VakamaMetruNui

Alright, first new chapter, here we go. Chapter 5-The Apocalypse (On the top bunk.) Nuhrii: Wow, I’ve never been up here before, this is really cool. (Kongu Inika pushes Nuhrii off the bed.) Nuhrii: Ahhh!!! (Nuhrii hits the ground and gets up ok.) Nuhrii: Wow, I thought my pieces would break from that height. (Nuhrii looks over to see the Piraka playing basketball with a Zamor sphere. They then head up to the top bunk.) Nuhrii: Uh oh, this is not good. (On the top bunk, the Piraka start pushing sets aside.) Hakann: Out of the way, this bed is ours. (Hakann then pushes Lesovikk off the bed.) Lesovikk: AHHHH!!! (Lesovikk lands on the ground with a crunch. Everyone looks to see that all his lime green pieces are completely shattered.) Lesovikk: Ow. (Later, Balta and Velika are examining Lesovikk, with Takanuva, Takua and Nuhrii nearby. Balta then walks over.) Balta: So we have come to a conclusion. Takanuva: And that is? Balta: All his lime green pieces are broken. Takanuva: I knew that! How come?! Balta: Oh, because the pieces are severely fragile. If you just look at them funny they’ll break. Takanuva: Ok, we need to round up everyone with lime green pieces before it’s too late. (In the kitchen, Lewa Phantoka is standing on top of the refrigerator with Tanma in front of it, and Pohatu Phantoka and Photok watching from a safe distance.) Lewa: I’m telling you guys, I am gonna fly using my mask and jets. Photok: But we don’t have powers! Lewa: You don’t, but I do. Pohatu: Of course. Lewa: And besides, Tanma is below to catch me. Tanma: You got that right boss! (Lewa jumps off, and immediately plummets to the ground.) Lewa: Catch me! Tanma: AHH!!! (Lewa lands on Tanma, lime green pieces shattering all over the place. One of the pieces flew off and hit Hahli Mahri in the face, who just randomly warped in. She fell over, shattering all her lime green parts too.) Pohatu: Oh boy, we better go get help. Photok: No here’s what we do: We go and try to reassemble them, if that doesn’t work; we walk away and act like we never saw them before. Pohatu: Ok. (Photok walks down and looks at the horror scene.) Photok: Ok, I can’t do this; let’s go with Plan B. (The sets promptly walk away. Later in the bedroom.) Takanuva: The only lime green set left is Mutran. Takua: Where is he? Takanuva: He is on the shelf; he isn’t that concerned for some reason. (On the shelf, Mutran is dancing around happily. The Barraki, minus Ehlek because of his lime green parts, are sneaking up behind him.) Pridak: Ok Ehlek, now! (Ehlek crawls over to the computer and plays “Creeping in My Soul”. The Barraki then attack Mutran.) Mutran: *Screams like a girl* (Elsewhere.) Takua: It’s despicable, it’s sick, there ought to be a law against it. Nuhrii: What? It’s just some lime green parts the Skrall are selling. Skrall 1: Can you hurry this up? We have other clients to get to. Takua: You mean they sell parts on the open market?! Skrall 2: Yes we do, and we have no shame in it. Nuhrii: Let’s head back Takua; maybe Balta figured something out. (Back on the shelf, Mutran is fighting for his life against the five Barraki.) Mutran: Please, have mercy! (Kalmah punches him in the shoulder, which breaks it, then Mantax dives towards Mutran.) Mutran: Oh no! (Mutran quickly assembles a paper airplane and jumps off the shelf, using it as a glider.) Mutran: Gangway! (Mutran lands and immediately runs. The Barraki jump down and give chase. Takanuva steps in the way, just as the song ends.) Pridak: Barraki, retreat! (The Barraki retreat as Balta walks up.) Takanuva: You have a solution? Balta: Yup, I found a way to artificially make more. Mutran: Are they just as fragile? Balta: Of course. Mutran: That’s dumb. Takanuva: Well, it’s a fix at least. Good job Balta. Mutran: Yeah, I guess good job. (In the shadows.) ???: Ha ha ha. Soon, I will take my revenge, and this time, no one will stop me. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha, *cough* *cough* Eh, never mind. The End VMN

