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EmperorWhenua

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  1. Okay, fine Orange Submarine sandwich! Do you live in it? And do you have the Jolly Roger on it?

    ~EW~

  2. You already are taking me on, Gravi. But I think I can take both of you on, seeing as Grav and I are not engaged in a truly psychological debate... ~EW~
  3. On Saturday, my Boy Scout troop will be going to sleep in yurts at the coast. Whee! It has been raining for several days here, and yesterday and today were the first clearly dry days we have had. Some places are still without power. Ah, well. I am fine, though. Umm, that's about it. Oh, I do have a seal of approval now! If you see this, it means EW approves (duh!). It was inspired by my goals of efficient simplicity and rusticity, thus the brownish colors. I would have added wood grain, but MSPaint is not my fine point. ~EW~
  4. Has there ever been a time when you have not been crazy busy? On another note, I think this is way overdue from me, but I guess I better not make a fool of myself with an alibi. So, without further adie, I give to you: Keeping up with the principles of EW simplicity and inspired by rusticity (is that even a word?), this stamp of approval was made in paint. Enjoy your newfound toy. :-D ~EW~
  5. NO! We need some more envigorating music! *plays Drones by Rise Against*

    Food! Get back here! And food of food, come back too!

    ~EW~

  6. Do you live in a Yellow Submarine? If so, do you have the Jolly Roger on it?

    ~EW~

  7. A dancing Master Chief. ...How amusing.

    ~EW~

  8. Hello to you, too.

    ~EW~

  9. LOL, it seems you just figured it out, Rubs. ;P

    ~EW~

  10. In fact, the majority of bakers are male. It is only the picturesque idea of Mom baking cookies that make the female baker sterotype. ~EW~
  11. As opposed to my 1800. :P

    ~EW~

  12. Yes, in fact, that was what I was doing when we last talked. I was making the Punjabi sada nan bread at that time. HERE ARE YOUR COOKIES. ~EW~
  13. Here is a little known fact about EW: EW is a baker. Yes, I am a baker, as in get duty with flower and salt baker. No, not commercially, but rather through the fact that I feel drawn to the dough. It brings me joy to see that the bucketfull of ingredients I held in my hands became a workable boulder of dough, then in turn was baked in sweltering heat, eventually becoming a masterpiece of edible art which others savour, enjoying every crumb of its being and in turn reflecting the joy of a job well done from me. I cannot profess any great mastery of the bread arts, nor of the cookies, but I am fairly good. I can muster up a bread of any variation, whether it be San Francisco sourdough or an Indian Punjabi nan, I can do it. ...Well, I do occasionaly add a pinch too much salt... Pretty fly for a Jedi, eh? ~EW~
  14. Just to think that Lep keeps all these things in his basement... He must have half of the Middle Ages down here!

    ~EW~

  15. *adds "Skullman"*

    Bones, do you fly a Jolly Roger at your house?

    ~EW~

  16. That you could quite possibly be owned by me in such a case. ~EW~
  17. Stupid name cutoff. :P That is why there are personal pics! Use them!

    But does it look like I care? No! I will pesue everyone here! I'm hungwee! Rhaaar!

    ~EW~

  18. Well, a little of both. Namy know of me as I am seen in several places as a regular, and have also made plenty impressions on others. But also, I am one who just seems to attreact attention here... Why not? Hm. Obviously, I am not as others above me do not feel that I am in deseving of it, but I do not argue their intents. If I am ever promoted to 'ts OBZPC, I would think nothing of it whatsoever. It's just another title. But I must admit that my Respectism philos does not strike much favor among many of those of authority as it speaks for the people and against power abuse which is a very large problem, especialy as Respectism magnifies such vandalism. Also, it is a rather complex issue of which I can truthfully say takes a far greater mind than that which I can muster. But whatever the case may be, I am content where I am at present, just another BZP member who enjoys heloing out here because he feels obliged to by cause of BZP being the only way he can commune with others at any time. I am a sideliner, not a frontman, and a flashy orange title is a dead giveaway. And Takua... *sigh* I am a phychological debater. You do realize that, right? ~EW~
  19. HEY! You took my lunch away! Get back here! *persues Scorch and Jordboy*

    ~EW~

  20. Immunity to pain is not immunity to injury. I'm number 7, so shaddap, minion. OHMYFLIPPINGGOODNESS! My minion threw a rock at me! ~EW~
  21. *eats Scorch* Yumm. Tastes just like chicken!

    ~EW~

  22. I wonder what clone troopers taste like with ketchup...

    ~EW~

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