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[DeltaStriker]

Granted, but you aren't very good at it. You end up blowing yourself up. That hurts, precious, it hurts!

I wish for no more work.

[Vakama-san]

Granted. Nobody works, causing every nations' economy to collapse, plunging the entire world in to a state of anarchy. Wars break out, terrorists cause numerous deaths, and the entire planet soon dies. Everything, absolutely everything withers, fades, and vanishes, never to be seen again.

I wish I had a dollar.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 24 2013 - 06:05 PM.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You get a rabid mutant sand dollar that eats your face.

 

I wish people would use the word "literally" correctly

[Strack]

granted, but then you start to use it incorrectly.

 

 

I wish for a complete understanding of Teridax's plot.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you find it so disturbing, you seek help for it. You enter the self-help section, never to be seen again....

 

I wish I were an Argonian. I could be named, Gathikus the Red!

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but since you said you "could" be named "Gathikus the Red", instead you are named "Slaveen the Green".

I wish I was a Mipedian.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, people think you're me. Taking advantage of this, you try to break into a general store. You are caught.

 

I wish I were Gathikus the Red.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

Granted, but you get killed and are renamed "Gathikus the Bloody [NOPE!] of dumm dumms"

 

I wish I was in the bionicle universe and had lots of friends and had a perfect life.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, people grow jealous. One day, you are killed by an assassin.

 

I wish I weren't dead.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but the only reason your alive is because Liliana Vess reanimated you. You are then sacrificed to cast a spell.

I wish the next poster would google "Mipedian".

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, they suck.

 

I wish I were capable of lucid dreaming.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you have the type of lucid dreaming where, even though you know it's a dream, you can't do anything about it. Oh yeah, did I mention they're all nightmares?

I wish Dude w/ a Hat liked Mipedians.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

He does, but then forgets what that is.

 

 

I wish bulita would make me a great being.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, the Bhakarai hunt you for your back skin.

 

I wish Vakama-san didn't corrupt my wish.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

Granted, but I DO! MWAHAHAHAHA.

 

I wish my previous wishes was and never will be corrupted. and they worked. (trying to break the system here!)

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but since you said "was" instead of "were", your wish is still corrupted, along with every other wish you ever wished and every wish you wish to wish, and you never get a single wish properly granted for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Starscream Transformer.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you get a hoagie sandwich with a sticker saying, "starscream"

 

I wish I were a greybeard.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you're now an old man with a grey beard.

I wish I didn't have a hoagie sandwich.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it becomes a 5 Dollar Foot Long.

 

I wish FebruAny lasted until Christmas.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but due to supply issues they can't fulfill their sale, and the go out of business.

I wish I had 4 copies of Domri Rade.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 25 2013 - 08:31 PM.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, your parents disown you because of it.

 

I wish I didn't just say that.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you say it again immediately afterward.

I wish I could travel to Innestrad, AFTER Avacyn's return.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

 Granted, but you  die soon afterward.

 

wish my previous wishes were and never can be corrupted. and they worked. (trying to break the system here!)

[Vakama-san]

Granted, your previous wishes are now as you stated...but this wish and all others to come will be corrupted with corruption like you've never seen before.

I wish I could control Phazon.

[Strack]

EDIT: Ninja'd! granted, however, you can't control the direction and you kill someone.

I wish for Portal 2 to finish updating

Edited by Strackkorotus, Feb 25 2013 - 08:55 PM.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it finishes incompletely, and every time you try to play it it freezes.

I wish I had complete control over Phazon.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, yet Dark Samus is still alive, and you are corrupted immediately after coming into contact with your element.

 

I wish I could tell you that the the brain does not notice the the two 'the's.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but my brain has seen this sentence so many times already that it checks every word twice. Or I am a robot and have no -organic- brain, that would be possible, too...

Anyways, the the two the's are not that that easy to to overlook.

 

I wish I were immortal, and already used to seeing everyone else die which means I wouldn't turn insane because of that.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you illogically become insane from being immortal.

I wish I was a Toa of Phazon.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, Samus mistakes you for a Seed Guardian and pumps missiles down your throat.

 

I wish I were an intangible mass of liquid.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, the Ghostbusters capture you.

I wish I had all seven Dragon Balls.

[Strack]

granted. you get over powered and blown up (if that can happen. not much of a Dragon Ball Z guy)

 

I wish I had a Tardis.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it malfunctions and sends you to the end of the world right before the sun fries it.

I wish Strackkorotus was a fan of Dragon Ball.

[Kooler186]

Would not be granted like Poronga said, he chooses not to be summoned, therefore he chooses not to accept the wish towards him.

 

I wish I could be a BIONICLE.

Edited by Kooler186, Feb 26 2013 - 05:05 PM.

[~Shockwave~]

granted. you are now the word BIONICLE.

 

I wish for a jetwing prime.

[AeroIon]

You end up on the planet Jetwing Prime. Goodluck getting off.

 I wish i was a Yautja.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but it's a terrible conversation piece as no one knows what  that is.

 

I wish my chief character weren't named for a character in an anime.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, it's named after a character from the worst toddler's show ever.

I wish I was an Elven Biomancer.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 26 2013 - 08:58 PM.

[aneroth]

You are now a cartoon drawing of an Elven Biomancer.

Have fun with that.

 

I wish for 1 million dollars.

[Strack]

granted. it's monopoly money.

 

I wish to have the power of GLaDOS