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[BZCoolness]

Granted. But they explode.

I wish wishes were fishes.

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but then there is a fish in every post.

I wish more people liked smooth jazz

[Scanty Demon]

Granted however it is sadly a fad that lasts about 24 hours. How that is possible don't ask me.

I wish I had corrupted that wish with more creativity.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You did, but the post was deleted for vulgarity.

I wish I was a superhero.

[Shatter Dave]

Granted, but you lost them when.

I wish I had a cookie...

[AeroIon]

Granted, but you are easily defeated.

[JiMing]

You forgot to make a wish, so the game exploded.

I wish the game was un-exploded.

[Randy Disher]

Ganted, but that is impossible. I wish to corrupt a wish about smooth jazz.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

The wish is that everyone loved Smooth Jazz.

I wish everyone loved Smooth Jazz.

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but hey get sick of it and burn the cds.

I wish for a slave.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You forgot about the Emancipation Proclamation.

I wish this girl Viveka would like me.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. She likes you so much, she stalks you constantly.

I wish you weren't being stalked.

[WVUFan!]

Granted, he becomes unloved by everyone since no one will stalk him.

I wish all the morons would leave this planet.

Lets Go Mountaineers!

[Randy Disher]

They inhabit mars, and by mistake, you are on the rocket.

I wish Gerogia would win the NCAA football championship.

[Hukster]

Granted. But then the team went bankrupt and all of their players got injured.

I wish I had a pizza factory.

[JiMing]

Granted. You have all the pizza you can eat! Hooray! But then a Giant T-Rex comes and stomps on the entire factory.

I wish spoons turned evil and took over the world.

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[Axilus Prime]

Granted, you're the first victim.

I wish the spoons were defeated before they could cause any damage.

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but a war starts, with many causalties.

I wish I had a cup of coffe.

[Weranisma]

Granted, but your coffie is without caffeine!

I wish I had a starship

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but you crash it into an asteroid.

I wish for a dragon that can't eat me, can't have health problems, is mentally sound, and invincible. I can beat the system.

[Weranisma]

Granted, the dragon can't eat you. He can't eat anything so he dies. And he's invincible, so you can't remove his dead body. Soon it smells really,really bad.


I wish I had a starship that cannot explode or crash on something.

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but you don't know how to fly it.

I wish you would copy and paste my sig.

[Weranisma]

Granted, but my my subconsciousness hates following commands, so my body does not what I tell him to do.


I wish the world would be a musical

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but it gets annoying.

I wish smooth jazz was more popular.

[Weranisma]

Granted, everyone loves smooth jazz. every Alien.

I wish I had ice cream

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it'S poisoned Dx

I wish for awesome epic metal

[Weranisma]

granted, epic metal time! But its too epic , you cant hear it


I wish a Vampire would knock on my door and would say: "Hello > "

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but then he would get angry.

I wish I were beter Att speeling

[Weranisma]

Granted, but then people would understand what you are writing, life would be boring (you ment spelling, vero?)

I wish I was the best in solving riddles

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but then you get stuck in a low-paying job doing just that.

I wish I had a Pet lion who couldn't eat me or die.

[Weranisma]

Granted, your pet lion loves to cuddle. He cuddles you to death!

I wish I had some tea

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but it is luke-warm.

I wish i had some good wishes.

[Weranisma]

Granted, but they are too good for this world, you cant wish them


I wish I had Bat wings

[JiMing]

Granted. They are the size of a normal bat's wing. Good luck trying to fly with them.

I wish that it would rain carrots.

[Weranisma]

Granted, but one gets stuck in your eye!


I wish I was a bat

[Makuta_JarJar-Binks]

Granted, you have to eat bugs FOREVER!!!

I wish I was a Toa of Psionics.

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but you are killed fighting.

I wish for the next wisher to be ninja'd.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but I manage to avoid it because I'm a ninja myself

I wish I could speak my mind and be heard

[Randy Disher]

Granted, but nobody wants to hear.

I wish for some bacon.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's only a very, very small piece. So small you hardly even taste it.

I wish I could fulfill my dreams.