Hello, everyone! Phovos the Raptor here! Just editing this first post. If you're just getting into this comedy and can't face reading the old, bad stuff, I suggest you jump to this post where the good stuff starts to happen: Clicky!
Here's a quick intro for the characters too.
Nuhvok-Kal: Old and grumpy and annoying.
Lehvak-Kal: Little baby who loves doing practical jokes and enjoys annoying and hurting people.
Gahlok-Kal: Slightly dumb. Slightly feminine. Fairly normal. Breaks electronic equipment.
Tahnok-Kal: The Nice Guy. Gets sad very easily.
Pahrak-Kal: Slow but he'll get there eventually. He's also amazing at cooking and cleaning.
Kohrak-Kal: The Sensible One. If you want a normal conversation, Kohrak's the guy to speak to. Also enjoys singing.
Other characters include me (Phovos), The RED Team, Turahk, Pohatu Nuva, Veekay, The BLU Team and Random Guest Stars...
Welcome back to BZP everyone. You probably don't remember me, but I'm Phovos, the insane little Raptor born from the Bionicle Universe and now with my own story and everything.
And I am Tahnok-Kal, also known as Teekay. You remember me, right? Well, I'm the guy who built Phovos. I'm also a Bohrok. Yay.
And I am Elkay, a parallel Bohrok just like Tahnok there. That Lehvak-Kal is the original guy from the proper Bionicle Universe.
And as we are here, I am the original Tahnok-Kal from the proper universe as well. Please excuse me while I ignore you all.
You can talk, Tahnok, you don't have mental issues. And you're not the male equivalent of a Bahrag.
A valid point. But you are not human like those two freaks over there...
Hey, Doc, Ah believe we are lost.
Ja... I believe so, mein freund... Zhis is not zhe remains of zhe BLU base of Teufort...
Medic, Engineer, get lost. This is for bio-mechanical beings only!
Ah'll get out me gunslinger then.
You moron! He means like zhose creatures zhere!
Oh... Well, I'll bugger off then...
Good idea, guys... Anyway, don't mind them. They are just morons like the rest of us. Oh, by the way, Teekay, is this an introduction?
No, it's more like us randomly talking at people who aren't here and really just don't care.
Can I speak now?
Oh yeah. We forgot a few people. The rest of the Bohrok-Kal speak in their old colours. Blue for Gahlok, black for Nuhvok, brown for Pahrak and light grey for Kohrak. I suppose you remember those guys too, right?
No one here remembers us, little Raptor. We are old in the minds of the young ones...
Is it me or has our leader become rather philosophical?
Sorry, Kohrak, can't hear you. Use a darker colour.
Is this better?
Nope, still can't hea..
Ignore him, Kohrak, he's just messing with you again.
Also, yes, Tahnok is now all grumpy and stuff. Not much has changed then. Also, I think I've changed gender yet again.
You change gender almost daily, Gahlok.
No I don't!
Are you two going to argue over nothing in our first chapter?
Hey, it amuses some people.
Plus, it isn't your first chapter. It's your first chapter on a new forum.
Coming from someone who makes it up as he goes along.
Blame Phovos for that. Plus, she's the poor blighter who has to type all this rubbish out.
It's not that bad. Means I can practice a bit. Also, it means I can pretend to make you say things. I could make you say that...
Phovos, I'll electrocute you...
As will I. I do not wish...
Eh, shut it, Tahnok. We kinda don't like your new outlook.
I hate Microsoft Outlook. Always crashes.
Are we done yet?
GET LOST, ENGINEER.
Nah, let the humans stay. I find them amusing.
No, but I am sure their blood will make for good oil...
Er... Doc, does that respawn machine work in different universes?
I have no idea.
I'm getting my shotgun.
I am getting my medigun,..
That won't work either.
Okay, I'm confused.
You're not the only one...
Edited by Phovos the Raptor, May 08 2013 - 12:52 AM.