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  1. Season 2 Chapter 3 The Doctor Breez: Great. We’re heading for a planet that seems to be falling apart.Corroder: (is holding on to Breez) How strange can this universe get?Breez: Could you please let go of me, Corroder?Corroder: No. I’m afraid.Breez: I’ll give you another reason to be afraid if you don’t let go this instant!Corroder: *holds on to Breez even tighter*Breez: We’re gonna hit that planet soon. And we’re gonna die doing that.Corroder: *holds on to Breez even tighter*Breez & Corroder: *hit something soft*Corroder: What was that? *finally lets go of Breez*Breez: Some sort of soft, gooey organic yuck.Corroder: A big pile of slime?Breez: Or something.A voice nearby: Greetings, Hero scum!Corroder: I’m a villain.Voice: Ah, okay. Then you’re on my side.Breez: Who are you?Voice: Your greatest nightmare.Breez: My greatest nightmare is a 500 foot tall walking doughnut.Voice: Your second greatest nightmare, then.Breez: My second greatest nightmare is a 499 foot tall walking doughnut.Voice: Rats.Breez: So who are you?Voice: The king of this land, known to you wretched Heroes as “Witch Doctor”Breez: And what is this planet?Witch Doctor: Welcome to the rather ugly, very dangerous, very polluted planet of Quatros.Breez: Doesn’t it have that Quaza stuff?Witch Doctor: No no no no no no no! That’s Quatros you’re thinking of. This place only has some really cute animals.Breez: But you just said THIS planet is Quatros!Witch Doctor: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, I did indeed.Breez: So there are two Quatroses?Witch Doctor: Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!Corroder: Wow! This place is beautiful! The pollution everywhere makes it look spectacular! Are there any places one can live here?Witch Doctor: Well, in the Bionicle – populated area of the planet there are a couple of places.Corroder: Like?Witch Doctor: Well, closest is definitely Ackar’s Old Age Residence. Then there’s Nokama’s School for Nerds, that has some rooms.Breez: What are you doing here, skeleton doctor?Witch Doctor: I’m working, of course!Breez: Working? For who?Witch Doctor: Vastus’ Laboratories, of course!Corroder: Is there any way I could join you?Witch Doctor: You’ll have to ask Vastus about that.Corroder: *goes to ask Vastus*Vastus: Good afternoon, mr. Corroder.Corroder: How do you know my name?Vastus: I know everything, mr. Corroder.Corroder: What a nerd.Vastus: *gets up and punches Corroder in the face* Take THAT, mr. Corroder! Corroder: *stabs Vastus to death* Take THAT, nerd! *returns to Witch Doctor and Breez*Witch Doctor: And?Corroder: I hope you don’t mind, I killed your boss.Witch Doctor: Woohoo! – I mean, how terrible.Breez: So what are you gonna do now, unemployed Witch Doctor?Witch Doctor: Party! – I mean, be awfully sad about my bosses death.Breez: Did Vastus have any other employees?Witch Doctor: Oh, a bunch of Raw-Jaw’s, a couple of Fangs’, a few Waspix’s and two Scrpio’s.Breez: What will they do?Witch Doctor: Obey me. Like you.Breez: I’m not gonna obey you.Corroder: I AM going to obey you.Witch Doctor: Well, I guess the girl will have to join Vastus… *prepares to stab Breez*Breez: *runs away*Corroder: I’d like to meet a Raw-Jaw, is that possible?Witch Doctor: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, it is possible.Corroder: Oh.Witch Doctor: RAW-JAW! COME HERE, SOMEBODY WANTS TO MEET YOU!Raw-Jaw: Oh hiya doc!Witch Doctor: Corroder here wants to meet you.Raw-Jaw: Oh hiya Corey!Corroder: My name is Corroder, Raw-Jaw.Raw-Jaw: Does ya want me to impress ya by biting finger off?Corroder: No.Witch Doctor: See, Corroder, this Raw-Jaw is not very intelligent. That’s why I like him so much.Corroder: Well, he’s better than that nerdy Vastus.Scene: in polluted woods near a polluted riverBreez: Great! Just great! I’m stuck on an alien planet where everybody is out to kill me except Corroder.A mysterious green figure jumps down from a tree.Mysterious figure: I-you know-don’t know what you-me mean-don’t mean.Breez: Who are you?Mysterious figure: I’m-You’re somebody-something stuck-not stuck on this junk-planet after-before I-you crashed-fixed my-your Axalara T9-Rockoh T3 nearby-far away escaping-returning Spherus Magna from the attack of Heroes-#######.Breez: So you’re a Bionicle?Bionicle: Yes-no. What about you-me?Breez: Me- me too.Bionicle: I’m-you’re Toa-Hero Lewa Nuva, Toa-Hero of Air-earth. Breez: I’m Br- I’m a Toa too. And when you speak like that I can’t understand you.Lewa: Does you prefer me speak like dis?Breez: If that’s the only alternative, yes.Lewa: peep peep poop peep poop.Breez: Go back to the second one, weirdo.End of chapter 3Words: 784
  2. 1. Not much, a bit.2. I'm 6 months older and got addicted to Star Wars3. Not really.4. *Insert pointless answer here*
  3. I've never played Portal, but this looks awesome. The Visorak bodies work great and that red part in the centre stands out a lot. 9/10
  4. This is actually really creepy, in a positive way of course. The head is magnificent and the legs look all mechanical, which is great. This is 10/10, definately.
  5. Very nice and detailed. The lighting in the pictures is great. I especially like the chest. Beautiful, 9.5/10
  6. The bike is nice and complicated with a elegant colour scheme. The front part looks a bit odd, but not that bad. Bike - 8.5/10Aeiss has a truly beautiful colour scheme. Both weapons are very nice Aeiss - 9/10
  7. These are all great, but the first is undoubtedly the best. That teal is used very well. The others are also very nice. The Toa of plantlife is second - best. Jorasha - 9.5/10 Naran - 7/10 Jauro - 8/10
  8. Wonderful! The arms and legs look really beautiful. The body is very nice, all the pieces fit perfectly! It's very smooth and I like the name. 10/10
  9. Very nice, I like it a lot! The colour scheme is perfect and the build is very nice and fairly complicated, I especially like the arms. The cape is a nice touch, too. The Thornax Launcher piece on the sword I'm not crazy about, but I suppose the colour works well. Very nice MOC, 9.5/10
  10. Because it would be strange if they were zombies.Why did Hahli grow a mustache?
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