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#6961 Offline Lieutenant Obvious

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 06:03 PM

Granted, you accidentally maximize the difficulty.

 

I wish I were a conjurer.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6962 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 06:39 PM

Granted, you summon a Warbeast and, without you controlling it do to your lack of skill with your newfound powers, it goes wild and kills you.

I wish I was Chaor.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 06:47 PM

Granted, you are slain.

 

I wish I were a master invulnerable conjurer who wasn't hated by anyone and could not be trapped or sent to other dimensions.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6964 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 07:04 PM

Granted, everyone loves you so much, you are killed when the Paparazzi tramples you.

I wish I had a replica of The Master Sword.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 07:21 PM

Granted, everyone loves you so much, you are killed when the Paparazzi tramples you.

(INVULNERABLE)

 

Granted, it's made of card board.

 

I wish I had a katana.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6966 Offline Flaredrick: the Sniper

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 07:29 PM

Granted, but it's Raiden's so he kills you

 

I wish for a Bionicle Parody of Halem Shake



#6967 Offline Wazdakka

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 08:02 PM

Granted, but the Grammar (and Spelling) Nazi comes in and plugs you for spelling Harlem as 'Halem'

 

I wish I had a jetpack that wouldn't explode or run out of fuel or light me on fire or make me lose control. 

 

 

Wait, what? 

I'm pretty sure I had more than 37 posts... 


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#6968 Offline Flaredrick: the Sniper

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 08:14 PM

Granted, but you can't use it.

 

I wish for a Bionicle parody of Home by 3 days grace



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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 09:35 PM

Granted, but then you wake up.

 

I wish I had Daedric armor.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6970 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 10:09 PM

*Googles* (Wow, that looks cool. O.O)

Granted, but it shatters into pieces, leaving you disfigured for the rest of your life.

I wish for a Great Huna that actually works.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

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Posted Feb 20 2013 - 10:17 PM

Granted. It works for negative twelve seconds.

I wish that corruption wasn't so confusing.

Matoro

 

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#6972 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 08:42 AM

Granted, it's even MORE confusing.

I wish I had the first volume of Fullmetal Alchemist.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


#6973 Offline Lieutenant Obvious

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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 10:30 AM

Granted, but it's in book-form. The book has half of the pages missing and is printed in Japanese.

 

I wish I knew more than one word of Japanese("artist" is the one I know)


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6974 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 11:45 AM

Harakiri = "Suicide". Granted, you now know one more.

I wish I had access to a completely free Japanese course.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 04:29 PM

You get it. Then you can only speak Japanese and none of your friends understands you.

I wish Bionicle was still going (cliche, I know).


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It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp -  because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.

“What do you want?” I demanded.

The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.

“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”

 


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 04:42 PM

GRANTED!

 

But it get more and more convoluted  to the point where no one can understand how anything relates to anything, and you look back at early 2011 thinking, 'man...I wish bionicle would've ended back then.'

 

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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 06:26 PM

Granted, the real thing kills you, shouting, "Impostor!"

 

I wish for Nord Mead.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6978 Offline DeltaStriker

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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 08:50 PM

Granted, but you hats it.

I wish for Strawberry Pie.

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#6979 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 09:02 PM

Granted, but after the first bite, it becomes Pie-flavored Pie, and that doesn't taste very good, does it, Precious?

I wish I had the original Makuta set.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 21 2013 - 09:02 PM.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 08:47 AM

Granted, but he comes to life and kills you

 

I wish they made a second season of Outlaw Star



#6981 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 08:55 AM

Granted, they completely ruin it.

I wish Teridax didn't come to life and kill me.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 10:39 AM

Granted, Gigayas does.

 

I wish I could write good jokes.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 11:57 AM

Granted, but you are the only one who finds them funny.

 

I wish Professor Oak would let me ride my bike indoors


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 12:04 PM

Granted, you can now ride your bike indoors. It goes quite fast though, faster than it should, so you always risk crashing into things or knocking over stuff and/or people. You are also not wearing a helmet, so I'd be careful with that if I were you...

 

I wish I had a pet unicorn.



#6985 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 12:43 PM

Granted, it thrusts it's magical horn right into you, and you cease to exist.

I wish I had a real GN-002 Gundam Dynames.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 05:49 PM

GRANTED:You get one, but Tanama from Sargent frog spat in it.

 

I wish I was my character from my Loganto comics (which you should check out) and had the exact same things as my character. and me and my friends were all invincible. and we would be in a much more highly detailed form and looked good. And it was not a dream.



#6987 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:16 PM

Granted, but being invincible doesn't mean you can't go insane, and, coincidentally, that's what happens to you.

I wish Tanama didn't spit in my Gundam Dynames.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:39 PM

Granted, he spits on you instead.

 

I wish I had mind-control powers, not from a Komau.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6989 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 09:31 PM

Granted, but they're extremely poor.

I wish I was a Saiyan.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 09:38 PM

Granted, Frieza finds and kills you.

 

I wish I had superb marksmanship with the kunai.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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"Do you believe in ma-agic...."


#6991 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 09:42 PM

Granted, but it's only superb in comparison to an infant.

I wish I was a Vedalken.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 09:44 PM

Granted, Yoshimitsu steals your teeth.

 

I wish the next person didn't corrupt my wish.


Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 22 2013 - 09:44 PM.

--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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"Do you believe in ma-agic...."


#6993 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 09:48 PM

Granted, but you said "didn't", so your wish is still corrupted.

I wish I had a working Saiyan pod.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 09:52 PM

Granted, it explodes.

 

I wish I had a l4z0r.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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"Do you believe in ma-agic...."


#6995 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 23 2013 - 08:49 AM

(I thought L33t was against BZP's rules...)

Granted, but it's so powerful it incinerates your entire town.

I wish I had the character Kamui Katsuragi's gravity-defying hair.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 23 2013 - 08:51 AM.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


#6996 Offline Canis Lupus

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Posted Feb 23 2013 - 09:11 AM

Granted. Someone kills you because they think you are an alien.

 

I wish that every non-noobish, non-spammer member of BZPower joined my RPG.


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#6997 Offline Lieutenant Obvious

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Posted Feb 23 2013 - 01:02 PM

Granted. Everybody else joins, too.

 

I wish I didn't fill up every topic in COT as frequently.


--That Dude with the Hat 

 

And then I said, "Let there be light!"... But with light, comes heat and energy.

'13

 

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#6998 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 23 2013 - 02:02 PM

Granted, you do it more frequently.

I wish I had Hakann's mental blast ability.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor


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Posted Feb 24 2013 - 02:43 AM

granted...you can, but you can only fire it from your butt.

 

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#7000 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 24 2013 - 09:55 AM

Granted, but they enjoy it so little you could almost say they hate them.

I wish I could use alchemy like in Fullmetal Alchemist.

"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!

 

           - The Doctor





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