Dragon riding sucks? But this is awesome!
Yes! This is amazing! It's like a dream come true! A very cold dream in which Phovos is even worse than normal.
You Daedra speak as if you know me.
We know a Phovos. Not you. You're... I dunno. More realistic.
And you are all very strange beings...
It means 'Thank you' in German.
What is German?
I give up...
Lehvak, this is like a parallel universe. There's no Germany here. Or Kolasi.
No Spherus Magna either?
Please do not mention that stupid Eye of Magnus. The Mage College nearly destroyed itself because of that.
I... I wasn't talking about that at all...
AAAAH! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE SPIDERS DOWN THERE!
Oh? Oh... Wow. They're bigger than us.
They are just frostbite spiders. Their venom can be quite dangerous though.
EEEEEH! I HATE SPIDERS! AND VISORAK!
Calm down, Gahlok. We're on the back of a dragon. I'm sure they won't bother us...
Lokmahro, are we there yet?
Yes. Let me land.
Good. These Daedra are bothering me... Oh dear, what is going on here.
T-that... That is Miraak... Please excuse me while I make a hasty retreat... Before he devours me...
This looks like quite a mess...
I could probably close or change that portal.
Sure. I'm good at that sort of thing. Most portals are just gravitational rips in space-time anyway.
That made very little sense...
You're going to fight with a bow?
Shh. A sneak attack will lower his health, meaning the battle will end fast.
None can defeat me! Not even you, little, pathetic Dragonborn.
That's not very nice.
Don't worry, guys and gal, I got this.
Argh... What is happening? What is...
His head... It just exploded...
Aw, and there I was, hoping for a cool, interesting battle between two Dragonborns and a bunch of dragons.
Dovahkin los Saviik!
We have been saved... Again...
The Dragon-Eater has been destroyed...
Miraak... He harvests our souls to become more powerful...
Which is why you ran away like a sissy.
Los onik wah ru. Dinok los dur.
What did he say?
Probably something about how running away is wise and that death is bad.
How did you know?
What, I was right? Wow. Random guess wins the day!
As does making the bad guy's head implode.
I'm gonna grab that guy's pointy stick.
I have already looted the body. This staff is...
No. This staff can be used to create portals to other realms. It is unsafe.
We could use it to go home!
I could take us home whenever I want.
Jee, thanks. You're so useful, Nuhvok.
Yeah. Now close that dumb portal before I hit you.
What do we do with this staff? I do not trust myself with it.
We shall take it back to Paarthurnax. He will guard it.
Oh, lucky him.
I want to go home now.
Why? This place is cool. And everyone keeps on calling us Daedra.
That is not a good name to be known by. Most Daedra are evil.
We were considered evil back home anyway. Well, until we all got killed in horrible ways... Bloody Toa.
That is... Most unusual, little being.
We're called Bohrok.
Let us leave now, Phovos, before my fellow Dov attack us.
I'm sure they're fine. They probably saw what Lehvak did and decided to lay low for now.
Well, if I saw what I did, I'd lay low too.
That made little sense.
CAN WE GO NOW PLEASE? Those spiders over there are scaring me.
Yeah, sure. When we get back, remind me to have a go at the real Phovos. That fight was really anticlimactic. I mean, I know she can write decent fights, yet this one was just stupid!
But long fights are just repetitive these days.
What is going on here?
Oh dear. They're snogging.
D'aw, it's romantic.
Bleugh. Let's go home.
Bye bye! Thanks, Lokmahro!
What? We all know that was a stupid adventure!
Eh, it was alright...
Oh, hi, you three! Where on Kolasi have you been?
Huh. Well, glad you're back. I baked cookies. Because... Erm... We kinda ate all of Pahrak's ones...