Hello and welcome to my 1,000th post special. This is a story about me if I was a Bionicle character, namely, a Matoran. So, feedback and criticism appreciated, as this is only my second SS. So, here we go: Survival Eyes opened in the darkness. These were the eyes of the Ta-Matoran VakamaMetruNui, or what most of his friends called him: VMN. He looked around desperately, trying to find a way out. There was only a small window that let in a little light. He tried to open it, but it was sealed shut. VMN didn’t know it, but he was currently locked in a Matoran Sphere, put there by Makuta Teridax, under the disguise of Turaga Dume. He would fall into a deep sleep soon, and his memory would be wiped, all according to the Makuta’s plan. VMN slumped down in his pod. He was scared; he didn’t know what would happen. He thought about how he ended up here. He closed his eyes as he remembered. He was a small, scared Ta-Matoran, named Kazahk. Abandoned by his parents at an extremely young age, Kazahk bounced around from orphanage to orphanage, until one day. Kazahk fell to the ground after getting punched in the face. He grabbed his face as he stood up. The bully, about twice his age, stood there his fists at the ready. Kazahk had gotten himself into this situation when the bully had decided to pick on a young Matoran named Kayzahk. Kazahk came to his rescue. Kazahk always wondered why his name was similar to the little kid’s, but he didn’t have time to think about that now. “Come on kid.” said the bully. “Give me your best shot.” Kazahk didn’t know what to do, he was only four years old, what was he supposed to do? He still stood in front of kayzahk, even though he knew the consequences. The bully was about to throw another punch, when another Ta-Matoran stepped in. “Hey kid, back off.” said the adult. The bully decided to take that time to leave. “Are you alright?” asked the adult. “Yeah.” said Kazahk. The adult kneeled down next to Kazahk. “My name is Vakama, what is your name?” said the Ta-Matoran. “Kazahk.” He responded. “Well Kazahk,” said Vakama. “How about I get you out of here?” Shortly after that, Vakama had taken Kazahk in, and gave him a nice home. Kazahk had a lot of fun looking at the masks he made, and playing with the fire drones. Vakama was even able to get Kazahk a job guarding a small building that no one cared about, a safe place for him to be. Then came Naming Day, Kazahk was chosen, along with five other Matoran, to have the chance to change their name. He was eight years old now. He decided to name himself VakamaMetruNui, since he really liked Vakama and really liked Metru Nui. The other five Matoran all chose similar names too, except with a different name at the beginning. VMN wondered about this. “Vakama?” he asked. “How come those other Matoran all chose similar names to me?” “Well,” said Vakama. “I’m not sure exactly, but maybe it’s Destiny.” VMN seemed to like that answer. Then, two years later, Vakama went out to work, and never came back. VMN wondered what happened to him, and got extremely worried. A few weeks later, he went to an Akilini match at the Coliseum. Then six Toa walked out on the field. VMN was shocked about a few things: First, finding out Lhikan had disappeared. Second, that six new Toa walked out onto the field. And third, the Toa of Fire was Vakama. He didn’t understand what was happening. The Toa were then beat up by the field and called imposters by Dume, just before half of them were sucked down the middle of the field. Vakama and two others were able to get away. A few days later, VMN and all the other Matoran on Metru Nui came back to the Coliseum, where Dume told them to get in these pods where they would be safe. VMN just did what he was told, but he was really scared. They then closed the door, and told him to go