Because We Are Amorphous<br />We Hold That In Reverence<br />And So, The Blade Is Swung Down<br /><br /><~>()<~>()<~><br /><br />A request: Here I shall put upcoming story and chapter title ideas, and I want YOU loyal readers to tell me what you think in a comment. Thankya. Here they are:<br /><br />Fall Into My Inferno<br />Punch Down The Stone Circle<br />Conquistadores<br />Jugulators<br />Don't Kill My Volupture<br />Crack Cherry<br />Rupture My Replica<br />Crossing The Rubicon<br />Night Of Wijnruit<br />Don't Forget Till You Die<br />Tooth And Nail<br />Devouring Alone - Solitude of the King<br /><br />Thankya.<br /><br />Z*Z*Z<br /><br />First of all, I'd like to say I'm not an evil guy. I just happen to like pulling pranks on people I hate that happen to be felonies.<br /><br />I'd also like to say I am insane. And I don't mean just I am insane, I mean 'We the jury find the defendant...'<br /><br />Z*Z*Z<br /><br />*Is crouching down in a guillotine*<br /><br />You know, some may say I can be harsh. I would disagree, if I actually gave a flying Stone Rat's *Bleep* what those *Bleep*'s think. So yeah, I can be harsh. But if you want to see my barbs at their finest, go to BZPower Battles. All the verbal cruelty you could want. Oh yeah, and it's a great game. Right Sam?<br /><br />*Shows Uncle Sam ready to use the guillotine, shaking his fist at Zev*<br /><br />A little off the top, ah?<br /><br />Z*Z*Z<br /><br />Reading Stark (Bleach) fanfics, he rocks, playing online games, reading fine literature (Stark: That translates to Online Manga), watching T.V., waking up before everyone else in the house just to watch more T.V. and read more stuff on the computer, and eating-LOTS of eating. Now go away :D.<br /><br />No, come back! I'm not finished! I like Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Pokemon, Bionicle (I didn't know either!), Final Fantasy, and Yu-Gi-Oh! (To an extent.) My favorite food would probably be Spaghetti. My favorite comedians are the <br />Blue Collar Comedians (Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, and Ron White), Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Katt Williams, Christopher Tidus, and many others. <br /><br />My favorite Pokemon are Shiftry, Magnemite, Magneton, Magnezone, Gligar, Duskull, Dusclops, Dusknoir, Abra, Roselia, Absol, Darkrai, Lucario, Mew, and Mewtwo. <br /><br />Now, for quotes:<br /><br />"I believe you told me it was 'futile' to put up resistance? That there was nothing I could do? Allow me to correct you somewhat. The situation in which you find yourself right now, that is what we call 'futile.'-Byakuya Kuchiki, Bleach.<br /><br />"It appears diarrhea of the mouth is another special skill of yours. My actions have nothing to do with Shinigami protocol. I've rescinded your right to live...(Gaze shifts to Rukia)...because you aspired to cut my pride...with such a dull blade."-Byakuya, Bleach.<br /><br />"Sanity? Sorry, don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place."-Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach.<br /><br />"You want the reason... for fighting? Why don't you just accept it, Ichigo? You seek out the fights. You desire the power. Isn't that right, Ichigo? Everyone who searches for power without exception searches for battle. Do you fight in order to become more powerful? Or you want more power to fight? I can't tell you that. The only thing I know for sure is guys like us were born this way! We were born to fight, Ichigo! Your instincts will keep leading you towards new battles. The only way to become stronger. It's the only way you have! If you want the power to control your enemy, take that sword in your hand and cut him down! That's your only option! Fight, Ichigo! That's the road that continues in front of you, and remains behind you!" - Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach.<br /><br />"Wonderful! After I kill you, come back to haunt me so I can kill you again!" - Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach.<br /><br />"Ain't I? I'm literally hemorrhaging honesty." - Kenpachi, Bleach.