Solaris: Electric Sentinel

What do you mean we don't have time machines? We've had time machines for years! Yes, clocks! What, you've never noticed that they tell time? AND, they're machines. Ergo: time machines. Ignorant humans.

People say life is short and you might get hit by a bus, so live like it's your last day. Life is LONG. You probably won't get hit by a bus, and you'll have to live with the mistakes you make for the rest of your life because you figured that the only thing on the road that can hit you is a bus.

"History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars." John Price

If you look REAL close at the sun, you'll be able to see that it IS smiling. [suppresses an evil chuckle]

I wrote something on the 3rd of July, now I'm writing something on the 5th of July. Can't you just smell the patriotism?

I once was told to write a heartfelt message... oh, if only I had a heart.

Finally back for the summer. Ah... I should get outside more.

I just wanna know who's behind white chocolate. I mean, it's not really all that white, and if you know how normal chocolate is created you can't even call it chocolate. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just wondering who's behind all the rather short-sighted product names around here.

Was walking down the road one day when it suddenly hit me. So I sued the idea for assault. That should teach those pesky thoughts a lesson.

Ctrl Alt Delete. Words to live by, friend.