to sleep, so he did. That’s how he ended up here. So many thoughts arced through VMN’s mind. Why did Dume do this to me? Should I stay here? How could I get out if I wanted to? Then a big one came through. If Vakama is a Toa, why isn’t he saving me? Some kind of gas was now being pumped into the pod, and he could fell himself getting very sleepy. I should just give, just give up, just give up. NO! VMN punched through the glass of his pod. He was then able to open it and get out. He looked around; there were hundreds of Matoran pods here. He ran to five others and let out those Matoran. They were all able to escape then. What VMN didn’t know at the time though, was that these Matoran were the very same ones that chose similar names to him. And what he also didn’t know, is that he had an even more special relation ship with one of them… The End So, what do you think? VMN

Chapter 4-Creeps From the Closet (In the bedroom.)Nuhrii: Hi Kongu.Kongu Inika: Shut up, I’m not gonna talk to you.Nuhrii: Ok.(Just then, the closet door opens a crack. Nothing else happens; everyone just stares.)???: Ahem.(The door then shuts, and then opens again a crack. Everyone still stares.)???: Ahem.Nuhrii: Oh right, that’s my cue!(Nuhrii runs to the computer and pulls up “Creeping in my Soul” and turns the volume to its max, which blasts him off the desk. As the song plays, the Barraki come out of the closet and start beating up random sets. Nuhrii runs back to the bedroom.)Takua: What did you do?!Nuhrii: I got five Monopoly dollars. Takua: You moron, do you know who they are?!Nuhrii: Rich executives?Takua: No, they’re the Barraki. They want to destroy our way of life!Nuhrii: Really?Takua: Well, that might be a bit extreme, but they still are no good.(Reidak looks over the edge of the bunk bed.)Reidak: Hey fish faces! This is our turf! Get out of here!(Mantax and Carapar throw Pridak up on top of the bunk bed.)Pridak: You care to make that threat now?Reidak: Well, I don’t know, we might of got off on the wrong foot before-(Pridak pushes Reidak of the bed. Reidak grabs on with his right arm and would have been able to save himself if his left arm was long enough.)Reidak: @&$#!(Reidak hits the ground.)Reidak: I’m ok.Zaktan: Hey, only I can do that to my men!(The Piraka start to fight the Barraki. Carapar throws Avak into a lamp, knocking it off the dresser.)Minifig: Go, move!(Several mini figures begin to run as the lamp comes crashing down. Some escaped while others were not so lucky.)Takanuva: This is bad; these guys are going to tear this room apart.(Vezok punctuates Takanuva’s statement by landing behind him. Up top, the remaining Piraka face off against the Barraki.)Zaktan: This is not good. Retreat!(Zaktan jumps off the bed into a pile of blankets, unharmed.)Zaktan: Come on, this way!(Hakann jumps off, and grabs onto some blankets hanging over the edge. He then swings into a wall and falls to the ground, several pieces shattering.)Hakann: Ow.(Thok jumps on to the adjacent shelf and starts running along it as the Barraki throw various object at him. They all miss except for one, which hits his foot, causing him to fall off. He then crashes on the ground with a heavy thud.)Thok: Who am I?(Carapar looks over the edge to see Zaktan trying to sneak away.)Carapar: Where’s he going?(Carapar and Mantax push a pillow of the bed. Zaktan looks up.)Zaktan: NOOO!!!! (The pillow then crushes him. The other sets look around at the defeated Piraka. The Barraki then jump down in front of Takua and Nuhrii.)Pridak: You’re next.(The Barraki pull back on the tails of their squid, the squid ready to beat up on some sets. The two Matoran close their eyes. The Barraki fire, and the squid fly about half an inch.)Kalmah: What the &*$^*?!Pridak: Alright forget the squid; just use your fists!(The Barraki move into punch them when Axonn, Brutaka and Hydraxon step in the way.)Axonn: Picking on the Matoran, was a bad move. Guys, let’s get them.