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[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but after using them too much you malfunction.

 

I wish the next person won't corrupt my wish.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted. I don't corrupt it, I crush it, destroy it, ensure it no longer exists.

 

I wish Vakama-San weren't a grammar nazi.

[Vakama-san]

(Hey, I only do that when I can't think of a better corruption)

Granted, I'm a grammar stickler.

I wish I didn't say that.

[~Shockwave~]

granted. But since you didn't say that, your post, and mine, no longer exist. but they do. figure that one out.

 

I wish for a full-scale, fully functional veritech.

Edited by ~Shockwave~, Feb 27 2013 - 07:45 PM.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, it breaks.

 

I wish I had more widgits in Technic Coliseum

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you have so many you crash the server, and when it's back up you lose all of your Widgets.

I wish I had the original Takanuva set from 2003.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 28 2013 - 09:26 AM.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you now have two Avohkii.

 

I wish I were capable of eradicating all the cruel and brutal people from the surface of the earth.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you eradicate everyone else, too.

I wish could read faster.

[Strack]

granted. you read so fast you only skim now

 

I wish I could become a great drawer

[Vakama-san]

Granted, your great. So great that you're assassinated.

I wish I had a real Pakari.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you can't control your own powers. You destroy your residence and accidentally kill your associates.

 

I wish I could escape the shame of having numerous corrupted wishes.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, you escape the shame for only one second.

I wish nothing happens to this wish EVER.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted. As nothing ever happens to it, it never comes into existence. Try solving this paradox!

 

I wish I were not bored.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, the only excitement you get is the flash from the lightning bolt you get struck by.

I wish I was Brutaka.

[Loganto The Bo-Matoran]

granted, but ur best friend kills you.

 

I wish to break the system with an un-corruptable wish.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but there is a loophole: I destroy the wish and rip it into a billion pieces.

I wish that these wishes can be more interesting.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, the BZP bans them. Your definition of "interesting" is quite repulsive.

 

I wish I were awesome.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but you are awesome only to yourself.

I wish my brother stops being annoying to me forever.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, he annoys you beyond forever.

 

I wish I didn't ramble.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted. Nothing good happens to you.

 

I wish the Wii remote wasn't dangerous.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, the Wii remote is super dangerous.

I wish for a wish that gets corrupted.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you wish for a wish that gets corrupted so badly you never wish to wish a wish again.

I wish the name "Edward" wasn't synonymous with Twilight.

Edited by Vakama-san, Feb 28 2013 - 11:38 PM.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, "Vakama-San" now is.

 

I wish I could use my fingers as weapons.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted, but they run out of ammo.

I wish for infinite ammo.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, your mugged for it.

I wish I had a perfectly normal suit of armor that looked like Alphonse Elric.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. You get mugged and lose the armor.

I wish for ________.

[Strack]

granted. you get ______ed

 

I wish for when I go to pay someone, I would find the exact amount of money in my pocket.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, that's the money you pay them with.

I wish I wasn't mugged for my armor.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you're killed for it.

 

I wish I were supremely intelligent.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you so intelligent that you lose your sanity.

I wish my Nuhvok-Va's claw wasn't broken.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you trip and fall, jabbing your eyes out on the claw's edge.

 

I wish I were sane.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you go insane again immediately after.

I wish I had a figure of the character Trace from the series Metroid.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted. Some assembly required.

 

I w!sh ! coul.d? use# pr@onuncia$tion C-orect^ly.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but your spelling becomes terrible.

I wish I didn't have to assemble my Trace figure.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, now it's disassembled and scattered everywhere.

I wish my bedtime was later.

[ninjamonkey3000]

Granted, but things tend to go bump in the night and while you're usually asleep for that...

 

I wish for all the 2001 - 2003 Bionicle sets!

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, but they get stolen.

I wish for French classes to get cancelled.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but then you have to go to France, and you don't know the language.

 

I wish I could come up with a wish.

[ninjamonkey3000]

Granted, but it gets corrupted in this sentence thus meaning I granted your wish which got corrupted inside a corruption or something!

 

I wish LEGO would bring back the BIONICLE line.