<br /><br />"Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling." - Isshin Kurosaki, Bleach.<br /><br />"A grenade that's thrown shouldn't come back." - Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Bleach.<br /><br />"Killing you now will be as easy as strangling a baby." - Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Bleach.<br /><br />"Oh, you know what I'm talking about. That stupid line you Quincies keep saying up until the moment you die. By the honor of the Quincy I can't do this, by the honor of the Quincy I won't allow this. Quincy this, Quincy that! Every last one of you! It's so annoying!" - Mayuri, Bleach.<br /><br />"Immaculate being was it? In this secular existence, perfection is an illusion, regardless of all those who utter the contrary, this is the reality. Common man seeks it out; They aspire to achieve it, as though it were some tangible thing but...The fact of the matter is, perfection is a hollow shell. It is devoid of any substance. I spit on perfection. Perfection, after all, implies you've reached the summit, no trial no error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superflous things...Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves, perfection would make us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will continue to come into existence. And yet every one of them will come short of perfection's finish. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labor. To put it simply...as soon as you started spouting that nonsense about being an immaculate being...your fate was sealed. How dare you call yourself a man of science?"- Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Bleach.<br /><br />"Cute, cute Nanao-chaaaan. Lovely, lovely Nanao-- AHHHHHHH!!!!" - Shunsui Kyoraku, Bleach.<br /><br />"Flowers are disturbed, god of flowers weeps, winds of Heaven are disturbed, demon of Heaven laughs. Katen Kyōkotsu!" - Shunsui Kyoraku <br /><br />"I placed this blade of grass in my mouth thinking I'd look cool. But it must be poison, 'cause ith makinth ma mouth numb." - Shunsui Kyoraku, Bleach.<br /><br />(To Ichigo as the gate to Soul Society closes) "Bye bye!" - Gin Ichimaru, Bleach.<br /><br />"It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond infinitely more difficult than destroying one." - Gin, <br />Bleach. <br /><br />(Urahara writes Ichigo a message in blood)"Please meet at Urahara Shop immediately. PS.: If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death...then you have no sense of humor." - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach.<br /><br />"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Ura-HAT-a, Bleach. <br /><br />*Sneezes* "Oh~, there must be a pretty girl talking about me!" - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach.<br /><br />"There is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge,'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone,'I won't let them die.' If you attack,'I will kill them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you reflected in my sword?" - Kisuke Urahara, Bleach.<br /><br />[To Hitsugaya, after stabbing Hinamori] "Aww... you found her. Sorry, I didn't want you to find out this way, No. I should have chopped her into little pieces and hidden them away where you would never find them." - Aizen "Doctor Evilll" Sosuke, Bleach.<br /><br />"Admiration is the farthest emotion from comprehension." - Aizen Sosuke, Bleach.<br /><br />"'No longer the Aizen you know,' hm? I'm afraid you've been deluded, Abarai-kun...The 'Aizen Sosuke' you knew never existed to begin with." - Aizen Sosuke, Bleach.<br /><br />"...uuhhh..." - Wonderwice Margera, Bleach.