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Wonko

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About Wonko

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    Well, I've decided to write an interests list that's actually more of an essay than a list, I have no clue why I've chosen to do this except maybe because I feel like it; I would ask you if you've ever done that but it would be useless because I wouldn't be able to hear your answer; one of my interests, by the way, is proper grammar and punctuation, that's a biggie; oddly enough, I also enjoy writing long sentences using semicolons and commas, but I bet you could tell that already...; ellipsis are fun too...really fun; anyway, on with the pseudo-list: I also like LEGO, Star Wars, llamas, superheroes, reading, writing nonsense stories or essays (like this one), Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy, Monty Python (If you’ll permit me to go off on a tangent here (And you can’t stop me…(Hey look, triple nested parenthesis! (You know, people say I'm A.D.D., but they just don't understan-- Hey, look! A chicken!))) Douglas Adams was actually in two episodes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus), God (Really like that one…), Bible Quizzing, and other stuff; now that you’ve read through this list I would like to thank you, unless you’re the type of person who just skips to the end of something like this in which case please read through the whole thing so I can thank you for reading it; and if you made it through this whole list without going mad from the lack of periods, congratulations, if you did go mad, welcome to the club.
  1. If you log back in before the Batman staff prank is over, I'll give you a nice, warm plate of chocolate covered ziti!

  2. Happy birthday, Wonko!

  3. Happy birthday! =D

  4. Wonko

    Firesale

    This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA! Sorry, I couldn't resist
  5. Man, this is embarrassing.
  6. See, I always thought that each day you got the full list of things so that at the end you had twelve pear trees (with partridges), 22 turtle doves, 30 French hens, 36 calling birds, 40 gold rings, 42 geese, 42 swans, 40 maids, 36 pipers, 30 ladies, 22 lords, and 12 drummers. Sure, it seems a bit excessive, but if you take the song literally, that's what you end up with.
  7. Wonko

    Snow

    Dang it! Why all this snow?
  8. Arrggh I don't want to see snow at all. If it snows, then that means I have to shovel it. If I have to shovel it, then that means that I have to do work. I don't like doing work.
  9. Wonko

    Should I

    42 What? If you give joke options, expect joke answers!
  10. Artist: Beit Elazari Album: The Highwayman 1: Varosha (Famagusta) 2: Cosmic treadmill 3: Squirrel fishing 4: World domination 5: Everything 6: Forrest, Manitoba 7: Chuck Gipp 8: National Archives and Records Administration 9: Blue Peter Summer Expedition 10: Lolcat 11: Joshua A. Norton 12: Dudley Richards Oddly enough, number 11 there (Joshua A. Norton) was formally called "Norton I, by the grace of God, Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico". Just thought I'd throw that out there.
  11. Wonko

    Puns, Puns, Puns...

    A guy posted a bunch of puns on his blog hoping that at least a tenth of them would make people laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten, did. Wow. That's so incredibly funny. I wish I'd come up with that.
  12. Wonko

    Thumbs Up On The New Rule

    Mine's not really an axe, it's more of a bludgeon.
  13. Ah, you fancy mudkips, do you?
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