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[Toa Doublebee]

GregF Grants you the wish,But TLC doesnt aprove,And Delets the Character.

I wish for a Lightstone.

[Big Macintosh]

Granted! Just a shame it's just a light bulb stuck in a boulder.

I wish a certain piece of vampire fiction that begins with T never existed.

[Solare]

Granted, but that OTHER terrible novel is more prevalent than ever now.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but it's not corrupted, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't, so it is, so it isn't...

I wish I had more free time.

[Big Macintosh]

Granted, but you waste it.

I wish I could fly.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but you need a licence, and Air Traffic Control won't give you one.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Bulik]

granted, but the you lost the key and the master turned it into a paradox machines, letting the wish 4 posts above be possible.

i wish i was dr. brackman

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but as I have no idea who he is, you are now a teacake in a labcoat.

I wish I hadn't made this wish.

[Toa Doublebee]

The Univers Explodes.

I wish Lego would stop being focusd so much on making meony and would start caring for fans.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but they mess up their finances and have to close down.

I wish people would bother with grammar and spelling.

[Bulik]

Wish GranTed, Btu nobody carez :3

I wish you knew who dr. brackman was

[KlakWest]

It's granted, but it turns out Dr. Brackman wished to unwish your wish so that you could wish to meet someone better.


I wish I could fly.

[The Mask of Ice]

Your Kadin breaks down and you fall into Mangaia, where Makuta crushes you with his staff.

I wish somebody would do a BIONICLE version of American Gothic.

[Toa Xemnas of Crystal]

Granted, but it looks so strange that people laugh at it.
I wish that the Makuta were super smart, for once.

[A billion cats]

The Makuta become so smart that they crush all opposition and now rule the universe.

I wish that the next person who tries to corrupt a wish dies horribly.

[KlakWest]

They do, but somehow come back as a zombie, and eat. your. vitamins.

(wait, if I corrupted your wish that means.....GIMME YOUR VITAMINS!)

I wish Lewa and I had an adventure.

[Toa Doublebee]

You and your good buddy Lewa go an an Epic Adventure but And thats why Makuta cant Eat enymore.

I wish I was in SSSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but something bad happens

I wish I always wrote in this font and color.

[Jimothy]

Granted but the color makes you blind in 2 weeks.

I wish I had a taco.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but you drop it on the floor.

I wish I was Stalin.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted,But you died.
I wish I was Hitler.
Doent bother corupting that wish,Its corupted allredy.

[Steelsheen]

You commited sucide. True story, no corruption needed. Seriously, people, that was kinda gory.

I wish I had sea-green eyes.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but everyone says they're vomit-green.

I wish I had a tidy room.

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but it's cleaned by Vahki, who decide the easiest way to keep it clean is to destroy it entirely.

I wish I could stand upright on a skateboard for more than 10 seconds.

[Toa Doublebee]

To poster above:I thought thats how Bhorok Bohrok (Ye Happy?!) Act.
Granted,But you can do it for only 10 seconds,After that you fell and got a boo boo on your Elbow.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Uwaaaaaaaaaa Iyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wish I had a shotgun.

Edited by Toa Doublebee, Oct 19 2011 - 10:34 AM.

[The Mask of Ice]

It runs out of bullets while you're fending off a horde of Rhakshi.

I wish you bothered to spell "Bohrok" in the post above.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. But I didnt bother Spelling it Bohrok,I botherd Editing it Bohrok.

I wish this wish was wished by a one who wished things to become Wished.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but some thing bad happened.

I wish that I had a Porsche.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted,But you crash it. (How Original)
I wish My Little Pony had more Male Ponies.

[A billion cats]

Edit: Ninja'ed!

Granted, but they are all unimportant to the story.

I wish for world peace.

Edited by Snelly, Oct 19 2011 - 10:49 AM.

[The Mask of Ice]

A cold war happens during peacetime, and leads to World War III, AND the Mata Nui robot crash lands onto earth!

I wish gravity, plant and magnetism matoran had their passive elemental abilities decided upon already.

Edited by NeoThunder, Oct 19 2011 - 10:51 AM.

[A billion cats]

Granted, they can all dance really well.

I wish for the most powerful gaming computer ever created.

[an cool dude]

Granted, but you can only play Phillips CD-i games on it.

I wish I had a garden of frogs.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted,But instead of frogs they are All Hamsters with really long Limbs.

I wish that Snelly's wish was uncorupted and I got one too.

[an cool dude]

Granted, but it's be so powerful it'd drain all the power in the tri-county area.

I wish my socks would talk to me and be my friends.

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but your shoes get jealous and drag you into all the places you don't want to go (The Pit, for example ).

I wish Teridax's mom had trained him better.

[A billion cats]

Granted, Teridax is now twice as evil and cunning.

I wish that I had an army of penguins who are forever loyal to me.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but then your gloves strangle them in their sleep.

I wish there weren't so many cliches in Hero Factory.

Curses.

Granted, but you end up facing an army of polar bears. Not good.

I wish there weren't so many cliches in Hero Factory.

Edited by Ghosthands, Oct 19 2011 - 02:28 PM.

[A billion cats]

Wish granted, now instead of cliches Hero Factory is full of pointless gags that take up most of the story.

I wish that world domination could be achieved through the internet.

[The Lorax]

Granted, but someonne else does it before you can.

I wish for some birthday cake.