Posted Apr 08 2012 - 06:25 PM
BIONICLE LIFE CHAPTER 2Waiter: Hi welcome, we like to make sure our customer is satisied here at TGI-Tahu: yeah that fine and dandy but I don't care, can I get a cokeWaiter: oh is pepsi okayTahu: You know what I’ll just get a burgerWaiter: ribs okayTahu: Just tell me where the restroom isWaiter: Is bathroom okay?Tahu: Whatever just tell me where it isWaiter: Okay you are going to take a left and the bathroom is on the right, unless you are sitting on the left side then the mens room is on the LEFT and the bathroom is on the rightTahu: let me speak to your managerWaiter: Supervisor okay?Supervisor: Is there a problem sir?Tahu: Yes this waiter has really been anoying mewaiter: Is pestering okayTahu: See he won’t give me what I wantWaiter: Is what you need okayTahu: See?Supervisor: I can’t see but I have examined your perspectiveTahu: I have been completely unsatisfiedSupervisor:that is unacceptable, here @ T.G.I Tuesday-Tahu: Wait I thought this was TGI Friday’sSupervisor: Oh no we're their Agori rip off, TGI Tuesdays!Tahu: okay I’ll just go to Bula Berry Garden!Waiter: Is Makuta Grills okay?Tahu: you know what yes it is okay!Waiter: Oh sorry it’s closed!Tahu: (screams) I can’t take it anymore, I can’t have coke I have to have pepsi, I can’t have a burger I have to have ribs, I can’t use the bathroom I have to use the men’s room, I can’t even talk to the manager I have to settle for a supervisor?Supervisor: hey I’m right hereTahu: I don’t care anymore I just want to eat, I’m going to McJala's!!Waiter: is Burger Toa okay?Tahu: NO!!!!!!Elsewhere...Turage Dume: Welcome to... THE COURT OF DUME!*court music starts playing*Narrator: Hafu is here today to sue Jala the Clown, and McJala's for abuse! He says he walked in McJala's and was abused by the clown after he said he thinks clowns don't work hard enough!He's suing for 5,000 dollars!*Jala the clown walks in*Narrator: Jala the clown says that isn't what happened. He claims he was kicked repeatedly by Hafu and his friends after he made a comment about how he doesn't want a kid of his own... He's being accused of... clowning around!Counterclaim has been filed, for $2,500.NEXT TIME: DUMES' COURT!