My interests include search'n fer Texas tee and sell'n furniture.<br />My wife's name is Nelly and we live on that there foundation built on the solid truths and principles of our founding fathers that brought us to this blessed land. <br /> Sadly, my wife Nelly left me for some traveling merchant last fall. He somehow found a way to break our love by sell'n postage stamps and hats.<br /> I become a super hero called The Master Of The Pigeons.<br />I fight bad guys like traveling merchants and lamp salesmen. One day, I will find that there filthy varmit that stole my dearly beloved Nelly.<br /> Anywho, back to the subject. I dislike your youthful voodoo music and your boosh boxes in your new convertibles. Its too loud and downright foolish. Y'all behave or I'll have to shoot yar down like a bunch of turkeys on thanksgivin'<br />I gotta go, my baked bean phone has been a ringing off da hook.<br /><br />Your friend, Uncle Harvey
