Most of us have seen the famous video series, and I couldn't find a topic on it. So, here's an unofficial discussion topic!
And in addition, we can make up our own, vote for the winner of others' creations, and discuss those too! Though if you do make one, keep it BZP-friendly.
I came up with an example.
Go look in a mirror, or maybe you wouldn't dare,
You're a split-lip, squid-head without any hair!
You got nothing on me, I'm the Glatorian of Fire,
You're a fail who goes to serve a Prophet of Liars!
You're blind if you missed that those days are done,
It's no use to rap with old geezers, it's no fun!
On Easy you'd be killed with one Plasma Rifle Blast,
Why are you even rapping when your planet's being glassed?!
Nice blade, Arbiter, acting tough with a glowy sword,
But when I set you on fire you'll be burned to the core!
That ornate suit of armor has only a fool in it,
Now run along before I go and call the Great Spirit!
Your best friend's a shiny guy, but he can't even walk right,
And I'm not scared at all when it's you who taught him to fight!
You make a big deal 'bout your fire but you can't even learn,
Not to rap like a Grunt and get trashed by my rap burns!
Who won? Who's next? You decide! XD