Ka-Chan

Ohoho, now we're talking real horroshow. Warhammer has some pretty horrific pricing, just a friendly warning. If you're going to get into it, expect it to cost you. As for locations and such, why don't you chuck me a PM? I figure I could really ramble on about this and I don't feel like spamming up the comments.

Don't worry, my dear. I might not scream and flail like a hooligan anymore but my views are still as eccentric as they've always been.

Pretty much, yes. Except I retract my clearly biased look on the Chaos Marines, seeing as I am now the proud owner of a Chaos Army.

I love it because of how absurd it gets and trying to explain it. Take this colorful variety of examples from last Sunday's game club. 3 of my Tau Gun Drones chased a group of Imperial Guardsmen off the map in close combat. If you're unfamiliar with Warhammer, I'll break it down further. Can you imagine how a group of 3 robots that are basically metal frisbees could somehow kill a few guys in a group of 30 or so armed men AND scare the bejeebus out of them? Neither can I, but it happened. Now try and imagine the Killer Rabbit scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That's basically what happened. My Broadside battlesuit and my friend's Necron Heavy Destroyer, both carrying the heaviest weapons in their arsenals, get in a point blank range shootout that lasts the whole game with neither hitting eachother. Once. This one guy's Tyranid Carnifex somehow blows itself up with it's own gun. The same guy's Hive Trygon -Think HR Giger's Alien with no legs except the size of Godzilla- never once enters the battle and dies. And none of these compare to the legendary Tau With A Powerfist miracle. But that's another story. The most ridiculous story in the history of Warhammer.

I'd insert a disclaimer here about how this is not ego maniacal, but I can't offer an excuse. My apologies! But yeah, these facts are really my way of communicating how things have changed in terms of everything Bzpower related since I was last around. Because let's face it; you're not going to be seeing a lot of me around the forums. - If I'm on Bzpower, chances are I am really, really bored. Nothing against this site or anything, but I decided to move on from general internet socializing. So yeah if I'm on here it's probably because my friends forgot what cellphones were. - I'd really, really be gracious if you'd refer to me as something other than "Ka" . There is a long history with that nickname, and I personally find it very annoying. If it's all you know me by, I don't mind. But if you're one of my more known friends, just call me by my name, alright? Appreciated. - Remember those Transformers Desecration RPGs I made? Well if you could kindly quit badgering me about future sequels, prequels, and all that goobly nonsense, you'd have my thanks. Those were fun back during the day *Yeah it wasn't that long ago, I know, but you know what I mean* but they're history. I've got better ways to spend my spare time then have to police adolescents because they can't start out with Raptor jet thingies and bizarre incidents involving giant advanced sentient robots raiding a Toys R Us. I admit every once in awhile I daydream about going back to the spin-off lore I created, but no. Phantom's long since been reincarnated in one of my WIP novels *which means it'll probably never see the light of day* with a less goofy name. -I don't even know how long I've been on this site and frankly I'd rather not remember. I look back and find it disturbing that I used to think this place could substitute a real social life. -DX and Israefel are really the only two Bzp'ers I actively talk to on here- if we've talked in the past, feel free to drop a PM by to get reacquainted- don't be shy, I rarely bite. -I have found myself in a debate about whether or not I should sell my old Bionicle toys. On one hand they do consist of 9 years of my childhood joy, but on the other I'm at the age where saving up money ought to be one of my priorities. Sentimental value or price value- which weighs more? -If I could travel back a mere 2-3 years for only 5 minutes, I'd call my past-self an [Removed. -Shine]. No, seriously. I look back on all the internet drama I brewed up and wonder what the heck must have been going through my skull at the time. Well, at least I gave people entertainment. -Virtually the one thing that has remained unchanged over the course of the past few years involving Bzpower is my obsession with Gman. I couldn't explain it if I tried. -Teal used to be my absolute favorite color- probably because of Hatsune Miku. Now I find Miku a tired pop-culture icon and purple is my favorite color. Who woulda thunk? -I think Team Fortress 2 is a lame joke that refuses to die. Now before you go and bombard me with flak, I'm not badmouthing the game itself- I love the game. Heck, just add Phantomgman to your friends list and we could play some time, although I'm trying to play it less often in general. Not to mention I'm a bit bombastic while playing so you might want to lay off on it if you're easily off- OKAY GOING OFF SUBJECT. I just think Team Fortress 2's meme status tired and trite. - I don't know where you guys found those new dancing turaga gifs, but I find them absolutely hilarious. -Admittedly, I'm still a bit of a weaboo. A little. I enjoy the stylized forms of manga and anime, although my savings grace is that Neon Genesis Evangelion remains the only anime I've watched from beginning to end. Haven't read a manga in years, either. Although Zombie Powder and Tetragrammaton Labyrinth were pretty cool. -It's 1 in the morning. I can feel myself slipping into a feral state- time to quit while I still have a head! Maybe I'll add in more later- toodles!

The Thing... I didn't think it was possible but they...t-they managed to make him look even more like a... Do I even need to say it? We all know exactly what I'm getting at.