(The three Titan sets start fighting the Barraki, with the Barraki winning. The Barraki are then able to force the Titans to their knees.)Axonn: Impossible.(Axonn throws a punch at Pridak, which he easily side steps.)Pridak: Come on Axonn; throw another one.Axonn: Ok.(Axonn does, and just before his fist reaches Pridak, the song stops, and Pridak gets decked. Pridak goes flying into a wall.)Kalmah: What was that?!Takadox: You’re saying we need that song to fight? Are you kidding me?(The Titans stand up.)Brutaka: Payback time.Kalmah: Mother. (Takua and Nuhrii watch the pounding that Barraki receive from the three Titan sets.)Takua: So Nuhrii, what did you learn today?Nuhrii: To ask for more money next time.Takua: The End VMN

Chapter 3-New Sport (Nuparu Inika walks up to Tuma.)Nuparu Inika: Tuma, sir?Tuma: Yes, what is it?Nuparu Inika: Uh, how are you today?Tuma: What are you getting at?Nuparu Inika: What is I could tell you, a great new sport I have in mind?Tuma: Well that depends, can you?Nuparu Inika: No, but he can.(Nuparu Inika steps aside to reveal McToran Nuparu.)McToran Nuparu: You know how we accidentally got a huge shipment of Boxors instead of a huge shipment of Skrall?Tuma: Yes. *sniff* I remember. McToran Nuparu: Well, what if we use them to make a new sport?Tuma: Yes, and what would it be called?McToran Nuparu: Boxing!Tuma: Oh, wow, how original. Nuparu Inika: So can we do it?Tuma: I have one question before I say yes.McToran Nuparu: Is it safe?Nuparu Inika: Is it legal?Tuma: No, will it bring in tons of money?McToran Nuparu: Of course.Tuma: Then yes, by all means, do it.(In the living room.)Metus: Welcome folks, today we have our first Boxing match here in the house. However, I’m sure you folks all came to see me.Minifig: No!(Stronius then grabs the minifig and beats him up with his club.)Metus: Anyways, remember to bet, and we will have none of that new counting method that Photok came up with for the vehicle races.Photok: Metus: The match will begin soon, so get ready.Nuhrii: I wonder if this is safe.Takua: I wonder if it’s legal.(Ringside, the two Nuparus are coaching the Matoran driving their Boxor.)McToran Nuparu: Don’t worry Ralph, you’re gonna do great!Ralph: Really?McToran Nuparu: I have no idea! What do I look like, a blastin’ fortuneteller?!Ralph: (On the other side of the ring, the Piraka are coaching their Matoran, Joe.)Zaktan: Ok Joe, if you don’t win, we’re gonna beat you up.Joe: Vezok: Yeah, and we won’t be going easy on you.(The two Boxors go out on the ring. Tanma, the referee, steps into the middle.)Tanma: Just begin.(Tanma steps back and the two Boxors move in closer.)Ralph: I’m gonna get you.Joe: Zaktan: Stop being scared you wimp! Joe: Yaaah!!!(Joe then uses the Boxor’s arm to swing at Ralph. The punch crushes Ralph’s head. Everyone stand up in shock.)Takua and Nuhrii: Woah! Metus: Uh, no cause for alarm folks.(The two Nuaparus run out to Ralph.)Takua: This isn’t good.Nuhrii: Fowl, fowl! Blame it on the ref!(Tanma stares at him.)Nuhrii: Sorry.(Tuma walks up to Metus.)Tuma: We have to wrap this up quick. The blasted press minifigs will be all over this.Metus: Alright, I’ll wrap this up. (To crowd): Ok folks, show over, and no you don’t get your money back!Crowd: Aww!(Nuhrii and Takua walk back towards the bedroom.)Nuhrii: Hey Takua?Takua: Yeah?Nuhrii: What do you think went wrong tonight?Takua: Well Nuhrii, I think there are just some things that should never see the light of day.Nuhrii: Like taxes.Takua: Yeah Nuhrii, like that. Luckily, us toys don’t have to deal with that.(The two disappear into the imaginary sunset.)The End VMN