<br /><br />"This is a Battle, of course it's going to be unfair. That which is called battle was a monster originally born of unfairness and intolerance. "I can't stand that guy..." "I can beat that guy..." "I can't forgive that guy..." We make enemies for all sorts of reasons, and from the moment you make an enemy until one of you draws his last breath, you are in a battle. To come bursting into the middle of an enemy stronghold, have a great flashy battle like that and not expect someone to come after you...That's a bad joke, Shinigami." - Nnoitra Jiruga, Bleach. <br /><br />"Kurosaki Ichigo, you have no chance of defeating me. Even if you somehow manage to defeat me, there will be three more powerful than me for you to defeat. It doesn't matter if you stand up a thousand times. The road to victory does not exist." - Ulquiorra Schiffer, Bleach.<br /><br />(After the Hollow of Inoue's brother threatens to kill her) "Do you know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling a sister 'I'll kill you...' You never, ever say something like that." - Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach.<br /><br />"The one being saved doesn't get to complain!" - Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach.<br /><br />"Shut up! You're being rescued, so stop babbling! You should go cower in the corner, shiver in fear, shout 'Help! Help!'" - Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Now for some Rules:<br /><br />1. Zev is not allowed to drive the Hummer.<br /><br />1a. Even in an emergency.<br /><br />1b. ESPECIALLY in an emergency.<br /><br />1c. The Hummer owns. This is a law.<br /><br />2. Do not ask Zev where he got the pepperpot-shaped things, or how he got them to listen to him.<br /><br />3. We are to close the portal Kamina came through and ignore her. We don't need people from her Universe here.<br /><br />3a. We don't care if Simon will 'Pierce the Heavens with his drill.' Close the portal means close the portal.<br /><br />3b. No-one may join the Great Gurren Brigade.<br /><br />4. Rule three has been repealed on threat of everyone being owned by the Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann.<br /><br />5. The Great Gurren Brigade is now part of BZPower.<br /><br />6. Kamina has stolen Zev's sword and is using it at full-power. Assume the 'kiss your behind goodbye' position.<br /><br />7. I'm back, BABY!! - Zev<br /><br />7a. He got it back...amazing...and terrifying at the same time...<br /><br />8. These are hereby no longer suitable battlecries:<br /><br />-SPOON!!<br /><br />-Your mom!<br /><br />-Leeroy Jenkins!<br /><br />-Tobi is a good boy!<br /><br />-Art is a bang, yeah!<br /><br />-TAKE MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!!<br /><br />-Screw this, I'm going home.<br /><br />9. Or Pony.<br /><br />10. And especially 'It's-a Mario.'<br /><br />10a. Even if you change it to Luigi.<br /><br />11. And it is NOT a good day to die.<br /><br />11a. It's a good day for someone ELSE to die!! -Zev<br /><br />12. And anyone using 'Respect My Authority' will be executed on-site.<br /><br />13. I did not inhale is NOT an acceptable excuse.<br /><br />14. Elvis is the King. You. Must. REMEMBER.<br /><br />15. Zev, if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't do it.<br /><br />16. Rule 15 has been repealed as it encourages Zev not to ask.<br /><br />17. Do not 'throw the dog a bone.' Zanda hates cleaning blood off his clothes.<br /><br />18. No-one, and this means NO...ONE...is to wake Zev up. He wakes up when he wants to. And he LIKES the blood on his clothes. You have been warned.<br /><br />19. 'He followed me home, can I keep him?' is not an acceptable excuse to bring Banned Members back to BZPower.<br /><br />19a. Even if they are wearing bunny-ears. Yes, we saw you, so get packing.<br /><br />20. Zev's sugar ingestion is to be monitored at all times.<br /><br />21. You may not sell new members tickets to see Zev's deathmatches, and then tell them they will be his opponents.<br /><br />22. PLEASE stop telling Zev's raptor kittens are delicacies. It may be funny, but it's also scary.<br /><br />23. The above rule now applies to Zev.<br /><br />24. Zev, just assume the answer is 'no.'<br /><br />25. PLEASE stop spreading the rumors that 'Blood of the Innocent' and/or 'Broken Hearts' are proper sustenance. Zev's been giving people a hungry stare, and we don't know what he'll do.<br /><br />26. All pets must be approved by at least one Moderator.<br /><br />26a. This includes you, Saya.