~Lapis Lazuli~

Holy crud!! Now THAT thing's got muscle! it must have taken DAYS to build that baby!!!!!! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

GO LEMONS!!!!!! Lemons rule!! this will seem disgusting to a lot of people, but I actually eat lemons on their own. Sour!

Well, i just PMed who I thought to be Dark709 yesterday and today I got the reply. It seems this guy isn't the REAL Dark709 and that Muffin Man was. Well, I got pranked pretty badly. Oh, man. Um..... Um....... Um......... Um.............................................................................. Trick or treat!

Well, my comedy "The Toa as old geezers" just died today. To those of you who have read it, it would be kind of you to attend the funeral. Well someday I'll revive it, but first, I'm making the sequel! Guess who shows up at the Toa's doorstep? Toa Inika not included. Batteries not included. Warning, may cause stuff. Well, I should probably eat some breakfast now, but who cares! So, I'm just sitting here, wondering what to say. Hmmmmm..... I read the Vezon & Fenrakk review a few minutes ago. And Johnny Racord's not doing so hot today. In fact I think he's dead. I found frozen eye-cream all over him the other day. In fact, I think I'm gonna sue I-cream co. right now! Cuz that's the brand of eye-cream that was all over him yesterday! I-cream co. eye-cream! Well, you might want to come to Johnny's funeral too. Well, so long, and more later.

Well, as you can see, I just made my blog today. Right now, I'm sittin' at my computer, killing time until Fear Factor comes on. Or the simpsons. And I want you all to know that, though this may shock you, the famous Danish physicist, Johnny Racord, died when he poured frozen eye-cream (or i-cream) into his mouth. The lyrics are mortified. I've always wanted to become a comic author. But, sadly, I don't know how to make comics . My brother found an unopened can of mountain dew floatin' around the water when he was canoing at the beach. The strange thing is, it was Arabic. Seriousley, it had Arabic writing on it! Well, I gotta wrap this up. I've got an urge to read my book. More Later!