Chapter 2-Into the Unknown (In the bedroom, Nuhrii walks up to Takua and Balta, who has still not gotten a replacement foot. Avak is nearby looking for a replacement.)Nuhrii: Hi guys, how’s it going?Balta: Oh, hey Nuhrii.Nuhrii: Hey, what happened to your foot?Balta: What happened, what happened to my foot?! Are you serious?! It flew under the refrigerator you moron!!Nuhrii: Yeah, I know that, but what happened to your new foot?Balta: I haven’t gotten one yet you moron!Nuhrii: But that was like, three days ago.Balta: Shut up and leave me alone.(Balta curls up. Avak then approaches the group.)Avak: Well, I have good news and bad news.Takua: What’s the bad news?Avak: The bad news is that we don’t have a replacement foot.Balta: AHHHHH! !!!! (Balta faints.)Nuhrii: What’s the good news?Avak: Oh the same thing, but it’s good for me because I like to see you guys suffer. (Axonn walks over.)Axonn: What’s going on guys?Avak: Oh, Balta lost his foot and we won’t have a replacement for another month. Isn’t it grand? Axonn: I…guess…? Well, you guys know there is only one thing to do then, right?Takua: Right.Nuhrii: We have to go and get it don’t we?Takua: Yup.(Avak starts rolling on the floor laughing.)Avak: Ha ha ha! Rofl! You guys are gonna die!Axonn: And you and the other Piraka will join them.(Avak stops laughing.)Avak: What?Vezok: How’d we get dragged into this?Reidak: Yeah.(In the kitchen, Takua, Nuhrii, Balta and the Piraka are standing in front of the refrigerator. Balta sits down.)Balta: Good luck guys.(Pounding and screaming is heard from the revolving cabinet.)Takua: Oh yeah, the Rahkshi are still trapped inside that death trap.Nuhrii: But that was like, three days ago.(There is a crack heard from the cabinet, followed by the two Rahkshi’s screams, which slowly get fainter.)Takua: That’s not good.(Nuhrii gets down and looks under the fridge.)Nuhrii: How are we gonna get under there? There’s only like, a two inch gap.Zaktan: Like this.(Zaktan then kicks Nuhrii under the refrigerator.)Balta: Woah, that was not cool.Takua: You moron!(Takua then kicks Zaktan under it.)Zaktan: Why?!Takua: Come on guys, let’s go.(Takua and the other Piraka jump under the fridge.)Balta: I hope I get my foot back, even if they die in the process.(Takua gets up. He looks around at the stairs that are somehow under the refrigerator. He then sees his friends getting off the floor.)Nuhrii: Why am I in pain?Zaktan: Because I pushed you down a flight of stairs.Nuhrii: Oh…Takua: Let’s start looking.(The group starts walking down the tunnel.)Thok: I wonder if there are ghosts down here.Nuhrii: Stop it your scaring me!Vezok: Yeah, me too.Everyone else: Vezok: What?(There is a noise behind the group and they all turn around quickly.)???: Skreeee!!!Everyone: AHHHH!!!(The Rahkshi then step out of the shadows.)Zaktan: Oh good, it’s just you two.(Lerahk punches Takua.)Takua: Ow! It wasn’t my choice to leave you behind; it was Balta’s idea!Hakann: Nice way to pass the buck.Takua: Thanks.???: Takua, is that you?(The group whips around to see-)Takua: Johnny Thunder?! Where have you been?! You’ve been missing for a long time!Johnny: Hello mates, yes I have been missing, went on an exploration of the refrigerator, ended up here.Nuhrii: How long ago was that?Johnny: Oh, about a year or two.Nuhrii: What have you been eating?Johnny: Nothing after my supply ran out, which was two minutes after I ended up here. What are you mates doing here?Takua: We’re looking for Balta’s foot.(Johnny gets up.)Johnny: Well then, let’s go.(The group continues walking and finds Balta’s foot on a pedestal thing.)Nuhrii: How’d it get there? Hakann: Let’s call it magic.Nuhrii: Ok!(Takua begins to walk towards it.)Takua: Well let’s grab it and get the karz out of here.(Johnny stops him.)Johnny: Hold on mate. Haven’t you ever seen the first Indy?Takua: Yeah…Wait, you’re saying that this is like a movie?Johnny: Yup, I’m sure of it.Zaktan: Oh, this just gets better and better. Nuhrii: Don’t worry guys; I got it.Everyone Else: No!(Nuhrii grabs the foot from the pedestal thing. Nothing happens.)Johnny: Guess I was wrong.