Zev Killerbee Raregroove

Thankya, man! I sure will!

YO!! We haven't been at eachother's throats for a while! Does that mean you don't hate me anymore? By the by, do you read One Piece?

Hello! How're you? I'm Zev, you're Vez...I hope we can be friends.

AFRO SAMURAI, YES!! Awesome. I try to watch it, but I'm usually too lazy to stay up late enough for it on Spike. I'm Zev; nice to meet a fan of good Anime like yourself. I look forward to seein' ya in the future. Seeya!

Heya, Mazo! I was hopin' to ask you something...Keep an eye out for a PM. You'll know it's from me, cause it'll be stylish.

Hallo! Nice to meet you. I'm Zev, as you can see. I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay, and look forward to meeting again in the future.

*Shapeshifts*

HAI-OOO!!

*Attacks with new katana, sending Mesonak through a building*

((Yes; what great scientist doesn't have his own lab?))

*Spins katana, blocking the blasts*

Rip, Ashisogi Jizo!!

*Sword's intial release is summoned*

*Swings weapon*

*A wave of the poisonous dark red vapor is launched at Mesonak*

*Presses a different button*

*The bots attacking me violently self-destruct*

*Sneers*

Do you think I, a man of science, would make a creation that could so easily bite my hand?

*Attacks again*

*Points at Mesonak*

TIME, for All-Purpose Cultural Artifical Female Clone NEMU!!

*Nemu, who looks nothing like me leaps out of nowhere, calmly punching Mesonak in the jaw*

*She quietly walks off*

*Draws katana*

*Leaps in to attack*

*Spinkicks Inferna out of Mesonak's grasp*

*Presses button*

*A squadron of gatling-gun bearing, searchlight-blazing, hovering turret-bots flies neatly in through doorway singlefile*

*Leaps away as the bots do their job*

*Quickly removes cyringe of regeneration serum*

This is gonna hurt...

*Injects burned left arm*

YEOOOW!!

*Arm grotesquely reforms from stump*

I suppose you've never heard of Afro Samurai!

*Throws sword up horizontally over Mesonak*

*Jumps on top of sword, standing horizontally on the blade and hilt*

*Blade descends like guillotine*

*Pulls out polished metal pan*

*Laser vision is reflected back*

*Reaches up to dome-covered left ear, after left arm returns from being shot*

*Pulls part of ear out, causing it to unfold into a bloody scythe connected to my head by a ligament*

*Attacks with earscythe*

*Of DOOM*

I have decided that this text war cannot go on as it is. Thusly...

I WILL START ATTACKING BOTH OF YOU!!

*Raises left arm*

*Forearm shoots out on a bloody metal cord toward Inferna*

WHAT IN SAM HILL IS GOIN' ON, and HOW CAN I GET INVOLVED!?

Heya, Japoro! How're you? Read any good stories lately? Like, maybe, A Day At The Bureau, my latest work? Don't worry, I'll stop shamelessly advertising now. Seeya, man!

Sorry for taking so long to reply.

Well, I'm good. How've you been? I'm really a big Kenpachi fan...And Yachiru is adorable.

Oh, I'm fine. I'd like to ask...Do you like Bleach (The manga and anime, not the household detergent)?

*Crawls in, legs twisted*

O LAWDY, your sig fell on me!

So, nice to meet you. How are you?

Sure!

Thanks. *Hug* Seeya.

IS EMPTY NOW!! GRRR!!

Cool! Thanks muchly. Seeya, buddeh!

Well...THIS is awkward...But, thanks anyway. *Hug*