<br /><br />26b. Seriously, send the rabbit back to Caerbannog now.<br /><br />26c. We don't care if he makes Zanda behave.<br /><br />27. The above rule is pending for repeal because it is the only so far seen method to make Zev behave.<br /><br />28. Our awesome gargantuan guillotine-like defense mechanism against Spammers is not, in fact, a see-saw.<br /><br />28a. Or a swing.<br /><br />28b. Seriously, Zev, we're sure someone's got a playground somewhere.<br /><br />28c. No, we won't get that Kurotsuchi-person who's visiting to build you one. The mere idea keeps us awake at night.<br /><br />29. No, Zev, no choo-choo for you. We don't why you'd want a train, but we know it won't end well.<br /><br />30. Miss Saya~ Black Chaos Mage does NOT have a rocket-punch.<br /><br />30a. We don't care how hard she punched you in the chest, Zanda, it was just a regular punch.<br /><br />30b. Seriously, shut up! No-one believes you!<br /><br />31. For Pete's sake, send the pepperpots to Earth where there are people to deal with them!<br /><br />31a. Okay, give Zev a break, let him take care of them.<br /><br />32. OH YEAH!! -Zev<br /><br />33. Zev, you are to stop putting random names on planks of wood and walking up to people to measure their heads. No matter how amusing Zanda thinks it is to see his plank; And for Pete's sakes, don't let him see Saya's. In short, just stop it, and leave our peace alone.<br /><br />34. Violence is not the answer. -Saya<br /><br />34a. Violence IS the answer, provided you use enough of it. -Zev<br /><br />35. It is no longer acceptable to tell new members that Zev is the God of War, and it is unsightly to see them worshipping him.<br /><br />35a. Just because the new members that have been worshipping Zev show a proficiency in energy attacks does NOT mean that his unfathomable power is leaking down into his priests.<br /><br />36. Kanda is NOT the great attractor and the end of the Universe.<br /><br />36a. Even if you swore you saw a bottle of Coke float across the room and into Zanda's hand.<br /><br />37. Please inform Zev he is no longer allowed anywhere near London or Rome.<br /><br />37a. Also tell Hellsing and Iscariot that we'll try to reign in our monster if they reign in their's. <br /><br />38. Zev is banned from all BZPower Science Centers until...forever.<br /><br />38a. Seriously, Mad Scientist Zev is too Semi-Demi-Godly for even us.<br /><br />39. I don't care if it was 'just a joke.' Valhalla is NEVER to be mentioned around Zev.<br /><br />40. Do not go ANYWHERE near Haruhi Suzumiya and/or her S.O.S. Brigade. We have quite enough problems.<br /><br />40a. Yes, this includes Kyon. While wimpy, he possesses sarcasm and overprotective females (and one male) with bizzare and deadly powers.<br /><br />40b. GET BACK HERE, ZEV!!<br /><br />41. Zev's medication is to be forcefully given to him every day.<br /><br />41a. His CURRENT medication.<br /><br />41b. His CURRENT medication, CORRECT DOSAGE.<br /><br />41c. Seriously, as funny as it was for the women and men who survived without dying from lack of oxygen via laughter or blood-loss from the nose, we don't want him running around, cheeks to the breeze, doing Sailor Moon poses and quotes again.<br /><br />42. After a week of general unpleasantness, Zev is not allowed to drink more than four cups of coffee and then hear Revolution by The Beatles.<br /><br />43. Zev is to report to our base for a lesson on the phrase 'with great power comes great responsibility.' -BZP Women's Association<br /><br />43a. Great job, ladies. Now Zev has jumped out a window and is walking around, saying he has a 'responsibility to punch people in the face.'<br /><br />44. Zev, stop making your secret calls. You may not start a Battle Royale between you, Kratos, Kenpachi, Zabuza, Shishio and Mihawk for the heck of it. Just, don't ask, don't do it, and keep the scenario fiction.<br /><br />45. Zev has gotten ahold of WMD's. He is to be given back his stuffed animal, Zanda. You know, we ALL know who it was that raided Iraq an hour before it started...