Matoro Lives

I was born many many parsecs ago, to a hamster named jim. When I was 8 my parents were killed in a freak bowling accident. I was adopted by an Albanian woman with excruciatingly severe body odor, and lived out the rest of my childhood in peace. My early adulthood is classified and if I tell you about it I will have to kill you. Using the money I earned from my job, I was able to retire early. Now I waste time on BZPower.

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