(Suddenly, a garter snake slithers up behind them.)Reidak: Uh guys.Takua: Yeah?Reidak: Look behind you.(The group turns around to see the snake hissing at them. It then roars.)Takua: Run for your life! (The group begins to run down the tunnel as fast as they can, with the snake right behind them.)Takua: Keep running, go, go!Zaktan: Snake! Snake! I hate snakes!Johnny: Me too!(The snake then grabs Lerahk in it’s mouth and tries to pull it back down the tunnel.)Lerahk: Skreee!!!(Guurahk stops and runs back down the tunnel, followed by Nuhrii. Guurahk steps on the creature’s neck and roars at it. The snake let’s go of Lerahk and Nuhrii is able to drag him out. The three of them run back to the group, the snake closely behind.)Takua: Why does it want us?!Thok: Maybe it doesn’t like you!Takua: Shut up!(The snake then grabs Johnny in his mouth.)Johnny: Oh, bugger mate.(The snake then slams Johnny into the wall, his torso somewhat disconnected from his legs.)Zaktan: Ok guys, now!(The Piraka all fire their one Zamor spheres at the snake, which promptly hit it in the face. The snake then retreats down the tunnel. Takua runs over to Johnny.)Takua: I’m getting you out of here.Johnny: No, no you’re not. Send me out, with a bang.Vezok: *gasp* This is just like Halo 3; you have to let him die.Takua: No, I’m not gonna do that, that’s stupid. What’s wrong with you?Vezok: I don’t know, just thought it would be cool.(Takua picks up Johnny and Nuhrii grabs the foot. They then come out from under the fridge.)Balta: Welcome back.Nuhrii: Here you go!(Balta puts his foot on and stands up.)Balta: Oh man, it feels so good to walk again.(Lerahk and Guurahk beat up Balta.)Balta: Ow! What did I do?!Hakann: Takua ratted you out.Balta: What?! I’m gonna kill you Takua!Takua: Whatever, let’s get out of here.The EndVMN

Hello, I am putting back up my comedy so I double posted two chapters, they then combined into one post. I just wanted to know if this was what was supposed to happen. VMN

Well, after nearly six months, I am back. I will re post the previous chapter and then continue from there. A Toy’s Life Characters(Put in spoilers for space.) Chapter 1-New Toy (Nuhrii opened his eyes. It was dark. He could tell he was in pieces because he could not poke his toe. Suddenly, the bottom of his prison opened and light flooded in, as his pieces flooded out. Nuhrii looked and saw a giant assembling him. He was thankful that the giant was doing this, but he was also scared of him. After Nuhrii was complete, and the giant showed him around to other giants, it ran off.) Nuhrii: Phew. (Nuhrii felt like he was being watched and turned around. There was a crowd of Bionicle sets looking at him.) Takua: New toy! (The crowd begins to rush over and Nuhrii runs away.) Nuhrii: Ahhhh!! (Nuhrii hits a wall.) Nuhrii: Ow. (Nuhrii sits up and Takanuva kneels down next to him.) Takanuva: It’s alright, we’re not gonna hurt you. We want to accept you to the group. Nuhrii: Really? Avak: No! Nuhrii: Takanuva: (Hydraxon beats up Avak.) Takanuva: Come on; let’s go to the base. (In the bedroom.) Nuhrii: Wow, there are a lot of you. (Takua walks up.) Takua: You better believe it. Nuhrii: Don’t worry, I do. Takua: Good, I would hate for you to get beaten up already. Nuhrii: So uh… where did I come from? Takanuva: Well, a UPS guy delivered you, but our owner got you off of eBay. Nuhrii: Cool. Takanuva: So anyways there are five council members that lead the sets, I am one of them. Nuhrii: Am I one of them? Takanuva: No. Nuhrii: Takanuva: Here are the others: (Takanuva points to each in turn.) Takanuva: Axonn, Brutaka, Hydraxon and Tuma. Nuhrii: So, what do you do for fun? Hydraxon: A Glatorian match is about to begin, how about you sit in on that? Takua: I shall find Hafu and some others to make the popcorn. Hydraxon: You do that. (In the kitchen, Takua, Nuhrii, Orkahm, Balta, Guurahk and Lerahk walked along and came to the revolving cabinet. High above, Hafu moved