<br /><br />46. Zev is no longer allowed to wear the camouflage muscleshirt and/or sunhat. He thinks and acts like a drill sergeant. Too God-Mode for us. So, we're giving them to Zanda.<br /><br />47. Fuyuki City is hereby off-limits.<br /><br />47a. No, Zev. Nothing's there. Nothing at all. It's actually quite peaceful.<br /><br />47b.(classified)No Kanda, you may not use a future version of yourself to participate in the Holy Grail War.<br /><br />48. Zev is no longer allowed to serve cake, no matter how delicious it is.<br /><br />49. Do NOT challenge Zev to a friendly game of chess. The last time somebody did, he started a plot to take over BZPower, and would have succeeded, had Saya not humiliated and defeated him and gotten rid of his supporters with a single timely kick to his crotch.<br /><br />50. Zev, stop bothering Superman.<br /><br />50a. Seriously, he's got enough problems with his two jobs.<br /><br />50b. That does NOT give you permission to annoy the rest of the Justice League.<br /><br />51. Zev is not allowed to hear the full lyrics to Dust In The Wind and/or Child Of Innocence.<br /><br />51a. Seriously, guys, the man's already practically a force of nature, he does NOT need more incentive to destroy things.<br /><br />52. Keep those 'Lotus Assassin' freaks out away from my house! Zanda can't stop shaking and I consider them creepy and more than just a bit nuts. -Saya<br /><br />52a. Request denied. Creepy and nuts they may be, but they are freakin' useful. Besides, they keep Zev happy. -Ninjo<br /><br />53. Zev, get rid of the freakin' symbiote.<br /><br />53a. OH ---- IT'S LOOSE!!<br /><br />53b. Wee aarrre Vveennomm...<br /><br />54. Goa'uld symbiotes are NOT to be implanted in Spammers.<br /><br />54a. We don't care if they give you a good fight, Zev.<br /><br />54b. Zev, seriously. We have enough problems with the symbiotes infecting normal beings. Anymore implants in Spammers and you are on your own. -Daniel<br /><br />55. Beans are not magical, nor fruit.<br /><br />56. No matter how funny, lacing the new guys' drink and food with haluciogens and sending them on patrol is no longer acceptable conduct.<br /><br />57. "The Good Boy Rule:" If Tobi becomes a member of BZP, do NOT mock the bowl and spoon. Yes, that is his weapon, and it will own you.<br /><br />58. The Starship Enterprise is hereby allowed to participate in BZP Member Training. We don't know how she got here, how she can talk, or exactly what kind of tasks she could perform, but she wants to become a member, and I'm sure not gonna try and stop her.<br /><br />58a. NO. BAD ZEV.<br /><br />58b. From now on, Photon Torpedoes are not the 'Universal form of greeting when power is out.'<br /><br />58c. Or for pranks.<br /><br />58d. The Starship Enterprise is hereby not allowed for joyriding in the Human World unless in an emergency.<br /><br />58e. 'Naruto sucks' is NOT an emergency.<br /><br />58f. Nor is running out of Coke.<br /><br />58g. Or candy.<br /><br />58h. Come ON, people, it's not a toy!<br /><br />59. The bet between Saya and Zanda to see who can turn out the bad-***-est fighter from wimps is hereby suspended. The people who saw that Longbottom boy after Zanda's training whack Riddle's snake still haven't uncurled from the fetal position.<br /><br />59a. Besides, Zev wants in on the next round, and NOBODY wants to see what he'll come up with.<br /><br />60. For the last time Zev, NO ORBITAL ANTI-SPAMMER WEAPONS!!<br /><br />60a. Why? 1. We don't have the budget and 2. We know you'll use them on us at some point.<br /><br />61. Alright...We don't know where the purple foxgirl with glasses came from, but humor Zev and pretend he didn't have something to do with it. He's still sulking from not being allowed to go hunting Wabbits. For those uninformed, 'Wabbits' is codename for 'Highly dangerous terrorists.'<br /><br />62. No, Omi does not 'make out with a dozen chicks every morning' and 'down a dozen barrels of rootbeer every night.' We don't know how these rumors were started, but, we can make an educated guess.