granted. you can only retain them by going insane
I wish for Tony Stark's knowledge
The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!
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Posted Apr 25 2013 - 03:40 PM
Granted, but you have to be fused to an Iron Man suit (not a bad deal actually...)
I wish that I wasn't insane.
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Posted Apr 26 2013 - 07:48 AM
Granted, now you're crazy.
I wish I could go to Gallifrey.
I wish I could go to Gallifrey.
"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!
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Posted Apr 26 2013 - 08:55 AM
Granted, but you don't know where that is.
I wish that I was normal.
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Posted Apr 29 2013 - 03:50 AM
Granted. Normal, for a Piraka.
I wish that nothing unusual is caused by this wish.
I wish that nothing unusual is caused by this wish.
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Posted Apr 29 2013 - 06:59 PM
Granted, but in doing so, it causes a paradox. Oh well.
I wish I could read faster.
Behold, Toa Ka'tru! Sprite made by Strack. Click picture to go to his sprite shop. Avatar by CeeCee.
It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp - because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.
“What do you want?” I demanded.
The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.
“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”
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Posted May 01 2013 - 03:24 AM
Granted. So fast, you have no idea what it says.
I wish I was a Great Being.
I wish I was a Great Being.
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Posted May 01 2013 - 07:30 AM
Granted, but, using your powers, you kill us all accidentally (or was it?!?!) and now can't play Corrupt-a-wish anymore.
I wish summer wasn't so hot.
Behold, Toa Ka'tru! Sprite made by Strack. Click picture to go to his sprite shop. Avatar by CeeCee.
It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp - because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.
“What do you want?” I demanded.
The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.
“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”
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Posted May 01 2013 - 09:20 AM
Granted, it's utterly freezing to the point that if you just open the door you get hypothermia.
I wish summer wasn't so cold.
I wish summer wasn't so cold.
"Think you've seen it all? Think again. Outside those doors, we might see anything. We could find new worlds, terrifying monsters, impossible things. And if you come with me... nothing will ever be the same again!
- The Doctor
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Posted May 01 2013 - 10:43 AM
Granted, it is so hot the skin melts off of your bones Indiana Jones-style.
I wish that water boils instantly.
Behold, Toa Ka'tru! Sprite made by Strack. Click picture to go to his sprite shop. Avatar by CeeCee.
It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp - because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.
“What do you want?” I demanded.
The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.
“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”
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Posted May 01 2013 - 04:14 PM
It does, and at a much lower boiling point. Now try to take a shower.
I wish that people I liked weren't so stupid all the time...
Granted, but the troll the place so much that you're all banned.
Ha.
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Posted May 03 2013 - 07:21 PM
Granted, but... um... duh... duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...... kjdsgoifdnkvmfdsjmvcpkmvcm.......... 
I wish to have my brains back...
My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:Onua, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Gali, Pohatu, Huki, Onepu, Maku, Kongu, Jala, Matoro, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Nui-Rama, Nui-Jaga, Muaka and Kane-Ra, Manas, Tarakava
2002:Tahnok, Gahlok, Nuhvok, Lehvak, Kohrak, Pahrak, Tahnok Va, Gahlok Va, Nuhvok Va, Lehvak Va, Kohrak Va, Pahrak Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva, Onua Nuva, Pohatu Nuva, Tahu Nuva, Boxor, Cahdok & Gahdok, Master Builder Set
2003:Panrahk,
2004:Bordahk,
2005:Oohnorak
2006:
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox,
2008:Gorast,
2009:Vastus, Tarix, Mata Nui, Stronius, Tuma, Fero & Skirmix, Malum, Skrall, Tarduk,
2010:Tahu, Gresh, Takanuva, Rahkshi, Piraka, Skrall
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark
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Posted May 04 2013 - 10:54 AM
Granted, but whoever took them wiped your memories before returning them.
I wish for a fan. Just an ordinary fan.
Behold, Toa Ka'tru! Sprite made by Strack. Click picture to go to his sprite shop. Avatar by CeeCee.
It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp - because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.
“What do you want?” I demanded.
The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.
“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”
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Posted May 05 2013 - 11:08 AM
Granted, but it's the only one of its kind, so everyone who want it come to compete and slaughter for it, wrestling it from your corpse.
I wish I had a better "interests" column on my profile.
