Wonko

This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA! Sorry, I couldn't resist

Man, this is embarrassing.

See, I always thought that each day you got the full list of things so that at the end you had twelve pear trees (with partridges), 22 turtle doves, 30 French hens, 36 calling birds, 40 gold rings, 42 geese, 42 swans, 40 maids, 36 pipers, 30 ladies, 22 lords, and 12 drummers. Sure, it seems a bit excessive, but if you take the song literally, that's what you end up with.

Dang it! Why all this snow?

Arrggh I don't want to see snow at all. If it snows, then that means I have to shovel it. If I have to shovel it, then that means that I have to do work. I don't like doing work.

42 What? If you give joke options, expect joke answers!

Artist: Beit Elazari Album: The Highwayman 1: Varosha (Famagusta) 2: Cosmic treadmill 3: Squirrel fishing 4: World domination 5: Everything 6: Forrest, Manitoba 7: Chuck Gipp 8: National Archives and Records Administration 9: Blue Peter Summer Expedition 10: Lolcat 11: Joshua A. Norton 12: Dudley Richards Oddly enough, number 11 there (Joshua A. Norton) was formally called "Norton I, by the grace of God, Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Hey! Welcome to the uncle club!

A guy posted a bunch of puns on his blog hoping that at least a tenth of them would make people laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten, did. Wow. That's so incredibly funny. I wish I'd come up with that.

Mine's not really an axe, it's more of a bludgeon.

Ah, you fancy mudkips, do you?

Well, where else would these fads start? the library?

They don't really want you to play Free Bird, they're just mocking you.

Great, now my companion cube wants to stab me.

I don't get invited to any pity parties.

I actually prefer Chipotle. Not only are the burritos extremely good, but they have so many opportunities to get free ones that you can't help but like it.

Gaah! The ellipsis plague is back ... !

Actually, I've had that made for at least the past two months. It's not new.

Put this at the top of the entry to make sure no one's eyes die, will you?

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If I could change my name, what would it be? Particle Man If I had a pet squid, what would I name it? Dead Skunk What's my catch phrase? Always look on the Bright Side of Life What are my feelings right now? Hamster Love What do I remind people of? The Soldiers of the Queen What do I want to eat right now? The Asteroid Field What's my dream job? Sleepwalkers What do I think should be added to Bionicle? The Boar's Head Carol What do I look for in a friend? Velvet Elvis If I made a speech before ten thousand people, what would it be about? Living With a Hernia What do I want to do next? Grapefruit Diet Wow, that worked out so well, it's almost scary.

All I can say about this episode is: wow!

Just wait. It only gets better in college

Are you actually going to have that engraved on the back?