Metallic O'Dalek

Does this cheer you up? Kumquat Revolution Oh, it happened in the year of the ducky, Way back in ’07. It was the year o’ the Kumquat revolts, Starting in Paris, France. Some say it started in the fryer, others say the Eiffel Tower, I however know the truth, it happened in the Belfry. They just jumped up in May, and attacked Brother Ray. He screamed for help, but soon went silent as his dear old mother. They ran out the door, and down the steps, running down some tourists. As they went out to the street, they broke another’s wrists. Oh what a terrible sight to see, I’d never wish it on another. The Kumquats, they were everywhere, breaking down all the office doors, And ran down the peddlers. After all this, the army came, and they fought a losing battle. But after hours of fightin’ they turned the tides, And brought out the Kumquat cannons. These were mighty, and fought well, blowing ‘em to smithereens, With nothin’ left to tell of. Two days later, the city was gone, and not a Kumquat left, Where they went, and where they are, To this day remains a mystery to all but one. Me. I know where they went, And I know where they are, But for this planets safety, I’m not tellin’.

That's all for now, folks. Please, be kind, reply.

I have connections, you know.

Older? No, no. I have one more year of life (hopefully) than you do.

This Saturday is gonna be fun, fun, fun! > The Youth Pastor at my Church has been invited by another Church to go Four by Fouring in Jeeps on Saturday, and he's been inviting the guys from our Youth Group to join him in his Jeep. This is good, because I'm in the Youth Group, and will be coming along.

Jaller. Definiately Jaller. I mean, why kill Hahli? If you killed Hahli, who would be a voice of reason, holding the others together? Then again, killing her would lead to another plot twist, plus, the others would have one less thing to fight over. Hmm.

Fourteen, or maybe Fifteen...

Forget crasher, I think I'll do worse than that... Forget that, I have it all figured out... I think I'll come in with twenty boomboxes blasting Pillar's song "Frontline", followed by fifty armed Dalek Troopers, each carrying both weapons and twenty Boomboxes, also blasting "Frontline" at top volume. Oh, did I mention it would be during the vows?

1. Chinchillas are never not awsome. 2. Chinchillas are the supreme beings of the Universe. 3. Never use a rattlesnake as a hockey stick, it might strike back. 4. Never throw Porcuipines in a balloon store. 5. Never use Bubblegum as an airbag.

How dare you hate cats! :angry:

It's called "Artificial Gravity".

Ha ha ha! I beat everyone here! Uh... ahem... what was I here for again? Ah! That's right! I think I'll enter this contest (even though I'll probably win lose). Say, why is it such a long time till the end?

Yes, but I do.

The following footage comes from the camera an insecure Scottish farmer mounted on his barn, on the side that overlooks his cow pasture! We believe that the cows were taken to the mothership to be slaughtered, we also believe that the Mothership may very well be that blue dot at the top, only appearing while the shuttles are in the pastures. However, we will not be sure until we get word back from the marine forces we sent up. Here is a quote directly from the Farmer himself: If you didn't believe before, you should now! We will keep you updated as morw news comes out. Keeping you safe, that Dalek News. P.S. - No cows were harmed in the making of this video.

A... Microbe?

An Amoeba.

How to make a Bat Burger: 1.) Go to your local bat cave. 2.) Catch Bat. 3.) Buy buns and condiments. 4.) Make fire. 5.) Cook Bat. 6.) Stick Medium-well done bat on bun. 7.) Add condiments. 8.) Enjoy.

Happy early birthday!

Yes.

You are crashing wrong you aren't supposed to tell us! So I'm a polite crasher, you got a problem with that? :angry: Yes, I do Crashers aren't polite so you're not invited to the party >:0 Uh, isn't it a known fact that crashers aren't invited?

I'll find a reason...

Hey, :Yami:, you open to be be sued by a lawyer?