The first eleven chapters or so with the contents list and characters list! (Very random and outdated. May post the updated contents list and character list later)
The wiki page!
I suppose I have to post the next chapter....
BTW, we really need some critics.Inform me when there is the Critics Club.
The Insectophobic Comedian
Trad: So, B. How did the shopping expedition go?
Bayonetta: Quite well. But I racked up quite a debt.
Trad: How much?
Bayonetta: One hundred million widgets.
Trad: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (This goes on for some time) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…….............
Bayonetta: Shut up! *Throttles Trad with her hair which has turned into hands*
Trad: OK! OK! *cough* Stop it! I didn’t buy that much since I went into that MEGA SALE dimension! What did you buy?
Bayonetta: : I bought lots of useless stuff but most notably: Yeo Zhi Peng, the Paris Hilton Voodoo doll and a new PGS-
Yeo Zhi Peng: Hi guys! How are you Ge-
Bayonetta: Shut up. As I was saying, I also bought some Kanohi, someone’s hair, a series of contradictorying things that you didn’t asked for, an Annoying Orange-
Annoying Orange: Hello hairy woman and shy guy!
Trad and Bayonetta: SHUT UP! * Makes the A.O. into orange juice*
Bayonetta: and some truckloads of dresses.That was it really.
Trad: No shoes?
Bayonetta: Nothing else.
Trad: Here’s the money, then-what the heck a FIKOU SPIDER!
Bayonetta: Really? Where?
MNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! (F1 racer effects)
Bayonetta *A bit shell shocked*: *Flat on the floor* Excuse me, Trad, but I am not a piece of wrinkled cloth! *Waits* Trad? Trad! *Reflates herself* Mata Nui. *Gapes at a Trad-shaped hole in the 3 foot concrete wall* Wow. Wait REZNAS!
Reznas: *Extremely flat on the floor* A Tathorak, an energy hound, a Kane-Ra and a Muaka just ran over meand went upstairs!
Bayonetta: No, that was Trad. He had a sudden bout of arachnophobia. Wait. What was that?
*Clanging noises come from above,
Scaring little people and make everyone wonder-
Reznas: Stop it, R.K. We called you to do the narration, not write stupid poems!
Reznas: Shut up!
Reznas: What is it? *Turns around* WHERE DID HE GET THAT HAZMAT SUIT? THAT WAS MINE!
Bayonetta: Why do you wear a hazmat suit? But most important…. STOP HIM FROM DESTROYING THE WHOLE PLACE!
Trad: where is that spider? !
Jalla199: *wakes up and walks to the banisters* SHUT HIM UP! I NEED TO SLEEP!
Trad: YOU SHUT UP! * Sprays Jalla199 with acids*
Jalla199: Get a life! *Shuffles back to his room*
Trad: DIE! DIE! *Trying to kill the spider with miserable results*
Reznas: I have to attend to something guys, call me if you need me!
Bayonetta: I’ll follow you! I need to get some shoes!
*The door is getting hammered*
Reznas: B, ready?
Reznas: OK, you open it.
Bayonetta: Why should I? You do it!
Reznas: I’ll be your backup! Open the door!
Person outside the door: Will one of you Fudgetards open this *EXPLEXITIVE* DOOR?!
Bayonetta: Reznas, go open it!
Bayonetta: Don’t worry! I’ll be your backup!
Reznas: No! I’ll be your backup!
Person outside the door: URH…. Worst case scenario then.*opens the door, only to get zapped by one of the traps.* *In a horrible voice* Someone… should…go to a …. shrink…..
Reznas: Wait, who are you?
Person at the door: I’m Trad, you clothead.
Reznas: No, you’re not!
Person at the door: That moron running around is not me. That is Toa Ruthless.
Bayonetta: What is he doing here then?
Trad: Keeping you hyenas on a leash. Now, what happened?
*In an another room*
Toa Ruthless: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! It’s crawling all over me! It’s having babies in my hair! It’s biting off my ears! It’s sucking off my eyeballs! Get off me, you grotesque monster of a spider!
Trad: OK….Ruthless, get out, please.
Toa Ruthless: GET THIS FRIGGING SPIDER OFF ME!
Trad: Fine…*Drags Toa Ruthless into another room and starts shaking him by the heels, dipping him into turpentine and all sorts of nasty things that don’t bear mentioning* I thought you were ruthless? Surely a spider can’t make you weak?
Toa Ruthless: I had a horrible experience with one as a kid…..
Toa Ruth: Give this to me!
Toa Ruthless: It’s my teddy muaka!
Toa Ruth: Fine. *Throws a Reconstitute at random disk at the teddy bear, causing it
to become a spider*
Toa Ruthless: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*End of flashback*
Toa Ruthless: So that’s why I fear spiders.
*In another room*
Bayonetta: Oh, look , the spider’s here. Nom. *Eats it*
Reznas: Oh, yuck.
Hapori Dume: Where is the Spy?
Angel Techie: He’s been dissolved by hydrochloric acid and gastric juices, sir.
Hapori Dume: This is the last time we send spies as spiders to commit sabotage!
Comments are necessary. I need the criticisms to improve.
Edited by TradTheMentalist, Apr 08 2012 - 03:24 AM.