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yknow if most people cant tell if youre joking or not you should probably just try writing better jokes

thats cause crabs are gay. sorry i dont make the rules

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Yikes. I gotta be honest, this is a bad take if ever I saw one. Reproductive ability is not, never has been, and never will be a necessary prerequisite to loving or being loved by someone. To suggest otherwise is to suggest that people who are sterile due to age or disability, people who don't want kids, etc. are condemned to lives of loneliness, and that is some steaming hot garbage. Have you considered that a lot of people fall in love with others based on who they are as PEOPLE rather than out of any desire or ability to procreate? If you honestly believe all that tripe I've gotta say, YOU'RE the one objectifying the concept of romance by trying to boil it down to some crude biological need, and you've been deceived way worse than anybody else in this topic, "venom of the serpent" (whatever THAT is) notwithstanding. I hope maybe one day you understand what love actually means as opposed to the ludicrous lies you've been sold. scott i am going to actually thank you in person at brickfair for this post, whenever i see you next

anyway korgot is my wife and there's nothing you can do about it i forgot to mention jo is my other bionicle wife. im blessed

ngl..... mine's krahka

that's her secret, Cap... her memes are always deep fried

ha ha gay

oh no Oh No [the faint sound of iron maiden playing in the distance]

i like the thing that you like (a Lot) and i am also slightly impressed that that username wasn't already taken

time travel, you say?

"LEGOs", "Legos" and "legos" may not be correct, but here's another fun fact for you almost no one cares

one book for one year of story has happened to Bionicle before. the books retroactively written for years 1 through 3 (except mask of light) served their purpose just fine imo (aside from all their weird Hapka-isms).

i'd be interested in buying the Scorpio mask when the time rolls around, provided that you'd be willing to part with it for something more reasonable than the current state of affairs on eBay.

so did everyone else. i just looked it up though, and they're all between 15 and 17. it's weird

count me in.

joined at the crotch and you're to blame you give AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

so i'm a huge Rock Band fan (been playing for years; i do custom charts and everything), and i need to talk about rhythm games to people who might kind of care instead of ranting at my half-dozen twitter followers who largely don't give a flying V. someone on bzpower has to be interested in this stuff, right? (i'm kidding. i know someone is. harmonix actually follows black six on twitter. look if you don't believe me) anyway, i thought in light of today's DLC announcement for Rock Band 4, and with the game just over a month away, it would be a good time to try and start up a thread about this stuff here. so hey, what are people's thoughts on the second coming of rock games? personally i'm disappointed in harmonix's choice to leave out keys in RB4...but i'm holding out hope for an upgrade sometime in the future. the setlist looks decent, but there are so many songs on there that i'd so much rather play with a keyboard. (also, since Rock Band/Guitar Hero is still kind of too specific for a thread on BZP, i figure this could also serve as a rhythm game general thread. knock yourselves out)

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Yi. YIIII! Yi...?

i'd think that the fact that TMD included the line would indicate that he does, in fact, care (as do i and a fair few million other people) and i find it funny how you're basically just kinda elbow-nudging him and going "cmon dude, you're not supposed to care about women, you know? be real with me, you're faking it aren't ya"

TIS I! never fear, Tahu Belmont is here to destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear (also this metaphor works well because about 1/6 of the named Belmonts are female)

i take it all back. someone hit up the story team, we're making these canon.