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[Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer]

Okay, so I played this once, and I think it's pretty fun. Basically, someone makes a wish, and you corrupt it, then make your own wish. For example:

User1: I wish I had a puppy.

User2: Granted, but it's an ugly Bulldog-Schnauzer mix. I wish I had a hot dog.

And so on. Without further ado, Let's get started!

I wish I had a 3DS.

[Pulsate]

When you get it, your 3DS is immediately broken.

I wish I was edible.

[Boxorak the Azure Noob]

Granted, but since you're edible, someone eats you.
You should have thought of that.

I wish for...one billion dollars. [/drevil]

[Pulsate]

Someone mistakes it for 1.000000000 dollars, so you get only 1 dollar instead.

I wish that Tahu cloned himself.

[Zarohum]

He did, but it was a Star version.

I wish someone posted below me

[Pulsate]

I am not 'someone', but I am a placeholder for whoever that is.

I wish that my signature could eat people.

[Zeal]

Your signature can, and will eat people. Starting with you.

I wish Kinetics was accepted into the canon.

[Pulsate]

It gets put into a cannon, which then fires into space. You never see Kinetics again.

I wish I was a Matoran.

[Astrotorical]

Granted, A Le-matoran. You were captured by Nui-Rama
I wish I could control metal

[Pulsate]

You happen to be suspended to be suspended over a pit of Iron spikes when your wish is granted. You are magnetic all the time. Guess what happens next.

I wish that fences would kill me and hate me.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Wish granted. But they give you a loving hug first.

I wish I could have a cat

=)

[Pulsate]

The cat... is a lion. And it eventually eats you.

I wish comic sans didn't exist.

[Astrotorical]

Granted,but it wished the same thing about you, and therefore you dont exist
I wish i could live forever

Edited by Astrotorical, Oct 15 2011 - 06:46 PM.

[Pulsate]

You outlive the universe, and as a result you also outlive everything you care about.

I wish that people could grow moustaches and these moustaches could act like wings to make people fly. [/extremely random]

[Gerlicky]

Wish granted, but people also grow beards that keep them anchored to the ground.

I wish I was the richest person on Earth.

[Astrotorical]

Granted, but you are constantly robbed
I wish i was invincible

[Overlord]

Your invincibility reaches the impossible-event horizon, and you wink out of existence.

I wish I would bother.

~~

Edited by Overlord, Oct 15 2011 - 06:54 PM.

[Pulsate]

You bother, whatever it was you wanted to do, but you fail it.

I wish I was more open-minded.

[Astrotorical]

Granted, your mind is sooo open that you are an easy target for the makuta, and corrupted
I wish I was made out of lego

[Pulsate]

You are now plastic, and you are not alive. As you are made out of LEGO.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Overlord]

You gain a superpower that is unimaginably fail.

I wish I could make more RPGs.

~~

[Pulsate]

The RPGs get no attention whatsoever.

I wish I wasn't so timid.

[Astrotorical]

Granted, but your new found courage leads you to be reckless, and your often captured during quests
I wish i had more wishes

[Overlord]

The additional wishes have a ridiculously horrible cumulative effect, and you are eventually hospitalized due to severe bad luck.

I wish Axonn could escape your signature.

~~

[Astrotorical]

Granted, He escaped my signature, only to be trapped in it again
I wish i had good luck all the time

[Pulsate]

Your luck is so good that everybody else has bad luck. One person's bad luck leads to accidentally killing you.

I wish posts were edible.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

You eat a post and are imprisoned in your computer.

I wish I could make an awesome painting

=)

[Astrotorical]

Granted, The painting is indeed awesome. Too awesome.. it is immediately stolen
I wish kohlii was a real sport

[Toa Onarax]

Granted, unfortunately while playing you are hit in the head and killed.

I wish I had some pie.

[Skarloth]

Your wish is granted, but the pie is poisoned, and you are sent to the nearest hospital.

I wish I had a different avatar.

-Skar

Edited by Skarloth, Oct 15 2011 - 11:41 PM.

[Ignacis]

Your wish is granted, however it now looks like Justin Bieber.

I wish I could be a being from the Bionicle Universe.

-Iggy

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, its gadunka

I wish I was a giant robot universe.

[Astrotorical]

Granted, but it is an empty void, nullifying your existence
I wish I could predict the future

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, but you foresee the end if th world, and cannot
stop it

I wish Tren Krom was still alive.

[Astrotorical]

Granted, and as proof you visit him. He swaps your minds over and you remain on the island for the rest of your days
I wish i could control the weather

[Mr. Peanuts]

You may, but Makuta possesses you because of it and uses the power to generate a hurricane which attacks the general populace of America.

I wish I had the elemental power of Cookies under my control.

-The Fearless Leader

[Bulik]

yes, but the cookies are high in trans-fat and calories

i wish i knew someone else who played supreme commander 2 online on bzpower

[The Mask of Ice]

you do, but he plays the game so horribly that you quit playing SC 2 (whatever that is) altogether.

I wish that Shoop da Whoop was a canon Bionicle element

[Thanatos]

Granted, but Teridax becomes Master of Shoop da Whoop, and you retroactively cause the Bionicle franchise to never have existed in the first place.

I wish for a whole library.

[Bulik]

it is, but its empty

i wish for portal 3