<br /><br />62a. Zev: Do not be fooled by his goofy, benevolent facade! This man is a beast! A be - *Rest of rule is obscured by blood*<br /><br />63. Zev, we know you're a practiced shaman. Saya, we know you've been trained by the finest of healers. You're both great physicians. But you two are taking the Best Doctor Challenge WAY too far. So, I'm calling it: Get some scalpels and settle this like doctors, or SHUT UP and let it DIE.<br /><br />64. Kanda and Zanda, upon receiving Chemistry Sets, are not allowed to have their Mad Scientist-offs inside BZPower. Now, Zev, take the Langoliers. They're in the North.<br /><br />64a. NO, YOU MORON, NORTH, NORTH, NOT WEST!! Well, that's where the New Members are staying. They probably won't be missed...Nonetheless, Saya, I don't want anyone lost. I don't care if you have to jump on his shoulders and use those big hyena-ears like reins, SAVE THOSE NEWBS!! Godspeed, O'Connell, Godspeed.<br /><br />65. Zev is no longer allowed to make any more clones, and he has to eat the two he has now. Why, you ask? Because he has just taken the barbershop trio thing far too far.<br /><br />66. Zev, it's time. We want you to act responsible, be a role model, and take a bath more frequent than once a month.<br /><br />66a. And in the words of the philosopher Jagger, 'You can't always get what you want.' - Zev<br /><br />66b. And also in the words of Jagger, 'Sometimes, you get what you need.' -Saya<br /><br />66c. Touche. -Zev<br /><br />67. Zev, you are no longer allowed to sing the song 'O'bama Mia' in the streets every time someone brings him up. It's unsightly.<br /><br />68. We don't know where the blob with the guns came from, so just ignore his requests to become a member. Besides, we don't have a 'Sergeant' rank.<br /><br />68a. *Ominous hummmmm...*<br /><br />68b. Meet our new Sergeant.<br /><br />69. No one gets in to see the Wizard. No way no how.<br /><br />69a. FOR PETE'S SAKES, ZEV, stop making unauthorized additions to the rules!!<br /><br />70. When Tahu and Kopaka are in the same room, it is NOT appropriate to start singing Fire And Ice by Pat Benatar.<br /><br />70a. It's on like ####in' Donkey Kong, Raregroove. - Tahu & Kopaka, as well as their respective fanclubs.<br /><br />71. Contrary to popular belief, the contest to decide Administrators does NOT consist of a Maple Syrup Chug, a Yo Momma Face Off, and/or a Building Toss while Nekkid (Though, BZPower might be a better place if it was).<br /><br />72. After one episode consisting of an old man's head spinning around on his shoulders, secret agent bunnies killing eachother in extremely gruesome fashion, and jellyfish floating in a giant green spiral, Zev's new show, BZPower's Most Disturbing Home Videos, has been cancelled.<br /><br />73. After numerous scandals, Zev clones are now considered illegal pets.<br /><br />73a. And no, we will NOT allow Banned Members to be taken off the list of illegal pets.<br /><br />74. Zev is NEVER to be given so much as a HINT to the password of The Binkmeister's Armory. There is some scaaary #### in there.<br /><br />74a. THE PASSWORD IS SALAMI!! - Anonymous<br /><br />74b. You blasted FOOL!! We're doomed! DOOMED! DOOOOMED!! <br /><br />74c. "I went to The Bink's armory, and all I got was this stinkin' T-shirt." Waaah! - Zev<br /><br />75. Zev is not allowed to be near any weapons when he hears music by Billy Joel, AC/DC, The Eagles, or KISS. Their music sends him into a joyous war-frenzy, and, obviously, we cannot allow this.<br /><br />75a. And he shouldn't even be allowed to listen to Rick James PERIOD. He starts punching and kicking to the beat, and we REALLY don't need that.<br /><br />76. If you can't say something nice about someone, you must be talking about Zev. - Zanda<br /><br />76a. Low blow, man! - Zev<br /><br />76b. STOP USING THE RULES FOR CONVERSATION!!<br /><br />And let me tell you one last thing: Look for a MangAnime by the name of D. Gray Man! It's by Katsura Hoshino! Go Allen!<br /><br />Here be my parting words: Shinji Hirako owns you. He owns all. Heck, he owns me. This is a fact of nature. Accept it, and you will live a happier life. I know I do.