My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:Onua, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Gali, Pohatu, Huki, Onepu, Maku, Kongu, Jala, Matoro, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Nui-Rama, Nui-Jaga, Muaka and Kane-Ra, Manas, Tarakava
2002:Tahnok, Gahlok, Nuhvok, Lehvak, Kohrak, Pahrak, Tahnok Va, Gahlok Va, Nuhvok Va, Lehvak Va, Kohrak Va, Pahrak Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva, Onua Nuva, Pohatu Nuva, Tahu Nuva, Boxor, Cahdok & Gahdok, Master Builder Set
2003:Panrahk,
2004:Bordahk,
2005:Oohnorak
2006:
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox,
2008:Gorast,
2009:Vastus, Tarix, Mata Nui, Stronius, Tuma, Fero & Skirmix, Malum, Skrall, Tarduk,
2010:Tahu, Gresh, Takanuva, Rahkshi, Piraka, Skrall
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark
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Posted May 05 2013 - 04:56 PM
Granted, but it's all full of lies.
I wish my earbuds weren't broken.
I write stories, on occasion. Finishing them... yeah, uh. That's another thing entirely.
Avatar made with the Rayg Kit 2.5, and featuring Lilak, Toa of Lightning.
She is totally, totally not a shameless self-insert. Y'know, except for the part where she is.
Avatar made with the Rayg Kit 2.5, and featuring Lilak, Toa of Lightning.
She is totally, totally not a shameless self-insert. Y'know, except for the part where she is.
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Posted May 06 2013 - 03:21 PM
Now they only blast at full volume.
I wish I could finish things I start
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YOU FOUND THE LEMON!
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Posted May 06 2013 - 04:03 PM
Granted, but they turn out horrible.
I wish that I had a 3D printer with NO problems whatsoever.
^^^Click For My Epic: The Advendtures of Sandstorm^^^
If you can create and render 3D models for a video, please PM me! I also need voice actors.
Toa Team Alpha Assembly: Complete
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Posted May 06 2013 - 08:01 PM
Granted, but it gets stolen five minutes after you buy it.
I wish that wifi worked reliably on my iPhone.
I write stories, on occasion. Finishing them... yeah, uh. That's another thing entirely.
Avatar made with the Rayg Kit 2.5, and featuring Lilak, Toa of Lightning.
She is totally, totally not a shameless self-insert. Y'know, except for the part where she is.
Avatar made with the Rayg Kit 2.5, and featuring Lilak, Toa of Lightning.
She is totally, totally not a shameless self-insert. Y'know, except for the part where she is.
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Posted May 08 2013 - 04:54 PM
Granted, but it is constantly connected to a Bells of Saint John-type wifi, which steals your soul and uploads it to the cloud.
I wish I knew where I am.
Behold, Toa Ka'tru! Sprite made by Strack. Click picture to go to his sprite shop. Avatar by CeeCee.
It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp - because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.
“What do you want?” I demanded.
The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.
“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”
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Posted May 09 2013 - 01:06 AM
Granted, you are on the face of the sun
I wish I owned a Nanosuit
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Posted May 09 2013 - 03:05 AM
Granted, and at first all goes quite well and, if I may say so, is a fantastic experience, but at some point, for some odd reason (blame solar winds, that always makes sense in terms of technology =P) it gets stuck in Cloak mode. Which means, that you're now more or less invisible. All. The. Time. Of course, there are even more downsids to it, but with my limited knowledge of the technology I sadly can't really predict them at this point.
I suppose it also goes without saying that you can't take it off anymore, right? :3 But hey, it could be much, much worse. You could explode, or die... but no, you're "just" invisible.
I wish I were a powerful wizard in a fantasy setting. :3
Edited by Taka Nuvia, May 09 2013 - 03:06 AM.
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Posted May 09 2013 - 04:14 AM
Granted. A powerful wizard you are. A dark wizard - a necromancer to be exact. So you have your fun for a while, raising an army of the undead to do your bidding, fighting a knight here, raiding a town there, and life as a necromancer seems pretty good. That is until you realise just how lonely you've become. You see, the undead are just reanimated corpses with no mind of their own so they're not very good at keeping you company. As for real people, you're a necromancer practicing dark magic and that is frowned upon, thus those who don't try to kill you do their best to avoid you. Even animals run away from you.
But hey, you have an awesome skull fortress. Shame there's no one to share it with, other than the undead who leave quite the mess.
I wish for the ability to control the flow of time.
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What is sought is most often found, if it is truly sought...
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Posted May 10 2013 - 01:15 PM
Granted... through a Vahi. Which everyone claws for, and in the process, is smashed to pieces, dooming us ALL!
I wish... I wish... I wish I had a wish...
