:51 AM.

[Canis Lupus]

Granted. Someone kills you because they think you are an alien.

 

I wish that every non-noobish, non-spammer member of BZPower joined my RPG.

[Lieutenant Obvious]

Granted. Everybody else joins, too.

 

I wish I didn't fill up every topic in COT as frequently.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you do it more frequently.

I wish I had Hakann's mental blast ability.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

granted...you can, but you can only fire it from your butt.

 

I wish everyone on BZPower will think im epic and enjoy my comics

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but they enjoy it so little you could almost say they hate them.

I wish I could use alchemy like in Fullmetal Alchemist.