Posted Nov 21 2012 - 03:47 AM
No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
Posted Jan 21 2013 - 12:51 AM
All right, back again with another episode. This one took a while, so sorry about that. Anyways, without a further delay, here we go. Sorry if this one is random, but that's kind of the theme with these first few episodes. Vezon needs to find a way to deal with a bunch of chaos.
Episode 2: Sleepy Sea Fish
*Inset rock music and “Vezon Tv” title card HERE*
Von Nebula: Greetings, everyone. I am Von Nebula. These are my minions. We are… tonight’s entertainment!
Vezon, in a straight jacket: Enough with the party games, just let me go. This isn’t your show.
Von Nebula: That’s where you’re wrong, you little freak. I’m taking over and now I am going to entertain the masses.
Thunder: And there is nothing you can do about it, little baby man!
Meltdown: Consider it a special bonus!
Von Nebula: Why are you obsessed with saying that?
Meltdown: I… don’t know.
Von Nebula: Well, whatever. Anyways, hello, everyone. Do you all want to hear a joke? So there’s this whole “brain attack” thing going on, right? Well, what do you get when you cross ones of those brains with one of those frost beasts? “Brain Freeze.” Because they’re frosty and… when the brain…
Vezon: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Von Nebula: No one likes a critic!
Vezon: Here’s a joke. What sounds awful and makes me want to yell?
Von Nebula: Rebecca Black?
Vezon: No, nutcase. Your act!
Corroder: *insane laughter*
Von Nebula: If you want to keep your head, you’ll stop laughing!
*Corroder stops laughing*
Vezon: What makes you so special, anyway?
Von Nebula: Shut up! I have a special lollypop!
Vezon: Where does that sound familiar?
Zant: Shut up! I have a big chair!
Vezon: That’s it! Wait, why are we having a crazy person meeting?
Crazy Siddy: Still crazy!!
Vezon: Get out of here! You’re not real!
Crazy Siddy: I’m as real as Macrostuff’s Y-box 450 game console and Sorny’s Gamestation!
Vezon: Okay, fine. But why are you even here?!
Von Nebula: I want to spread my act.
Vezon: I didn’t mean you!
Crazy Siddy: I’m here to sell games at low low prices!
Vezon: Why are all you freaks showing up here? If it’s because you’re all washed up has-beens, then you have another thing coming to you! This is my show, now yours!
Von Nebula: If it’s any consolation, I didn’t invite him.
Vezon: I don’t remember asking you anything! I just want you to get out of here and let me get out of this straight jacket! Darn it, I should have asked Roodaka to teach me how to get out of one of these things!
Von Nebula: If we can go on, I would like to continue my comedy act. Now, then, how about another joke?
Vezon: No! Anything but that!
*Vezon suddenly gets up, breaks out of the jacket, and jumps through the wall. Like the kool-aid man.*
Von Nebula: Oh, come on, at least hear it!
*That’s when Von Nebula starts to run after Vezon.*
Von Nebula, shouting/running: So after Rocka overloaded Black Phantom, he got hero cuffed. When he was taken in, he was asked what he was doing. That’s when he replied “I was just hanging around!”
*Vezon takes the moment to jump off a high cliff.*
Von Nebula: Hanging around. Because he was left hanging.
*His minions catch up to him and look at him.*
Von Nebula: You’re not helping.
Vezon, hanging: Well, glad I got rid of him. Now to get rid of all those other freaks. How am I supposed to do that? While we go with that, how about we go to another segment?
Announcer: We’ll be back with more Vezon Tv. Wait, is this show still called that?
Teridax: Hello. My name is Makuta Teridax. You might remember me. You know, when I was just starting out as an evil villain, I had almost nothing to my name. Then one day, it all changed. All I had to do was kick out that fool Miserix and make everyone trust me. I want all of you to trust me, too. And soon, you, too, will be granted with great power. All you have to do is get out your wallets, credit cards, and whatever else you might have, and send them all to me! When you do, I will personally give you a seat of power in my new order.
Random announcer: This presentation is brought to you by this presentation.
Announcer: We are back to Vezon Tv. I am very confused right now.
Vezon: Oh, hey, viewers. I managed to scale up the cliff from where I jumped. I’m a bit nervous about going back over there. I mean, what can I really do at this point?
Hodge Podge: Need a hand there?
Vezon: AAAH! Zaktan look-alike!
Hodge Podge: No, you dolt. I am Hodge Podge, formerly associated with the Brotherhood of Morons.
Vezon: Have we met before?
Hodge Podge: I… don’t know. Blame the 2 year gap that we’ve been gone.
Vezon: Yeah… So how can you help me?
Hodge Podge: What better way to deal with insanity than MORE insanity?!
Vezon: I’m all for insanity and fun times, but wouldn’t that just make things worse?
Hodge Podge: Nonsense!
*Hodge Podge puts on his DJ gear and gets Vezon on his feet.*
Vezon: Where are you taking me?! I will not let myself be taken prisoner!
Hodge Podge: Relax. I’m just going to take you back to the studio, that’s all.
Vezon: Oh. If you’re one of the Maklooters, why are you being nice to me?
Hodge Podge: See, the word is “Makuta,” and I used to be one of them until that brainless oaf Icarax got me mutated and that science school reject Mutran got me even more mutated, as per the orders of that arrogant fool Teridax.
Vezon: Oh. Well, that makes sense.
Hodge Podge: Yup. The Brotherhood of Morons wrecked my life, so now I want to wreck theirs.
*That’s when they are interrupted by an accented female voice…*
Elitha: Get in line, Algorox.
Hodge Podge: That name no longer has any meaning to me! How do you even know who I am?
Elitha: I know more about you than you think. Like how you set up the events that led to the entire “The Shadowed One’s Ridiculous Mission” trilogy. And how The Shadowed One himself wound up in an alternate dimension because of your shenanigans where Teridax took over our universe and Icarax runs his enforcers.
Hodge Podge: What are you, some kind of anime fan?
Elitha: Yes, I am, but that is irrelevant to the matter at hand. My point is you’re just an insane fool made from a jumble of reject parts.
Hodge Podge: You got some kind of nerve!
Hodge Podge: Gump gump gump gump gump gump gump!
Vezon: Is… this a bad time?
Elitha: No, Vezon, stay.
Vezon: Ooh… I like the way you say my name.
Elitha, giggles: Well, then we might get along very nicely.
Vezon: Who are you, anyway, oh beautiful maiden of great knowledge?
Elitha: I am the solution.
No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
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