{Adam Jensen}

Pierce, you have to stop dying. You too, Shaundi.

That's illegit, sir.

When does Blair get out of my life?

This is awful. My family got robbed of 2,000 dollars in credit/debit card cash. It was all spent on Steam games! How're we gonna recover 2,000 dollars?

This is awful. My family got robbed of 2,000 dollars in credit/debit card cash. It was all spent on Steam games! How're we gonna recover 2,000 dollars?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Dark Souls is being SO DIFFICULT! ORNSTEIN! STOP STABBING ME TO DEATH WITH YOUR SPEAR! AGBLTH!

Cakes. You know.

A brony trolled a day that isn't on BZP keeps the bronies away.

A brony trolled a day that isn't on BZP keeps the bronies away.

Bronies are not for chortles. Only for crunching.

God no. The bronies got you too!? Oh god.

lemons

Lemonadeers.

Don't become a brony yourself. Bad stuff happens when you're one, and it's pretty disturbing.

Nope.

If you ask for derps, I'm gonna say "Nope".

Mirakaaaaa! It's good to see you! Your eyes may be still disturbing, howeever, still loving those comics. I'm looking and reading them through your deviantArt. Let us rejoice for the return of BZPower! PRAISE HAPORI TOHU!

@Vahi

The number you have dialed is out of porkchops, miss.

It's cool now. I'm sorry, I was actually not very happy that day either, some things happened that day and I wasn't happy. I'm sorry about that, Mira, promise that it won't happen again.

I know, but it's just that she forgot me... She forgot me in the Halloween and the Thanksgiving comic. I'm not so forgiving when someone says they forgot.

I AM in New Orlean. Just in a nearby town is all. Plus, those witches cut everyone into shreds and gets ###### off too easily.

Alright, I'll let you know.

Third person Ragnorak(Did I get that right?), non~?

You and Keith are pretty enticed to beer, shall I say?

Surprise, Karkat.