You are my best friend,
Person Allergic To Cats.
Let me shed on you.
I leap for a bird
And miss. I pretend I was
Stretching, to fool you.
I'm not sure what this
Was when it was alive, but
Isn't it nice now?
I want out. I want
In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. In.
Are you angry yet?
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On another note, quote repositorium:
"8digs up pistuce" - Credit to horribly typing
"I accidentally zero" - Credit to unknown
"WHY DO YOU NOT USE THE OH OF COMPREHENSION" - Credit to unknown
"I only crash other people's cars" - Credit to unknown
"and then there was cags" - Credit to I forgot
"and then there was destruction of flies" - Credit to I forgot
"MAN MY FEET REEK" - Credit to Laka I think
"It's just tomato sauce, and I don't explode cats. It's way too difficult to coax them into the microwave." - Credit to QC
"[17:08] Mr. Fox: But cuttin parts D=
[17:09] ASDFGHJKLYOURFACE: but AWESOME D=
[17:09] Mr. Fox: but cutting
[17:09] Mr. Fox: D=
[17:09] Mr. Fox: Tahu can't be emo" Credit to me/Laka
"That was like watching Bruce Lee break his hand trying to karate-chop a Twinkie." - Credit to QC
"SCORPION DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING IN MATTRESS. SCORPION WILL ENVENOMATE SLEEPY HUMANS." - Credit to QC
"What's this about squirrels and acid? Let me tell you, dissolving a squirrel is a lot more work than you'd think." - Credit to QC
"That explains the bucket of water on my bed and the note next ot it saying LOL FALL IN LOL." - Credit to QC
"As I lay under the stars, the wind gently pecking my cheeks as it breathed past, I gazed up at the awesome power of the heavens and asked myself... Where the love has my tent gone?!" - Credit to somewheres I can't mention
"Brass knuckles;
it hurts when you are punched by them
brass knuckles;
oh dear god, my jaw is broken
brass knuckles;
I'm bleeding everywhere
brass knuckles;
here i come watch out oh god nooo" - Credit to Katie