My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:Onua, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Gali, Pohatu, Huki, Onepu, Maku, Kongu, Jala, Matoro, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Nui-Rama, Nui-Jaga, Muaka and Kane-Ra, Manas, Tarakava
2002:Tahnok, Gahlok, Nuhvok, Lehvak, Kohrak, Pahrak, Tahnok Va, Gahlok Va, Nuhvok Va, Lehvak Va, Kohrak Va, Pahrak Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva, Onua Nuva, Pohatu Nuva, Tahu Nuva, Boxor, Cahdok & Gahdok, Master Builder Set
2003:Panrahk,
2004:Bordahk,
2005:Oohnorak
2006:
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox,
2008:Gorast,
2009:Vastus, Tarix, Mata Nui, Stronius, Tuma, Fero & Skirmix, Malum, Skrall, Tarduk,
2010:Tahu, Gresh, Takanuva, Rahkshi, Piraka, Skrall
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark
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Posted May 10 2013 - 03:14 PM
Granted, but you lose the wish and become depressed, thus causing you to kill yourself
I will for eternal life and happiness
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Posted May 10 2013 - 04:40 PM
Granted, a nearby fish obtains eternal life and happiness, mutating over the years into a horrific monster that sucks the world dry in order to maintain a state of everlasting bliss. Eventually it moves on to new worlds, leaving behing a dry husk of a planet...
I wish for a piece of blank paper.
I wish for a piece of blank paper.
People still highlight for white text? Huh. Well, I'll tell you something-that picture is a thumbnail. Click it.
...now go away...
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Posted May 12 2013 - 05:08 AM
granted, however its is sentient and likely to maliciously give you papercuts for the rest of your life
I wish for a self cleaning kitchen
Well seeing as my old stories are in the archives, and don't see to be reachable, there isn't much for me to put here right now. So hope you are having a good day, and try not to fall into any trans-dimensional portals I guess. Lastly, to round things off with a quote:
"Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
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Posted May 14 2013 - 07:01 PM
Granted, but it cleans itself so well that it bores holes through the floor, causing an uneven and unstable floor, which you fall through into the Netherworld which is hidden beneath your house.
I wish people would shut their mouths and open their eyes. If you are one of the few who do, I am Very Proud of Ya.
Edited by kopaka's kool kompanion, May 14 2013 - 07:07 PM.
My Brickshelf
Current collection:
2001:Onua, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Gali, Pohatu, Huki, Onepu, Maku, Kongu, Jala, Matoro, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Nui-Rama, Nui-Jaga, Muaka and Kane-Ra, Manas, Tarakava
2002:Tahnok, Gahlok, Nuhvok, Lehvak, Kohrak, Pahrak, Tahnok Va, Gahlok Va, Nuhvok Va, Lehvak Va, Kohrak Va, Pahrak Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva, Onua Nuva, Pohatu Nuva, Tahu Nuva, Boxor, Cahdok & Gahdok, Master Builder Set
2003:Panrahk,
2004:Bordahk,
2005:Oohnorak
2006:
2007:Dekar, Defilak, Takadox,
2008:Gorast,
2009:Vastus, Tarix, Mata Nui, Stronius, Tuma, Fero & Skirmix, Malum, Skrall, Tarduk,
2010:Tahu, Gresh, Takanuva, Rahkshi, Piraka, Skrall
And random pieces I bought off Bricklink.
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999:Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000:Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark
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Posted May 15 2013 - 03:18 PM
Granted, but they open their eyes so much that they cannot close them, and they dry out and cause immense discomfort
I wish that my chair was more comfortable
Well seeing as my old stories are in the archives, and don't see to be reachable, there isn't much for me to put here right now. So hope you are having a good day, and try not to fall into any trans-dimensional portals I guess. Lastly, to round things off with a quote:
"Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
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Posted May 15 2013 - 08:30 PM
Granted, but it is so comfortable you never get up.
And live in that chair for the rest of your life.
I wish for a third eye.
Behold, Toa Ka'tru! Sprite made by Strack. Click picture to go to his sprite shop. Avatar by CeeCee.
It was then that everything fit together in my head. The two clawed beast. The Two Claws. The dual-claw marks. That all was easy. Then I realized something harder to grasp - because the beast was inter-phasal, it could also travel through time, to an extent. The Two Claws wasn’t fiction, it was true. There was someone else like me, in the past. I continued blinking rapidly and turned back to the beast.
“What do you want?” I demanded.
The beast stood up a bit straighter and looked directly at me. A terrifying voice came from it as it answered.
“You and the girl. Both. You are abnormalities and must be dealt with.”
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Posted May 16 2013 - 05:49 PM
granted. it gets poked out.
I wish for a brand-new, never used, shatterproof,10 hour battery life iPhone with all free apps, internet access, and a password that only I know.
<('.')> (>'.')> <('.')> <('.'<)
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"Wanna buy some death sticks"
"You don't want to sell me any death sticks"
"I don't want to sell you any death sticks"
"You want to go home and re-think your life"
"I want to go home and re-think my life" - Obi-Wan to the guy in SW II at the club.
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Posted May 16 2013 - 07:41 PM
Granted, you drop it in the water.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, May 16 2013 - 07:42 PM.
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