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[Vakama-san]

Granted, but only Super Saiyan 3, and you can't stop it. Therefore you die.

I wish I could win every poll I voted in.

[Dralcax]

Granted, you can no longer vote in polls.

I wish the notifications worked again

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but they work horribly.

I wish the Doctor Who DVDs would come in at the library faster.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but only the library where I live.

 

I wish for-

[Srakii~Pktaaim]

Granted.

 

I wish he had finished his wish.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it was for your death.

 

(Don't be offended, I had to corrupt it somehow. XD)

 

I wish I knew what to wish for and could wish for it.

[Kahu Rider 13]

Granted, but just because you can wish for it doesn't mean you do!

 

I wish for a real-life Kahu.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it's so heavy you can't even lift it.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Takua Dragonstar7]

Granted, you are now ill.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, you are now ill.

 

I wish I were healthy.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, but you can't lift 135 pounds.

 

I wish someone would help tame this animal I have become.

[DeltaStriker]

Granted. They put you in a cage and whip you.

I wish not to be killed.

Edited by DeltaStriker, Mar 22 2013 - 07:51 AM.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted you turn to ash instead.

 

I wish for Somebody to wake me from this nightmare.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but real life turns out to be scarier because you woke up in the middle of--AAAARGH

 

I wish I knew what I should have said before getting killed just then.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you don't say it and you die without anyone ever finding out what you wanted to say.

I wish I could make sense of some people.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted. You can make sense of 5 people or so, and the rest turns to unintelligible babble and illusions.

 

I wish I knew what he meant by that.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but the change in your knowledge is so unnoticeable that it doesn't even matter.

I wish I could think of a better corruption.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, but I steal it

 

I wish I wonder why I can't control myself.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but people are getting annoyed.

 

I wish he would would STAHP EET

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but only for about 30 seconds.

I wish I had the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, but you then lose it

 

I wish to have a garage like Jay Leno

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, but I botched your wish when I forgot what his garage looked like.

 

I wish for a reload-able dog.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, but it...goes terrible.

 

I wish people knew that I've been changing.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you are now stuck with a flint-lock pistol that ate the Mutt-Mutt Fruit(yes, guns can eat Devil Fruit).

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Granted, but they hate you because of it.

I wish I didn't lose my sonic screwdriver.

Edited by Vakama-san, Mar 23 2013 - 05:48 PM.

[Dude w/ a Hat]

Granted, it breaks.

 

I wish for the Tears of Light.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, you now have the objects to release an area from twilight. But you can no longer use them in game, and are stuck buying a new copie of Twilight Princess.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Hordaki]

Granted. This was it.

 

I wish for more time to study.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but now all you can do is study.

 

I wish there was no homework, ever.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but that effects the past as well, leaving everyone on the planet unbelievably stupid.

I wish for more incorruptible wishes.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it is now your task to corrupt the incorruptible wishes...and you must be made immortal and then tortured for eternity if you fail to do so within 3 seconds.

 

I wish I could finish this sen

[Strack]

granted. you can't remember what you wanted to say

 

I wish for a sammich

 

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for and got it.

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Unfortunately, an ill-timed heart attack kills you before you can finish the wish.

 

I wish for, um... a hamburger. No cheese or anything.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's loaded with enough poison to kill an elephant in three seconds.

 

I wish the elephant survived the test.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but following the test, the poor elephant dies of fear.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Edited by Vakama-san, Mar 29 2013 - 09:28 AM.

[Flaredrick: Forgotten One]

Granted, but it explodes in yo face

 

I wish life wasn't as it is.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, now everyone is a collective, insectile hive-mind composed of undead zombies.

I wish everything was back to normal.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it returns to chaos one minute later.

 

I wish I was as good at Matchmaking as I am in Campaign and Spartan Ops in Halo 4.

[AeroIon]

Granted. You spend the next 7 years making matchsticks at the matchmaking factory.

 

I wish for a pet Dremora.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. The dremora, however, is not very happy with being considered a "pet", and will constantly try to get away. If that won't work it will try to get on your nerves until you set it (or her, or him, or whatever) free.

 

I wish for a magical jester hat of doom.