*The following is a transcript of a series of text messages exchanged last night from my fellow movie goer Partner In Crime, Yankey Doodle- And no, that is not his real name- * "Yo carl" "Oh hey- whats up?" "Not much, bored." "Small world" "Well heres something to spice things up" "?" "Dare you to watch Captain America" "Oh no did they seriously make a movie of that" "Yes. Look it up and watch" "Only if you watch it too" "Fiiinee" And that was how I spent my friday night. Watching Captain America with my compadre on Speakerphone. It was bad, my brothers. Really, really bad. Heck, not even bad- just lame It did teach me some good lessons from the Captain himself, though! Like if I'm ever strapped to a rocket, I just got to kick it hard enough to fly to Alaska and I'll live to be thawed out from a cryogenic sleep 50 years later! OR if you ever need to carjack someone, just pretend you gotta toss your lunch. OH and we can't forget going into enemy territory wearing a "fire proof suit" that makes you look like a human bullseye is always the best method of infiltration. He's a true American icon.

Okay, I'm bored- so we're going to play a little game here. I'm going to show you glimpses of one of my novels, and you're going to try and piece together what's happening. Feedback for bonus points. Ready? "Can you hear them? The lampposts can’t stop crying! I don’t blame them, though. They’re all so close to one another but they can’t walk to visit each other. So close, yet so far away… Misery loves company and yet I’m so lonely…" "I now wonder if God had blessed me when I was removed from the team after that accident… Did he rescue me from V’s fate, or did he use me so that I might seal it? God is in man and man alone, I realize. Did I use V? I cannot tell anymore…" "I didn’t mean it…. I don’t hate you! I just want to be with you and mommy and daddy again…." "I am the Jaws that Bite, I am the Claws that Catch. I am the Lurker of the Tumtum Tree and the Frumious Bandersnatch. I am the Monster. I am Fear, and there is nothing to fear but Fear Itself." "I want my baby back... I want to share a bed again, I don’t want to be cast aside... I don’t want to be your wife? We will play out Sleeping Beauty and you will be the princess-but will l be the prince? Or will you be the prince and I be the princess? Who is rescuing who? I know I could wake you from your slumber with just one kiss but how can I do that if you won’t even kiss me anymore? I’m failing miserably- you’re failing miserably. We became one, we are one, we will die as one. We are misery. Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave you my heart and you ran it through." "When a madman asks you to push him off a cliff so that he may show you how he can fly, are you murdering him if you do? Oh, another fool drunk on dreams. He is but another Icarus, and yet it hurts to see him burn." "Oh too long since I’ve jumped and sang! I want to play, I want to frolic, I want to feel, I want to be! In daylight I walk with you, in dreams I dance with you till my heels are raw and your eyes bleed rainbows! Epileptic Ecstasy is my name, but you may call me Mr. Star!" "I see Aphrodite crucified upon Christ’s cross! She speaks to me and says 'V, oh love! Oh V! Why have you forsaken me in your eyes?! I forgive you for you know not what you do!'... But I will not, for I am a jealous lover! If I cannot have you, then nobody will! Let us drink deep and bid farewell with the passionate kiss of death!" "I’m a great doctor. I have done great things. With my brilliant mind I will help others. With my calculating mind I will hide myself in them. With my cold mind I will lie to myself. I am a doctor. I am Doctor V. I am V Doctor. I am scared by myself. I am a brilliant, calculating, cold monster. Leslie's dead, Timmy’s dead, V’s dead… I am a murderer… I am a monster. I am far worse than any of these creatures, because I created them… I made them by simply being who I am… I am foolish. I am desperate. I am Empty. I am A Mistake. I shall become something great and terrible." "If you choose to pull that trigger, I have no intention of watching you do so. Did you really think you could save yourself with a bullet? I was a suicidal moron myself once- I've met your kind before. I was a drama queen whom all the pity in the world couldn't satiate. The question is, are you being true when you cry, or is this another stunt? I will not go back there, and neither will you!" "I never understood why people liked the sun so much. It’s so mundane and you can’t look at it without burning your eyes. I think the moon is far more enchanting- it’s like a wonderful giant mirror that shows you who you really are if you dare stare into it long enough. That's why I chase it every night- I hope one day I might get a head start and catch it so I can put it in my hallway. Did I ever tell you I was the first person on the moon? It’s not so hard, really. You just gotta learn to fly like I did- sanity is so heavy, it’s no wonder most people have never been there. What about you? Do you wish to come with me?" " I have not gone through all of this to be like you!" "Who said I wanted you to be like me? That'd be soooo boring." Yeah, that's all you're going to get- not to be selfish here, I'm just not one for divulging original ideas.

You hit the reference nail right on the head. Probably Alice In Wonderland. Figure I'd see the movie then read the book, see which was better.

Yeah if my trump card "Gather up the rest of the droogs and hang out at the movie theater" doesn't work then that's probably going to be it.

So much for California. So much for the weekend. So much for not going postal. Thanks, my camaraderie! If you need, me I'm going to be using Google Earth to find the nearest orphanage.