http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=260596That above link goes to the original, in case anyone cares to read it. The Return Zzz... Random Bone Hunter #476: Um, Author? Zzz… Random Bone Hunter #476: Author? Zzz…Random Bone Hunter #476: VAMPRAH THE PHANTOKA!!!!!!!! Zzz…What? Random Bone Hunter #476: Post a new chapter, won’t you? But the forums are do…Wha? The forums are back? WOOHOO!!!! Wait, why are you talking in script? And with that, I kicked Random Bone Hunter #476 out of the comedy forever. Back at the hotel, things were getting a bit boring. Lewa was sitting at the front desk, reading Spider-Man comics; Gali was swimming laps in the pool; the Permanent Guest Stars were playing poker; Kopaka was practicing the guitar (during this time, he had released his first studio album, which had gotten Alternative Matoran Magazine’s “Album of the Seemingly Eternal Forum Hiatus” award); Onua was in the fitness center, punching a random punching bag; Takanuva was replacing burned out light bulbs on the 500th floor (unfortunately, the light bulb storage room was in the basement); Tahu was outside, amusing himself by burning down the fancy hotel across the street; and Pohatu was snoozing. Hey, guys? Guess what? “There are going to be more visitors here?” Lewa asked. “They’re holding tryouts for the Olympic swimming team?” Gali exclaimed. “My album went double-platinum?” Kopaka shouted. As Onua was about to say something, Pohatu woke up suddenly. “Uh…wha? Can someone tell – Hey! The author is back!” “HALLELUJAH!” everybody shouted as Tahu walked back in. Tahu believed that they were cheering for him, and began dancing stupidly. Everybody ignored him. And with that, the building trembled on its foundations with everybody spontaneously singing Handel’s famous “Hallelujah”, accompanied by a random Matoran playing the piano. Suddenly, a random Forum Assistant appeared out of nowhere. Everybody gasped, and the piano-playing Matoran fell off of his stool. Unfortunately, he was on the roof of the hotel. It was a long way down. “Now what was I going to say?” asked the Forum Assistant, oblivious to the random piano-playing Matoran falling to his certain death. Fortunately, he had a Visorak web acquired over the long stretch of the hotel’s supreme emptiness tied to his foot, so he did not fall too far. Unfortunately, the slingshot effect after the web was fully stretched shot him clear up into outer space. On the ground, some random Vortixx noted this feat and called up the Guinness guys, leading to the Matoran receiving the World Record for “Farthest Distance Traveled into Space via Visorak Web Acting as a Slingshot!” Everybody else on the ground, however, kept reading the credible news papers with ultra-convincing headlines such as “Woman Gives Birth to Martian Baby.” “Oh, right! No religious discussion on BZPower! I don’t care if the forums just came back after being down for eons of our years! You are now suspended, Everybody!” “Why does this always happen to me?” Everybody wondered out loud. The rest of the beings present did not notice, however, for they were too busy celebrating the author’s triumphant return. (Incidentally, Kopaka's album had not gone double platinum. It had gone over nine thousand platinum.) "Really?" griped the Guest Star known as Zeskii. "Over nine thousand? That's what you came up w-OW!" His rant was cut off by the piano from earlier falling through the roof, through the hotel's floors, and onto his foot. Had he said what he was thinking, it would have been a brilliant opportunity to use the censored emoticon, but as emoticons look bad in prose, he dropped his emoticon launcher. "Only a fool would use an emoticon in prose," he said. " " emoticonned A Fool as he knocked over a saltshaker. Furious, he stormed under a ladder and past a group of black cats. After that, he plummeted into an open manhole. Why there was a manhole when only BIONICLE beings were present is a mystery for another day.