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Status Updates posted by HeavyMetalSunshineSister
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Hey, I have no idea if you'll ever see this. Hope you're doing well!
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I have literally blasted Doom, the bonus track from Beyond the Red Mirror, for about five hours today. Still listening to it.
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No one reads PMs from me, but on the plus side my PMs are all either me being salty about things that happened in 2003 or bicycles made of spiders.
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The possibility of someone taking what I type into this box seriously is almost as worrying to me as the even more remote possibility of me one day wanting someone to take it seriously.
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Am I wrong though? Have I spoken falsely? Of course I have, just not about this. And usually with air-quotes. Which makes it loop back around to truth.
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I just heard the stereo mix of Lightning Frightening for the first time. It's... the instruments sound objectively better, but there was something about the bare-bones feel of the mono mix that really fit the song, and it's weird to find out that was just an artifact of wonky mixing.
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The opening of the Blind Guardian song Distant Memories is the coolest thing I've heard today.
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I'm running out of orange produce, but I just need you to know that carrots are inherently untrustworthy.
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The thousand injuries of some persimmon I had borne as best I could, but when he [REDACTED] I vowed to get petty.
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A pumpkin has Done Me Wrong and I am Upset.
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URGENT: Only men are allowed to be easily amused. Looking like one will not save you - the first verbal reminder of this law will ensure that you are no longer amused.
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Can this random animal I plucked from a tree predict winter weather? Badly.
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I may be incompetent, but at least I... okay well no, I don't look good while doing it, but I sound good.
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Limes seemed fun until I remembered I'm too broke to afford produce. Now I feel betrayed.
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One of these days I'm gonna make a good decision but right now limes seem pretty fun.
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It's a good thing nobody reads messages from me, or else I might not be fast enough to edit out the regrettable ones.
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Do I have the worst taste in music? Buddy. Pal. I can spend an entire day jumping between cheesy viking metal and cheesier steampunk music. What does that tell you? (Hint: It tells you yes and I love it)
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Whenever I post in a topic and then nobody else does for a few days, I worry that I killed it. Like, what if my last reply was so incomprehensibly awful that no one has any words? What if no one has any words because I took them all, glued them together like some terrible third-grade art project, and used them to desecrate the very concept of language - without even knowing I was doing it?
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I mean, prescriptivism is a silly approach to language, but there's no need to Godwin it.