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[Shyyrn]

...The chutes don't run on time! The horror!

I wish Onua could give a speech at the Academy Awards!

-Shyyrn

[The Writer]

The speech is so boring that everyone dies of boredom.

I wish that I can play Kitaro's "Matsuri" very well on my cello.

[The Lorax]

Granted, but you can't play anything else.

I wish dinner was ready.

[The Invisible Noob]

Dinner is ready, you're the main course. Muwahahaha!

I wish Matau would sing all the spice girls songs to the matoran of Metru nui.

[Zahaki]

Granted, Now anytime, anywhere you go all you can here is "If you wanna be my Toa, you have gotta give..."

I wish Matau's singing Coure endded on Metru-Nui.

[Indigo Individual]

Granted, but now his singing is worse than ever.

I wish I was capable of the rational thought needed to make a proper wish.

[Zahaki]

Granted, yet that was a waste of a wish

I wish VahkiPower would return!

[A billion cats]

Granted, but it never goes away.

I wish that I was an ambassador.

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but you are an ambassador to Destral.

I wish there were trees on Metru-Nui, so the Le-matoran could vineswing.

[The Invisible Noob]

There are now pine trees on metru nui, suspended over lethal lava pits and with no vines.

I wish I had too much lego.

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but... I can't grant that! NEVER too much LEGO!

I wish the above poster would change his wish.

[Ghosthands]

Granted, but the only difference is that he says "LEGO" instead of "lego".

I wish my little plastic Daleks could talk.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

Granted, but they only tell you when your school assignments are due.

I wish that the poster above me had wished that the world would have less carbon monoxide.

Edited by kanohi_master, Oct 25 2011 - 09:07 AM.

[The Invisible Noob]

He does, and now you've answered the wrong wish and lost the game.

I wish Nokama was a toa again.

Edited by The Invisible Noob, Oct 25 2011 - 09:41 AM.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

Granted, but she's killed by a rahi.

I wish that the poster below me will be epic and not lame as he/she will probably be.

[The Writer]

He is so epic that he takes over the world and becomes a dictator.

I wish I attained nirvana.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

Granted, but since I don't know what that is, you become extremely lame and lose control of the world.

I wish that Ga-Matoran could fly.

[Nevermore]

They can but they never do.

I wish Helryx was a toa of fire.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

She dies to a rahi too

I wish I had a cordak blaster

[Big Macintosh]

Granted! But you have to buy the ammo separately, and it's expensive.

I wish that Spherus Magna was a cube.

[Indigo Individual]

Granted, but the Bahrag blow it up 'cause it reminds them of how they got defeated.

I wish this wish will be corrupted.

[A billion cats]

Granted, but that wish was pointless, so you get seven years of bad luck.

I wish people would actually use their intelligence in wishing and granting wishes.

Edited by Snelly, Oct 25 2011 - 11:05 AM.

[Takaru 1111]

GrANted BuT NobOdy CarEs.

I wish I had an I phone 100

[Indigo Individual]

Granted, but everyone in the world now has an IQ of -261.

Uh... I wish I could remember what I was gonna wish...

[Wotsiznaim]

Granted, but everyone now has amnesia.

I wish that the murderer has a troll face.

Edited by wotsiznum, Oct 25 2011 - 11:17 AM.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

Granted, but you were gonna wish that you had a pie and I was going to corrupt it into being that it was thrown at you.


Ninja'd!

granted, but now he looks so ugly everyone dies


I wish I had a midak skyblaster

Edited by kanohi_master, Oct 25 2011 - 11:19 AM.

[Indigo Individual]

Granted, but the sky falls.

I wish I had a pet raccoon.

[Ankarus]

Granted, but it steals your food and you starve.

I wish I had an Alienware Laptop

Edited by Ankarus, Oct 25 2011 - 11:44 AM.

[PowerMiner]

You want get it, but its cost is one working Alienware Laptp.

I wish Skyward sword to come out now.

~PowerMiner~

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

It does and it's really lame because the people making it didn't do a good job and rushed


I ninja'd you, but I didn't wish, so it's ok.

Edited by kanohi_master, Oct 25 2011 - 11:56 AM.

[Ankarus]

Granted, but the game is boring and you beat it in an hour.

I wish that Megatron would be real and be friends with me.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

He does, but he falls on you and you die.

I wish I had enough time to beat the MNOLG 2

Edited by kanohi_master, Oct 25 2011 - 11:56 AM.

[Ankarus]

Granted, but you miss dinner.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

granted, but you forget you have it.


I wish that the Toa Mata remembered everything

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but then Lewa has a lot more to talk about and drives everyone crazy.

I wish I had a mango.

Edited by Hahli Historian, Oct 25 2011 - 12:25 PM.

[KlakWest]

The mango falls on your head, and knocks you unconscious.

I wish Hahli Historian was awake.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

Granted, but she got annoyed for waking her up.

I wish people would violently attack MakutaKlak

[Steelsheen]

Granted, but MakutaKlak not only beats them, he mutates them into Hordika!

I wish there were more emoticons on BZP.

Edited by Hahli Historian, Oct 25 2011 - 12:36 PM.

[Nujanii: Kanohi Master]

Someone kills MakutaKlak with an emotocon launcher

I wish my avatar would work

[Ankarus]

Granted, but your avatar gets fired from being lazy.

I wish that my laptop had a touchscreen.

Edited by Ankarus, Oct 25 2011 - 02:15 PM.