around looking for a pot.) Takua: The popcorn is in that revolving cabinet; we need to get it open. (Guurahk and Lerahk charged the door and hit it with all their might. The door spun around rapidly, the two Rahkshi going with it. The container of popcorn cornels and vegetable oil flew out perfectly just before the door stopped spinning and shut, the two Rahkshi trapped inside.) Rahkshi: Skreeee!!! Takua: Oh boy. Nuhrii: Should we help them? Balta: Son, it’s points like these where you have to decide between two things. Either saving two fellow sets, or get the popcorn out there so you can eat along with your non-trapped friends. Orkahm: Let’s choose the latter. Takua: Agreed. (Hafu has the stovetop heated up along with a pot set up. The Matoran climb up with the cornels and oil.) Hafu: What took you guys so long? And where did Guurahk and Lerahk go? Takua: No comment. (The group begins to make the popcorn. Balta then accidentally falls on the stovetop.) Balta: AHHHH!!! (Balta falls off the stove and hits the ground hard. The impact causes his foot to snap off and fly under the refrigerator.) Balta: AHHHH!!! (As Balta crawls towards the great unknown, Hafu open the lid of the pot only to be hit by several popped cornels. He then shuts the lid.) Hafu: It’s looking good. (They begin to dump it out into a bowl.) Orkahm: Uh guys? Takua: Yeah? Orkahm: We forgot the butter! Everyone: AHHHH!!! (In the living room, the sets are pushing books and other such objects in a square, to make the walls of the Glatorian arena. Metus climbed up on the entertainment center.) Metus: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to another glorious arena match. Today we will be pitting Ackar against Strakk; it’s guaranteed to be an awesome match. Hewkii: Woot! Guarantees! Metus: Right, whatever. Anyways folks, remember to place your bets! (A ton of Bionicle sets along with some Lego mini figures rushed up to Metus.) Metus: Alright, two AA batteries, one Lego brick, twenty Monopoly money…Good, good. (Takua, Nuhrii, Hafu and Orkahm come in with the popcorn and dragging Balta.) Hafu: Come get your popcorn! Only one Lego brick! Balta: Ow… Takua: Well, I guess that foot is as good as gone. Orkahm: Don’t worry Balta; I’m sure we have some extra in stock. Balta: I hope so… (Ackar and Strakk step onto the field.) Metus: Folks, put your hands together for Ackar and Strakk! Hewkii: Hey, is this a match or a magic act?! Metus: It’s both moron! Ackar: Your move. Strakk: Yargh!!! (Strakk charges Ackar swinging wildly at him. Ackar simply steps to the side and hits Strakk with his sword. However, since it’s a rubbery plastic, it doesn’t do anything.) Ackar: *sigh* Happens every time. (Ackar squeezes his Thornax launcher and it hits Strakk. He then throws his weapons away and rips off Strakk’s axe arm off.) Strakk: You, you ripped my arm off. Ackar: You got that right. (Ackar then proceeds to beat Strakk mercilessly with his own arm. Strakk flies into a wall. Ackar walks up to him.) Ackar: Do you yield? Strakk: I suppose. (Hydraxon walks up to Ackar and hold his arm up.) Hydraxon: And the winner is Ackar! Give this man a round of applause. (The audience goes wild, which unfortunately leads to the deaths of several mini figures.) Takua: You enjoy yourself? Nuhrii: Yeah, this place is pretty cool. (More matches continued on as Nuhrii thought about how good a life he was going to have.) The End VMN

Well, BZPower is back, about two weeks shy of six months, but I am ready to go. To be honest, if it had come back in the Summer, I'm not sure I would of came back. I wasn't to interested back then. But now, I am ready to get back to work. I will be reposting A Toy's Life and continuing work on it, but not Mata Nui Adventures, that is unforunatley, dead. My 1,000th post is coming up too, so I have a Short Story planned for that. So, if you read A Toy's Life, I hope to see you back there.

