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[Applejack]

CHAPTER 1


Lewa: *Walks outside* Hi bum on the street
Bum: Give me help style_emoticons/default/sad.gif
Lewa: *Gives cup*
Bum: There's nothing in it
Lewa: Hope. I put hope in that cup
Bum: *Punches Lewa and walks off*
Lewa: Some people just will not accept help

*At the coffee shop*

*nothing happends*

*At the McJala's*

Jala the clown: Hi kids
Kids: You suck
JTC: *Beats kids up*
Police: Your under arrest!
JTC: Oh crud it's the Fuzz!!!
Fuzzy bear: What did I do?
JTC and Police: ......


*At Lewa's house*

Lewa: *Watching TV*
TV: Quit watching me. Im tired. Turn me off!
Lewa: style_emoticons/default/blink.gif


*At police HQ*
Police officer: Why did you beat them up?
JTC: They said I suck
Officer: You do
JTC: Wat you'd call my momma!!
Officer: What?
JTC: My foot!
Officer: Huh
JTC: They did not lose the game!!!
Officer: Put him in the looney bin!
Police: Ok *pulls out shrink ray* Here you go *shrinks Jala The Clown*
JTC: Ahhh
Police: *Throws mini Jala The Clown in bin marked Looney bin*


*At Awesome burger*

Pohatu: Welcome to Awesome burger home of the awesome burger my I take your order?
Kopaka: ......
Pohatu: Welcome to Awesome burger home of the awesome burger my I take your order?
Kopaka: ......
Pohatu: TELL ME!!!
Kopaka: .....
Pohatu: FREAKIN TELL ME!
Kopaka: .....
Pohatu: *Hits Kopka with stone slab*
Kopaka: style_emoticons/default/whiteflag.gif
Pohatu: Welcome to Awesome burger home of the awesome burger my I take your order?
Gali: An awesome burger
Pohatu: Okey dokey!

*At Tahu's video game store*

Tahu: You don't want that game! It's for little matoran
Little matoran: I am a little matoran
Tahu: do you have any money?\
Little Matoran: No.
Tahu: then get the #### out! *kicks LM out*


*At the old people home*

Vakama: I wanna go to the amusement park!
Nurse Hahli: No!
Vakama: I wanna go!!!
Hahli: I said no!!!
Vakama: Why!>??
Hahli: Aghgggh *Takes pillow and smuthers Vakama*
Crowd of old people: Yay!!!

*At McJala's*
Kongu: we're getting sued!
Hewki: By who>?
Kongu: Some little brat's parents
Some little Brat: my parents are'nt sueing you
Hewki + Kongu: style_emoticons/default/blink.gif


*At Barnes and Noble*

Barnes and noble employee: Who are you?
ToaLewa31: The author of the comedy
B&N Employee: style_emoticons/default/blink.gif(IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
TL31: Nevermind

[A Toa Hero]

I can describe this in a word: random. Sure it was pretty funny in a slapsticky kinda way, but I prefer sense.

(BTW Jala was definitely the best)

[Applejack]

BIONICLE LIFE CHAPTER 2

Waiter: Hi welcome, we like to make sure our customer is satisied here at TGI-
Tahu: yeah that fine and dandy but I don't care, can I get a coke
Waiter: oh is pepsi okay
Tahu: You know what I’ll just get a burger
Waiter: ribs okay
Tahu: Just tell me where the restroom is
Waiter: Is bathroom okay?
Tahu: Whatever just tell me where it is
Waiter: Okay you are going to take a left and the bathroom is on the right, unless you are sitting on the left side then the mens room is on the LEFT and the bathroom is on the right
Tahu: let me speak to your manager
Waiter: Supervisor okay?
Supervisor: Is there a problem sir?
Tahu: Yes this waiter has really been anoying me
waiter: Is pestering okay
Tahu: See he won’t give me what I want
Waiter: Is what you need okay
Tahu: See?
Supervisor: I can’t see but I have examined your perspective
Tahu: I have been completely unsatisfied
Supervisor:that is unacceptable, here @ T.G.I Tuesday-
Tahu: Wait I thought this was TGI Friday’s
Supervisor: Oh no we're their Agori rip off, TGI Tuesdays!
Tahu: okay I’ll just go to Bula Berry Garden!
Waiter: Is Makuta Grills okay?
Tahu: you know what yes it is okay!
Waiter: Oh sorry it’s closed!
Tahu: (screams) I can’t take it anymore, I can’t have coke I have to have pepsi, I can’t have a burger I have to have ribs, I can’t use the bathroom I have to use the men’s room, I can’t even talk to the manager I have to settle for a supervisor?
Supervisor: hey I’m right here
Tahu: I don’t care anymore I just want to eat, I’m going to McJala's!!
Waiter: is Burger Toa okay?
Tahu: NO!!!!!!

Elsewhere...

Turage Dume: Welcome to... THE COURT OF DUME!
*court music starts playing*
Narrator: Hafu is here today to sue Jala the Clown, and McJala's for abuse! He says he walked in McJala's and was abused by the clown after he said he thinks clowns don't work hard enough!
He's suing for 5,000 dollars!
*Jala the clown walks in*
Narrator: Jala the clown says that isn't what happened. He claims he was kicked repeatedly by Hafu and his friends after he made a comment about how he doesn't want a kid of his own... He's being accused of... clowning around!
Counterclaim has been filed, for $2,500.

NEXT TIME: DUMES' COURT!