A MAN HAS FALLEN FOR A MAN IN LEGO CITY!
But as everyone knows, love isn't canon. This update prompts a cultural revolution in Lego City, marked by debate, political upheaval, rampant disregard of standards and practices, and one lone figure by the name of GregF crying in the town square. The city is in chaos, and eventually begins a civil war. Lines are drawn and battle begins over the immortal questions, "but can Bonkles love?" and "how much of Bionicle lore also affects Lego general canon?" As fighting continues and new LEGO City sets only cover interesting topics like fire and police, gas station playsets begin to stop production and as a result, gas prices skyrocket. This causes motor vehicles of all kinds to be completely abandoned, left for scrap parts used to assemble primitive siege technology and flick-fire launchers.
The docks become graveyards of ABS plastic, all waterlogged and submerged at the bottom of the LEGO City river. A lone figure watches from an empty cave miles outside of the city, observing the carnage. He waits patiently as the battle's front moves from these boneyards to the city proper, with the new fire stations and police cars turning to rubble by the day. When the waters are sufficiently safe, he dons a scuba backpack and descends to the bottom of the river. He looks around at the sunken vessels until he spots his target, a glint of metal catching his eye. He spots a spearfishing pole, mostly covered by algae, resting on the deck of an old abandoned fishing boat. The figure chuckles, and swims to a chest beside the primitive gun, the dank fur of a great cat still impaled on the hook. He firmly grasps the handles of the chest and laboriously pulls it to the surface above.
The lone figure chuckles as he sees his life's desire, the Kanohi Ignika resting within the chest. He removes his scuba gear to reveal the yellow gleam of a LEGO City minifigure. It was this figure who fell for a man in LEGO City, coldly calculating his romance to cause just this upheaval in the city. He tears at his face, ripping yellow apart as he reveals his true, Bionicle-looking face under the System disguise. Dallior begins to smirk, then to chuckle, which then turns into a roaring laugh. He then sheds a tear, as he is finally able to whisper the words he had not heard for what felt like generations...
"My mask."