I just want you guys to know, that I'm not sure if I'll be back or not, a lot of time has passed and I have to ease my way back into BZP in general, so we'll see.

Very nice, I especially like Lyxek. ^.^ VMN

As you can see, he neither confirms nor denies whether or not "petitions, raids [ ], boycotts, etc." may help to bring back BIONICLE. In fact, he seems to confirm that both "petitions, raids [ ], boycotts, etc." and "just kept having fun with it same as they always had" would help to convince LEGO that "there is an audience out there for it". He doesn't appear to limit it as you do. What I think that the point Greg was trying to make was that, although BIONICLE has ended, that does not mean that enjoyment of it should end just as well. We can go on as we've always had. We can keep discussing story, we can keep writing fanfiction, we can keep building MOCs and everything else. He was basically saying that just because BIONICLE ended doesn't mean that we have to completely throw BIONICLE into the trash bin and forget about everything and stop making MOCs or writing fanfiction and leave BZPower altogether. It means that, although it is gone, we can still keep talking about it and doing stuff with it. It does not mean, however, that we should bother LEGO with all these thousand and one petitions and letters. I have never seen more words put into Greg's mouth than I have over this quote. The topic Greg originally said this in was a "give it a rest, BIONICLE is never coming back" topic. Certainly it does not say that "we should bother LEGO with all these thousand and one petitions and letters", but it also does not say they "we shouldn't bother LEGO with all these thousand and one petitions and letters", that would be twisting his quote out-of-context. Also, thousands of letters and petitions sounds like a bit of an exageration, don't you think. That is untrue, as it seems to be exactly what Greg is saying. What do you think Star Trek fans did all these years? Write petitions and letters to the producers time after time after time again? No, they kept discussing the story and writing fanfiction and the like. Greg was talking about general interest in BIONICLE, interest being kept alive the fan community. Not suddenly start going on RAEG TRIPS and bombarding LEGO to bring it back, because sooner or later they're going to get tired of us. BIONICLE also got a very big push, yet, it also nearly died on it's 3rd year. Also, it's worth pointing out that Hero Factory is not the first LEGO theme to have a TV show. Galidor was. And not just 4 episodes either, 2 full, 13-episode seasons! It even got high-ratings, believe it or not! Bet I don't need to tell you what happened to it though. Not as much as Hero Factory, mind you. BIONICLE got several CDs and a card game in its first year, I believe. Also, Galidor was not made by LEGO, so I'm not sure where you're going with that. Obviously, if you're going to go that way, Star Wars was the first licensed theme to have a TV series made off it, but since that didn't have anything to do with LEGO either, it doesn't count. Actually, Galidor did have a lego line. From a long time ago, but it did have one. VMN

I agree, sign me up. VMN

Wow, my Lightstone was put on your blog? What an honor! VMN

Awesome, I just have a few questions, » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «1: If the Matoran are in Mata Nui, then aren't they sideways since he's standing up, or do they not feel it? 2: If he was to go to another universe, would the Matoran's universe be destroyed? VMN