THE OMNISCIENT VOICE

Normally, the addition of a new chapter would not warrent a blog entry. But this one is special. I have been waiting for a week for the server to finaly work again. Now that everything is up and running, I can post! So come on down to the Mata Nui Online Download! I assure you that it is worth the wait.

I have good news! This is my final's week, so after Thursday, I wil have vacation. I will only have five days of peace before I get to a six week summer session, but it is only an art history class, so it will not be very hard. I hope too get a new chapter in durring this time, put I can make no promises. Wish me luck!

I have finally reached up to my 1000 posts, and now I have posted my new comedy, The Mata nui Offline Download! It has taken my a long time to reach such a level. Over a year and a half, in fact. At a rate of 1.79 posta a day, 60% of which ar in the comedy forum. And now I control 0.03% of the entire forum! But enough of useless facts which my profile spits out. It's time to celebrate! My reading and posting in my new comedy, The Mata nui Offline Download! The Mata nui Offline Download is my own take on the Mata Nui Online Game, and follows the adventures of a Matoran named- Wait. You all ready know all this, so why am I telling you? Just go and read The Mata nui Offline Download!

Yes. Epics are hard. I sort of lost the motivation to write the epic after I started the comedy. I wil try to work on it, but it will be a very slow process. Sadly, I do not expect to get it up anytime soon. As for my comedy, I have started chapter 5, where Takua enters Ga-Koro. I have added a sneak peek to chapter 5 in the first post.

I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that my comedy is coming along nicely. Currently I have four finished chapters, which are: Chapter 1: The Effects of Hallucinogens Chapter 2: A Rude Awakening Chapter 3: It’s Godzilla! Chapter 4: the Scales that Guard the Gate Chapter 5: Diving for Widgets In this comedy, I am following the walkthrough that comes with the download, plus some things from the game thrown in. Here is a sneak peak from Chapter 5, just to get you excited: The bad news is my epic is not coming along well. I have hit writers block. I may have to re-write the whole thing. That may not be a bad thing. I do not like how some of it is turning out. In any case, it may be a while before I do anything with my epic. I'm not going to abandon it, but it is a much bigger undertaking than I thought. On a happer note.. Three More Posts!

Thanks. I miss you over there. Besides, I would be more than hapy to see those comedies oulled from the grave, at least for a little while. Why shouldn't you review the blog here? There is no other place to do so. Thanks for the reply.

Here is an update to tell you how I am doing. Update, take it away! Uptade: THE OMNISCIENT VOICE is working very hard on his comedy, "The Mata Nui Offline Download." He has all ready redone the two lost chapters, and now that they are locked up in a safe place. he is ready to move on to the next chapters. Elsewhere... Chapter 1: These chains are tight! Chapter 2: They're cutting into my characters! My poor, poor, characters! Chapter 1: Your characters?! Look at my paragraphs! Their indentation is completely screwed up! Back to the Update... Update: THE OMNISCIENT VOICE is planning to free the first chapter for his 1000's post, even if the rest of the comedy is not finished yet. However, THE OMNISCIENT VOICE has been unable to work on his epic recently, so the release time remains unknown. That's all the time I have for today! Just remember, everyone! Just 14 more posts to go! Reader 3: But your profile says you only have 13 more posts! That's what I said! Only 13 more posts! Reader 2: But you- Reader 1: Foeget it. It's hopeless.

That darn server is a real pain, isn't it? What I do is, on a slow day, I try to copy what I write onto word if I can. Welcome back! I hope you enjoy school! As a college student myself, a can tell you with absolute conviction that things will only get worsr. Much, much, worse. Sweet dreams!

Thanks! I worked for endless minutes perfecting that! Don't worry about the chapters. I only lost two, and I am all ready re-writing them. Also, I had printed out a hard copy. I can use that, if I can find it. Also, I want to say something about the flashback, conserning Hrash0. Hrash0 has given me written permission to use his likeness. Just needed to get that out there for legal reasons.

Hello, Everyone. This is THE OMNISCIENT VOICE speaking. As you know, I have recently finished the last of my Bionicle Movie Trilogy. This is a bleak moment in the history of my comedies. To the casual observer, it my seem as if I had finally run out of ideas. Any with gas prices what they are today, I may never be able to afford to refill my mental gas tank. Reader 2: You mean, we’re out of a job! Reader 1: I thought you were just kidding! Reader 3: Oh, woe is me! No! I have much more to offer! Readers: (Sigh of relief) Reader 1: Don’t scare us like that! In fact, I am currently working on two- yes TWO, works of fiction! Readers: Wow. The first is a comedy I am working on, “The Mata Nui Online Download”! Reader 3: What is that about? Downloading MNOLG? Reader 1: What kind of story is THAT! No! It is a parody of the Mata Nui Online Game! Readers: Oh! Reader 2: Of course! And the second thing I am writing is: an epic! Readers: Reader 1: NO! Reader 3: Don’t do it! Reader 2: You know, I was in the epic forum once. Reader 1: YOU? Reader 3: What happened? What was it like? FLASHBACK! END FLASHBACK! Reader 2: Let’s just say I’m rather infamous over there. Reader 1: See! That’s why you shouldn’t hang around THOSE people! Their way too serious! Too late! I’ve already started! “Tale of the Two Stones of Hara” Reader 3: Hara? You mean you island? Reader 1: You’re retelling the same story? Not exactly. It will be very different from the original. It will be more serious, and will be without Harry Potter and- Reader 1: NO! I liked Harry! Don’t tell me you’re going to kill him off! Oh, shut up! Speaking of which, my Epic will not have you in it. Reader 2: WHAT?! Sorry. You’re too funny for an epic. Reader 3: Alas! Our funny ways have caught up with us! Reader 1: hey! Stop the drama! What do you think this is? The Epics forum? So keep a look out for these two stories, which will be posted on the forums as soon as I’m done with them. Reader 2: That sounds encouraging. An Update: I have some bad news. I have somehow lost the two chapters I have wrote for The Mata Nui Offline Download, and I must rewrite them. Hopefull, I can make up for those chapters. We can rebuild them. We have the technology...

The Great Beings made the Ignika. As for mysteries, I would like to see what the Toa Mata did before they arrived on Mata Nui, or at least offer some clue.